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Wormwood Gentleman Corpse
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 3:33 pm
PULL HIS SHORTS DOWN AGAIN! surprised heart Aw, hush Leda. stare It took me forever to get this top tied and I don't want people gettin' ideas.
An interview? I suppose now's as good a time as any if it's just for the paper. If you want a film segment or some such you'll have to give me time to powder my nose.
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 3:35 pm
::puts on her best "damsel in distress" look as she pushes her back against the side of the pool::
You wouldn't want to eat me, Big Bad Wolf. I wouldn't be very tasty, I assure you.
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 3:35 pm
::leans his head on his hand boredly::
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 3:36 pm
::stalks closer::
::Suddenly dives out of the water in a huge splash, shoving them both back on the side of the pool, Bigby on top of Snow::
::He leans in close, his lips an inch from her ear and exhales lightly::
We're boring Charming.
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 3:39 pm
::whispers breathlessly::
Really? Maybe we should fix that?
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 3:39 pm
:pulls out her notebook and a pencil:
Thank you, Mr. Wormwood. Would you please tell us a little about yourself and your background?
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 3:39 pm
He only likes to watch if the girl is the furry one.
::grins and pulls himself out of the pool::
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 3:40 pm
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 3:42 pm
Darn, I thought I was going to get lucky. You're a tease, Mr. Wolf
::holds her hand out for him to help her up::
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 3:43 pm
: razz ulls her up onto the ground::
Nah, I don't think I'd want to curse this bar with a 500-gallon version of the "Fun Bucket."
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 3:45 pm
Maybe not here but.. home.. when you're ready?
::winks::
I'll wear the bikini.
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 3:47 pm
::tries not to laugh::
Okay, yeah, that'd be fun. Now, maybe we should get back to entertaining, unless Charming wants another exhibition.
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 3:49 pm
Continue what you were doing.. ::Waves his hand dismissively::
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 3:49 pm
::puts her hands on her hips scowling::
Fine, Mr. Wolf. None for you then if you think it's so hilarious. HHmmph. The nerve. That's what I get for being so forward .. for once.
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 3:51 pm
That's what I found so funny...I can't help it. You're cute when you're randy.
::grabs a cigarette off the bar and looks for matches::
Damn it, why the Hell does this place never have any matches?
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