NecroPlant
Greetings my new soon to call hope to be friends. Necro shall introduce himself starting with his oh so harsh childhood. *Ahem*
Necro was not always Necro. No, He was once a man. A man who would enjoy eating himself a nice waffle or ogle at the sexy contortionist that deserved a higher paying salary. Then on the fateful day our dearest human Necro was abducted by the Cellulotites. A distinct alien species Indigenous to the corn fields of California. On the Cellulotites ship man called Necro was put through severe and grueling tasks. Such as changing the channel with ones hands, trying to re air captain planet on cartoon network, and reanimate the comedic genius of Bernie Mac. However successful in only 87 of the 89 trial he was put up against. The man called Necro was dehydrated by the Cellulotites into what appeared to be a shriveled seed and catapulted back unto earth. After countless years a elderly fellow named Carlos McKrakin discovered the NecroAnimatocon .07 the lesser known version of the famous NecroNomicon. Being old and all that in it volumes it only had the ability to reanimate dead plant life. Thus the raisin that was once man was reborn lacking genitalia and having several branches protruding from various areas, though none to specific being mentioned became NecroPlant. As for old man McKrakin he was eaten. By my face. Which adopted carnivorous tendencies. It's not cannibalism if your different species. I shall not be judged.
And THAT is the story of Necro. heart
Necro was not always Necro. No, He was once a man. A man who would enjoy eating himself a nice waffle or ogle at the sexy contortionist that deserved a higher paying salary. Then on the fateful day our dearest human Necro was abducted by the Cellulotites. A distinct alien species Indigenous to the corn fields of California. On the Cellulotites ship man called Necro was put through severe and grueling tasks. Such as changing the channel with ones hands, trying to re air captain planet on cartoon network, and reanimate the comedic genius of Bernie Mac. However successful in only 87 of the 89 trial he was put up against. The man called Necro was dehydrated by the Cellulotites into what appeared to be a shriveled seed and catapulted back unto earth. After countless years a elderly fellow named Carlos McKrakin discovered the NecroAnimatocon .07 the lesser known version of the famous NecroNomicon. Being old and all that in it volumes it only had the ability to reanimate dead plant life. Thus the raisin that was once man was reborn lacking genitalia and having several branches protruding from various areas, though none to specific being mentioned became NecroPlant. As for old man McKrakin he was eaten. By my face. Which adopted carnivorous tendencies. It's not cannibalism if your different species. I shall not be judged.
And THAT is the story of Necro. heart
You sir, are quite amazing...or so it seems. But this is post one of your amazingness evaluation.
10 out of 10 points.
