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 Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 12:58 am
shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
how do you kill a grey elephant?
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 12:59 am
*assumes you shoot it with a grey elephant gun* eek exclaim
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 12:59 am
tie a know in its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun ninja
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:00 am
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:00 am
just in time for joke time, Scotty cool exclaim
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:01 am
voxule tie a know in its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun ninja hey scotty rofl rofl
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:01 am
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:08 am
A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a meal.
When he's finished, he gets up and pulls out a gun and starts shooting wildly.
On the way out, one of the surviving waiters asks him, ''why did you kill everyone?''.
The panda says, ''I'm a ******** panda... look it up in a dictionary''
The waiter does so, only to read
Panda- a white-and-black bearlike mammal, native to central China. Eats shoots and leaves.
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:09 am
voxule A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a meal.
When he's finished, he gets up and pulls out a gun and starts shooting wildly.
On the way out, one of the surviving waiters asks him, ''why did you kill everyone?''.
The panda says, ''I'm a ******** panda... look it up in a dictionary''
The waiter does so, only to read
Panda- a white-and-black bearlike mammal, native to central China. Eats shoots and leaves.
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:11 am
A man is sitting in the pub when he hears a bowl of peanuts on the bar saying "Oooh, you really are amazing. Oooh, you are lovely."
Then the fruit machine shouted "Rubbish, look at the state of that haircut! And those socks don't go with those shoes."
The barman apologised. "I'm sorry," he said, "The nuts are complimentary but the fruit machine is out of order."
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:12 am
A little boy was lost at in the supermarket. He went up to the security guard and said "I've lost my dad." The security guard asked him "What's he like?" and the little boy replied "Beer, and women with big boobs."
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:14 am
voxule A little boy was lost at in the supermarket. He went up to the security guard and said "I've lost my dad." The security guard asked him "What's he like?" and the little boy replied "Beer, and women with big boobs." @pubjoke: xd xd xd xd
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:15 am
A cheeseburger walked into a pub and asked for three pints of Guiness, two halves of stout, and a double brandy. "Out!", yelled the barman, "I've told you before, we don't serve food."
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:15 am
theyre good. ive never heard them before
a kid was walking along the footpath and a car pulled up next to him and the driver leaned over and said "ill give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car."
the boy shakes his head says no and keeps walking.
the car pulls up again and the driver leans over and says "ill give you a bag of lollies and $20 if you get in the car."
the boy shakes his head, says no and keeps walking.
the car pulls up next to him again and the driver leans over to him, about to speak.
the boy, fed up now, turns to the car and says "listen dad, its not my fault you bought a volvo."
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:16 am
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman go into a pub. Each orders a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and land-- one, two, three-- in each of the pints.
The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another... the Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow.
The Irishman reaches in to the glass, grabs the fly between his fingers and shakes him as hard as he can, shouting 'Spit it out, ya bloody b*****d! Spit it out!'
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