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Avatar Malia

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:56 am


I wish for a good day.
PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:57 am


Granted. It happenes and you never have a day better than that for the rest of your life.


I wish i had a bonzi tree

DGiant


The Depressed Optimist

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 5:22 pm


Granted, But you do not trim it properly and it keeps growing and growing until you cant enter your room. Now you have to sleep in the hallway.

I wish my Chevelle had new tires.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:43 am


Granted . You get them and die in a car accedent

i wish i had a new laptop

DGiant


Ieri Aedile

PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:59 am


Granted but the memory only holds enough to be able to use microsoft word and it is also possessed by an evil sandwich...(I'm running out of ideas.)

I wish for a magic gumball machine.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:14 pm


Granted. but the gumball machine only takes canadian coins. so u have to go to canada to get coins first.

i wish for a venus flytrap plant

DGiant


Avatar Malia

PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:03 pm


DGiant
Granted. but the gumball machine only takes canadian coins. so u have to go to canada to get coins first.

i wish for a venus flytrap plant

Granted. But it's too stubborn to trap flies.

I wish for a potato.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:55 pm


DGiant
Granted. but the gumball machine only takes canadian coins. so u have to go to canada to get coins first.


I like Canada I do have their currency in my wallet (not a joke)
Granted you get your potatoe...but it's rotten and you eat it...you get ringworms that eat you alive....
I wish I had red hair in real life.

Ieri Aedile


acrime86

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:00 am


granted but you prematurely grey,,,

i wish for gold
PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:46 am


Granted, but the leprichons fight you to get it back. and you lose everything

i wish for a new cellphone

DGiant


Ieri Aedile

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:54 am


Granted but the cell phone is posessed by Attila the Hun and the first time you press anything he pops out and slashes your head off with a battle axe. Then he runs yelling into the night to go take down the wall of china....(not likely.)

I wish for a leprechaun
PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:27 am


Realitys Marionette
Granted but the cell phone is posessed by Attila the Hun and the first time you press anything he pops out and slashes your head off with a battle axe. Then he runs yelling into the night to go take down the wall of china....(not likely.)

I wish for a leprechaun

Granted. But he eats your soul and makes your head into a trophy.

I wish for levels.

Avatar Malia


Ieri Aedile

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:58 am


Granted, but the levels you get are in your skin and you look like a horribly attrocious fatty because of the ridges...You are then chased down by a mob of angry bolemics.

I wish for a soda pop
PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:44 pm


Granted but it sprays you in the eyes. You reach for anything to wipe it off with and you grab a horrendously leveled ladies skirt. She then has you put on the sex offenders list. Now your blind, ready to vomit, and a sex offender.

I wish Lacy wasn't grounded.

The Depressed Optimist


acrime86

PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:03 am


granted but now that she isnt grounded she goes out,, gets drunk at a party and pukes on everyone. now she isnt grounded but is forever remembered as pukey lacy.

i wish i had mermaid legs...( in the real world!)
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