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 Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:35 pm
"Nani? He's the greatest of all tengu... and no one's subordinate, so he can't be insubordinate, " Taro corrected.
"Strong, brave, beautiful... He was perfect" He sighed dreamily.
[Don't go there, sister.]
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:41 pm
Robin tried desperately to ignore the fact that the tengu pursuing her was gay.
I feel like I'm Lucy, or something., she thought. Am I so unappealing that only gay guys like me? I'm not homophobic, but, still, what the <********, but since Midgard was created, and then Earth, all demons were somewhat subordinate to my father. They could not show up at meetings, but if called into battle, they willingly served their king. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to cook that goose."
She sighed, and then began to walk away.
[[Like Robin thought, she's not homophobic, but the stab at her femininity was a bit much. Taro's most likely bisexual, but Robbie is too offended to care.]]
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:50 pm
"A princess that is beautiful, sporadically pheromonal, and she cooks." Taro said happily, "I'm so lucky!" He began nuzzling into her hair. "You smell like roasted marshmallows."
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:54 pm
"Get away," she groaned, managing to free herself this time. "I'm not a guy."
She pointed to her chest as an indication.
[[lol ouch.]]
"And I cook because Mother and my soul-sister taught me how to."
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:56 pm
"... I know you're not a man..." Taro said confused and a bit offended. "I've sobered up, but even a blind man can see your gender."
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:02 pm
Robin blinked.
"Huh? Due to your description of that tengu king, you sounded like you were gay for him."
[[Montblanc: You'll scare him away.
Robin: Good.]]
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:11 pm
Caleb sighed. "You truly do love me so." He said, pointing the mask in her direction.
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:12 pm
"How dare you reduce his Majesty to nothing more than an object of sexual... hot... umm..." Taro drifted off for a moment, "Yeah, well, you'd be gay for him, too. Wait! No you wouldn't, cause you're a woman; If he was a woman you'd go lez for him- her." he sputtered out. "Is 'lez' an acceptable verb substitute... for becoming a dike?"
[Any offensive language and/or statements are intended for humorous purpose only, don't try this at hom-o.]
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:15 pm
Moé grinned.
"If there's anything you want me to do, just ask. I've trained myself to be useful, so I hope my efforts are not in vain..."
~*~
Robin sighed.
"Get away from me. Being hit on by a gay guy in half-denial is one of the worst insults a woman could face. Bravo, idiot. You've given me another reason to hate you."
[[She isn't homophobic, she's just more than a little upset.]]
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:19 pm
"We can get through this together, honey!" Taro said as he clung to Robin. "And, I don't even know if he's still alive."
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:20 pm
"DON'T CALL ME HONEY!!", she shrieked. "Besides, if he has daughters like you said, your attraction would be one-sided anyways."
She then realized how harsh that was.
"Errrr.. sorry."
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:29 pm
"Now who's assuming things? I said i was to marry his youngest." Taro barked harshly as he stared at Robin. Suddenly, his angry facade dropped. "Okay, his youngest was a girl, and his wife and concubines were all beautiful woman; it was more of a celebrity crush than anything serious."
"But it doesn't matter, you're gonna be my wife soon enough."
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:33 pm
Robin squinted.
"Exactly. Speaking of, there are a ton of beautiful women in the world. Moé isn't the only beautiful woman in the world. I've heard there's actually MSN usergroups of women who have D-cups or higher. Bother them, it'll be better suited to your time."
[[Lovelace: Don't feel bad, Taro. She's been lesbian for someone since she was 5, and prolly still is.
Robin: Sh-Shut up, Dad.]]
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:36 pm
"What on this green earth are you talking about?" Taro demanded to know.
[Finally, not a plot hole moment!]
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:41 pm
Robin paused.
"To paraphrase, there are friendship-organizations formed solely on the basis of women having big breasts. Meaning, all the pretty, easy women in the world at one location. Why bother with someone who is plain-looking and hates you when you can easily have other, nicer, prettier women?"
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