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 Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 6:15 pm
Granted. But you become paralyzed in the process of becoming immune to everything.
I wish to own a genie.
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:32 am
Granted, but he will only grant you one wish which turns out to be the opposite of what you wanted to begin with.
I wish I were the best at everything.
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:17 pm
Granted, but soon your mind turns to sludge from knowing and being good at everything, and you become alienated from everyone.
I wish i could speak Gaelic.
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Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:09 am
Granted but you've gotten a bad instructor so when you speak gaelic now you say weird and awkward things.
I wish I could fly.
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:10 am
Granted, but you have no control of where you go and you smash into things
I wish for more wishes biggrin
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:03 pm
Granted. But the wishes never turn out how you'd like.
I wish to own the moon.
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Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 2:31 pm
Granted, but right after you buy the moon, it crumbles into a bunch of tiny pieces.
I wish I could talk to animals.
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:07 am
Granted. But animals will be so bored talking to you, so that they would pretend not to understand you.
I wish I could fly!
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:09 pm
Granted. But you fly so high one day you get burned by the sun.
I wish for a puppy.
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 10:37 am
Granted, but this puppy was a stray and brought in many fleas and bugs, and now you have to spend a ton of money to get your house fumigated. Then you have to go a hotel room where they don't allow dogs and have to spend the night in your car.
I wish I had a never ending supply of cash.
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Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 7:24 pm
OKay, but it's cash from a foreign parallel universe.
I wish to have a pink bunny which was cute and lovely.
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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:07 pm
Granted, but this cute and cuddly pink bunny had a biting problem and couldn't stop biting you for no apparent reason. But it was lovely in every other way. 4laugh
I wish I was Queen of the world and everyone in the world obeyed my every command.
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Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:32 pm
Granted, but a secret organization exists that wants to assassinate you.
I wish I had one million dollars
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:15 pm
Granted. But you have invested it all on bad stocks and you lost it all.
I wish I had the sixth sense.
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 2:04 pm
granted but it only works on sundays at 3 am
i wish i had something to do to entertain me
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