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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:01 am
granted, but the world thinks you are a freak and they drag you to area 51. you never see the light again.
i wish i could live to see humans go to mars
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:43 pm
granted but they use you as the first test animal that gets to see mars but the martians capture you... and guess who ends up on the plate!!!
i wish i got fish, gold, and the new mothly collectibles
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 8:19 pm
acrime86 granted but now that she isnt grounded she goes out,, gets drunk at a party and pukes on everyone. now she isnt grounded but is forever remembered as pukey lacy. i wish i had mermaid legs...( in the real world!) Granted. But mermaids don't have legs. Now everyone knows how stupid you are and they eat you alive.
I wish for some good stuff.
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 3:11 pm
Granted but the good stuff soon goes bad.
I wish the world would invert its colors.
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 3:40 am
Granted but it looks strange and they soon change it back
I wish i had some cake
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 2:17 pm
DGiant Granted but it looks strange and they soon change it back I wish i had some cake Granted. But you throw it up.
I wish for fun.
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:20 pm
Granted , But the fun is illegal and you get arrested.
I wish for a trip to space
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:13 pm
acrime86 Granted , But the fun is illegal and you get arrested. I wish for a trip to space Granted. But you can't breathe and soon die.
I wish for a miracle.
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 1:39 pm
Granted. but it takes forever and you soon give up on miricals.
i wish for a orange tree
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:19 pm
Granted but toxic fumes are emitted from it so no one can get near except select species of squirrel.
I wish I could be a leech.
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 3:24 pm
granted but you stick onto a native asian, unfortunately he is the village idiot and in his persuit to remove you from his body using fire he burns both you and himself.... fortunately only you die...
i wish for silk lingerie
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:42 pm
acrime86 granted but you stick onto a native asian, unfortunately he is the village idiot and in his persuit to remove you from his body using fire he burns both you and himself.... fortunately only you die... i wish for silk lingerie Granted. But you repulse everyone and soon become an outcast.
I wish I was a contortionist.
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:41 am
Granted, but in your quest to become the ultimate contortionist you try to mail yourself to your familly in a wooden trunk. tragicly you get lost in the mail and by the time they find you your are sadly dead and stuck in the box. Because they cannot move you due to your rotting flesh they bury you in the wooden box. I wish for a new house
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 9:03 am
DGiant Granted, but in your quest to become the ultimate contortionist you try to mail yourself to your familly in a wooden trunk. tragicly you get lost in the mail and by the time they find you your are sadly dead and stuck in the box. Because they cannot move you due to your rotting flesh they bury you in the wooden box. I wish for a new house Granted. But it asplodes with you inside.
I wish for a pretty penny.
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:21 am
granted but the penny is worth less than the half of one sixth of one eight of a yen..... ( btw learn to spell... the word is explodes not asplodes)
i wish we knew if aliens were real.... ( make that into something bad)
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