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 Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 10:42 pm
I could get used to Keaton being around... biggrin
/fills the Chatroom with invisible bear traps and flies away
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Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 10:46 pm
/Throws bears into the room until all of the traps have been set off, then releases a giant grizzly bear to chase Auggie by running on top of the trapped bears!
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Hinote Tosatsu Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 10:52 pm
So many banners have been created in the past 2 days..and I'm not nearly done x.x My new idea is BRILLIANT...but....soo..much...work D; *fingers fall off*...that can't be a good sign
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Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 10:54 pm
/is chased by bear.
Uwwwaaaahhhh! gonk
/touches Keaton in naughty place to boost his Gay Meter.
SEXY BEAMS!!!
/uses his power up to fire pink lasers from his eyes at the bear
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Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 11:15 pm
I really wish that gay men touching me to refill their super rainbow powers wasn't such a common occurrence. stare
*sips his beer* I guess it is good to be back. *flips the lid to his zippo and lights up a nice Lucky*
/gives the bear an ICBM left over from the Cuban Missile Crisis
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Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 11:19 pm
Yes, it is violating but hey! It's also a compliment to your attractiveness 3nodding
/makes a Marge Simpson noise
Missiles... D:
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Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 11:20 pm
I suppose that's one way to look at it?
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Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 11:25 pm
It's how I deal with the affections of females.
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 4:02 am
I'll trade ya! No, I didn't say that .I'm a happily locked up man. I guess. Not really. She's draining my life energy!
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 4:11 am
Oh dear. Well I'd offer you my services but I think that'd frighten you at best... =/
Is it seriously that bad or is this straight male humor I fail to comprehend?
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 4:12 am
It's kinda humor. She wants me to make *super deep voice* Sweet sweet love to her *back to normal* all the time. I think I'm going to die!
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 4:18 am
Make *super duper voice* sweet sweet love *back to normal* to me a lot less instead? I kid. Unless you're interested. Well that answered itself. It was indeed a joke. >_>
Anyway....
Is sex all you want? Is sex all she wants? if it's more than that for both of you, then talk and negotiate some... balance, if one only wants one thing and the other wants more then like... talk but I don't guarantee such a smooth trip.
...yeah, my advice sucks....
/crawls into a hole
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 4:20 am
lol. No I love her to death. She's great. She gave me a companion cube for christmas, loves star wars and plays video games with me. And like I would tell her no. She just leaves me a dried up husk of a man every two days.
Although! I think I'm in the clear cuz her roommate jsut missed her second period in a row. And nothing makes women not want to be on me like the fear of children!
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 4:27 am
That's ummm... some good imagery there... yeah... I'm not having creepy thoughts at all.,,
/mumbles to self
stupid sexy straight men and there sex talk and their lucky girlfriends
Well if you do die from it one day, at least it'll be with a bang! biggrin
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 4:29 am
lol You're one funny b*****d. *drops key to room*
Yeah thats one way to look at it. I shouldn't be up this early. I'm going to go cook eggs, you want anything while I'm up auggy?
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