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 Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 9:58 pm
Oh no....if she takes the mideichlorians, whatever will I do?
*rolls his eyes and thermal detonator with a 3 second delay towards the Empress*
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 9:59 pm
Well, then you obviously need to go out and perpetrate MORE evil deeds! Seriously, take a page from your husband. He goes out for hours and hours at a time and comes with a very evil look in his eyes. Perhaps you just need to find a calling card...a trademark bit of evil that everyone will know belongs exclusively to that Fiendish Scourge of the Galaxy, Snow White.
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 10:00 pm
The Empress holds up a hand and the detonator is deflected by the Eye, aiming for Skywalker's crotch.
3...2...1...
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 10:01 pm
::rubs her chin thoughtfully::
Like an evil slogan? Like.. "DON'T CONTROL THE PET POPULATION. DON'T HAVE YOUR PETS SPADED OR NEUTERED!"
AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA?
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 10:03 pm
Hmmm...perhaps. I would like you to find the little bit of Evil in yourself that the Eye found. What darkness motivates Snow White? In her deepest nightmares, what stares back from the mirror?
Etc, etc, that sort of thing, so on and so forth...you know. Very introspective.
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 10:04 pm
::Her eyes narrow::
Dwarves.... and Mundy's who drive while talking on phones
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 10:05 pm
*stumbles backwards from getting hit in the shoulder from Hellboy's slugthrower to stop the progress of the thermal detonator halfway between the Empress and Cade with the Force*
I can heal myself....can you?
*the detonator explodes*
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 10:07 pm
*Walks in*. Ugh, is that the awful sound of destruction what I hear ?.
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 10:07 pm
*Dooms doombots stand in front of him*
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 10:07 pm
The smoke clears, revealing the Eye protecting everyone behind a green lantern-esque force field.
Yes, but I don't really think that's necessary today.
Eye? Cut off his oxygen.
The Eye advances.
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 10:09 pm
AH Gallant Girl! I have something for you!
::walks up to her and gives her a giftcard.. THAT'S EXPIRED!::
I TOTALLY GOT YOUR HOPES UP FOR NOTHING!
AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 10:09 pm
*Watches Doom*.
Oh, robots !. heart
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 10:10 pm
Fables Snow White AH Gallant Girl! I have something for you!
::walks up to her and gives her a giftcard.. THAT'S EXPIRED!::
I TOTALLY GOT YOUR HOPES UP FOR NOTHING!
AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Well, this is-... Uh ?.
Have you been drinking Snowy ?. confused
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 10:10 pm
*eyes blaze orange and Force lightening dances over his body as the slug pushed back out of his shoulder and the wound heals*
See? Now I thi-
*is cut off by a lack of oxygen*
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