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Are you SURE?

Well. Isn't that great? Just kill everything and everyone 0_0

LOL OK.... I'm not sure if she'll actually click on it though WILL SHE?

News thingy sounds gooood, actually~

I'm legally still a kid, you know. xd

Welcome to Eden Eternal. That's all legit, sane and real in Eden.
But then again. In Eden, a frog is the leader of the capital - and so, he's the pope.
A frog. As. A Pope.
And he insists to give you school boy/girl items to wear all the time. I bet he has a weird thing for school uniforms or something.
A perverted frog pope.

Ah. So yeah, it's now official. Belle is maybe the biggest pervert around here.

Yes. xd I posted her chocolate, the necomimis, and a "jar of magic". It's filled with weird and yet sweet looking.... Things. And there's a hidden amber amulet in there.
// And this makes no sense. Sorry. Never talk on Skype and write at the same time. So, she gets a post thingy via electronic means, that notes her to pick up a packet from the mail office. Maybe it makes more sense now. xd
DAMN YOU TITS.

PFFFFFFT~~ I'm old and wise, then? So you should bow in front of me, you ignorant maggot.

Yes. xd Free online anime games rarely make sense.

You should know. OR DID YOU FORGET _THAT THING_ ALREADY?

Yes. It was Tit.
You see, you can post this alarm notice thingy when you mail a package. The receiver needs only their ID and the code you give them to receive the package. You know this system, right?
If they would have taken the packet straight to her house, her parents would have been like WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
Seeeeee?

But at least I'm still young and pretty. emotion_kirakira

Yep. My friends drag me to join the games with them. And well, it's fun. It's their fault for inviting me there. emotion_awesome

Those I can understand. But then the dragon incest sex thing is something that I still can't forget.

Really? Here that's rare, unless it's a huuge packet. Like furniture or something. You usually just pick up the packet on your way home from the post. Maybe it's because of the high prices? You can pay for the delivery, but it's really not worth it.
(Welcome to Finland. A normal packet of noodles will cost 2 euros. You can get 10 packets for 1 euro in many other countries.
Enjoy.)

...Maybe you are too traumatized to remember.

Yeah. I know. People here are just retarded. Plus, many of the couriers wouldn't even find my house probably.
Yeaaahhh. My share of chicken can easily cost 10 euros for every dinner. xd (I do eat a lot of that, but you know.) Transport, food and living here can be ridiculously expensive compared to.... Well, what you COULD get with all that money.

My legs hurt. My back hurts. My neck hurts. My arms hurt. Fml.

...You eavesdropped me and Belle talking about the Nero Morte leader ***** Hazen?

Let me explain the Finnish system: They have the health care and all that. In fact, they pay support money for everyone, too. For example, they paid 100% of my medicine bills a while ago. You get support for not working and for working. Farmers get money for farming and some for not farming. If you own two farms, you can get support from farming on one, and NOT farming on one. Because ******** all logic. They pay something for every student too, pretty much. If you ask them to, that is. And if you take a student loan, and you can't pay all of it, the government might pay it for you.
And where does this huge amount of support money come from? From the high taxes of course, they put those on transport and food and living and essential stuff like that. xd INGENIOUS.

I forgot that cars exist.