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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 4:50 pm
Lex Luthor is dangerously genre savvy and far smarter than Superman, and never makes the mistake of fighting him when thereisn't a chance he'd come out on top, and those other entities are God-level eldritch abominations that hadn his own a** to him until the rest of the Justice League shows up or he finds a way to destroy whatever showed up without getting destroyed.
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 4:52 pm
-Finds that debating the logicality and realism of superheroes to be immensely hilarious.-
I like Lex Luthor. Simple human genius who foils cape-wearing Jesus.
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 4:52 pm
Misujage [ Anony ] b***h better get out of my FACE!! I ain't readin about no damn superheroes! >=/
[ Haku ] uhhh~ > .>
[ Shane ] Ahhh Clark Kent!!! <3 those glasses~
[ Kaz ] Yo leave Superman alone!! D:< Woman, I will kick you in yo beat-a** face if you talk shi about the Flash without no research! b***h BETTER BE DOIN' HER RESEARCH BEFORE STEPPIN' IN ON MY ********' DOMAIN, b***h.
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 4:53 pm
Anonymous_Alcoholic Lex Luthor is dangerously genre savvy and far smarter than Superman, and never makes the mistake of fighting him when thereisn't a chance he'd come out on top has Kryptonite.
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 4:56 pm
Out of curiosity, why the hell didn't Luthor make a suit of Kryptonite... and then a gun that shoots Kryptonite beams... or... didn't he do something like that? Or power some android with a Kryptonite core... or something?
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 4:57 pm
He has. Two words, President Luthor.
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 4:57 pm
Anonymous_Alcoholic Misujage [ Anony ] b***h better get out of my FACE!! I ain't readin about no damn superheroes! >=/
[ Haku ] uhhh~ > .>
[ Shane ] Ahhh Clark Kent!!! <3 those glasses~
[ Kaz ] Yo leave Superman alone!! D:< Woman, I will kick you in yo beat-a** face if you talk shi about the Flash without no research! b***h BETTER BE DOIN' HER RESEARCH BEFORE STEPPIN' IN ON MY ********' DOMAIN, b***h. I know I just told this crackuh a** crackuh to hop up outta my face before I put his a** ON BLAST!!! I AIN'T GOTTA RESEARCH NO PETER PAN LOOKIN ******** SO I CAN KNOW WHIC ONE OF THE LOST BOYS GREW UP INTO HIM! Hop back little boy~
[ Kaz ] Agreed = 3= he has Kryptonite~ that's all.
[ Shane ] Hell he get Kryptonite from?! That's the real question! >=I
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 4:57 pm
Kid Kaz Anonymous_Alcoholic Lex Luthor is dangerously genre savvy and far smarter than Superman, and never makes the mistake of fighting him when thereisn't a chance he'd come out on top has Kryptonite. is kryptonite.
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 4:59 pm
He didn't make a suit because it also gives you cancer. Cancer sucks, or so I hear. And he did make all of those things. One even had a name.
Metallo = Android powered by Kryptonite.
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:02 pm
Misujage Anonymous_Alcoholic Misujage [ Anony ] b***h better get out of my FACE!! I ain't readin about no damn superheroes! >=/
[ Haku ] uhhh~ > .>
[ Shane ] Ahhh Clark Kent!!! <3 those glasses~
[ Kaz ] Yo leave Superman alone!! D:< Woman, I will kick you in yo beat-a** face if you talk shi about the Flash without no research! b***h BETTER BE DOIN' HER RESEARCH BEFORE STEPPIN' IN ON MY ********' DOMAIN, b***h. I know I just told this crackuh a** crackuh to hop up outta my face before I put his a** ON BLAST!!! I AIN'T GOTTA RESEARCH NO PETER PAN LOOKIN ******** SO I CAN KNOW WHIC ONE OF THE LOST BOYS GREW UP INTO HIM! Hop back little boy~
[ Kaz ] Agreed = 3= he has Kryptonite~ that's all.
[ Shane ] Hell he get Kryptonite from?! That's the real question! >=I Jesus Christ, I can smell the Ignorant Hoochie Momma from here.
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:03 pm
It's a bit too bad he'd already gotten cancer anyway, from keeping a ring.
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:03 pm
Anonymous_Alcoholic Misujage Anonymous_Alcoholic Misujage [ Anony ] b***h better get out of my FACE!! I ain't readin about no damn superheroes! >=/
[ Haku ] uhhh~ > .>
[ Shane ] Ahhh Clark Kent!!! <3 those glasses~
[ Kaz ] Yo leave Superman alone!! D:< Woman, I will kick you in yo beat-a** face if you talk shi about the Flash without no research! b***h BETTER BE DOIN' HER RESEARCH BEFORE STEPPIN' IN ON MY ********' DOMAIN, b***h. I know I just told this crackuh a** crackuh to hop up outta my face before I put his a** ON BLAST!!! I AIN'T GOTTA RESEARCH NO PETER PAN LOOKIN ******** SO I CAN KNOW WHIC ONE OF THE LOST BOYS GREW UP INTO HIM! Hop back little boy~
[ Kaz ] Agreed = 3= he has Kryptonite~ that's all.
[ Shane ] Hell he get Kryptonite from?! That's the real question! >=I Jesus Christ, I can smell the Ignorant Hoochie Momma-Daddy from here.
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:04 pm
>=I Ain't nobody ghetto!!!
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:04 pm
So... Superman's weakness is cancer?
[ Donut: } Oh yeah... that's what his name was... Metallo... didn't he get his a** whooped in his first appearance / comic?
[ Kaz: } Maybe if Lex spent less time torturing Superman, and more time trying to cure cancer with his money, he wouldn't have to worry.
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:05 pm
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