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 Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 9:26 pm
*takes a pull from his bottle and flips the vidscreen channel*
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 9:29 pm
::goes to the microwave and puts in a bag of popcorn with the "THIS SIDE UP" side facing down. When the popcorn is done she brings it to the empress in a nice green bowl::
Does this please you Empress?
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 9:30 pm
The number of old maids in this bowl of popcorn is...um, very impressive, indeed.
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 9:31 pm
Fables Snow White That's the man that destroyed my dastardly cell phone!
Taxation upon... appearance, yes. *coughs* Well. We could start with the man wearing silly boots. *eyes Cade*
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 9:32 pm
Indeed, those are the most unwieldy, ungainly and downright ugly boots I have ever seen a miscreant to have attempted to wedge his no-doubt aching feet into.
The Empress nods sagely.
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 9:32 pm
Empress, you and I should tell stories about mundy boys and braid each other's hair. I hear that's what girlfriends usually do around here
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 9:33 pm
*ignores them and flips the channel with a flick of the Force*
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 9:34 pm
If by Mundy boys you mean Superboy, I would be agreeable to such a task. But first, Snow White, do you not agree, you who understands the appropriateness of when to go shod and when to go shoeless, how incredibly ugly and inappropriate the boots of that particular derelict are? It is as if he woke up one day and said, "I will shove my feet into whatsoever just happens to wander close enough to them that doesn't actively bite my toes."
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 9:35 pm
I agree Empress. Those boots are so hideous that they are in fact NOT evil
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 9:37 pm
One could say you did the same thing with that green tarp that is two sizes too small for you, Miss Nerf.
*takes another pull off his bottle*
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 9:39 pm
Oh no, I'm quite positive that my outfit is a classic, and yours is things that you threw on from a 'free' bin and, judging from the smell, didn't bother to see if they had been washed first.
The Empress wrinkles her nose.
Hellboy, smash him into jelly for being so visually offensive. I think that would be a good way to enforce the Ekronian Regime here in MY bar.
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 9:40 pm
Oh, I know my outfit is sexy... sexy like a FOX an EVIL FOX!
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 9:44 pm
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 9:45 pm
Pfft...
::sits down::
You know, I miss my kids. I wonder what they're doing right now...
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 9:46 pm
Ah yes, I have been meaning to ask about them. Why haven't you gathered them up and brought them to me?
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