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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 8:55 pm
It will take me days to repair that scanner.
::snatches the Legion ring off of Powell's hand::
Your amulet must have refracted the beam and switched our brains somehow. I'll need to start studying this at once to even before I can even think about reversing it.
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 8:56 pm
*cups a hand over the receiver*
If you'd given me a chance to explain before poking me with your death ray, we wouldn't be in this situation!
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 8:56 pm
Ah, Vril. You could possibly be some help to me with this...situation. Powell's amulet had an unfortunate interaction with my scanner and we have somehow switched bodies.
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 8:57 pm
Listen, that's great but what about our special night? You never showed up and I'm sitting in here nothing but a towel. Where's my massage? crying
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 8:58 pm
If you think I'm letting another Brainiac near me, you've got another thing coming, pal.
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 8:58 pm
You cannot poke a subject with a ray of any kind and I told you that the death ray is in Lab Two!
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 8:59 pm
*goes back to the phone*
GAH I'm sorry, baby, but Brainy had this scanner thing he wanted to do, and it went totally wrong, and now I'm looking at myself from across the room and there's no pants and IT IS STARTING TO FEEL REALLY WEIRD
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 9:00 pm
"I see. Have you considered reversing the effect by adjusting the power and just shooting yourselves again?"
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 9:00 pm
I need to repair this! I cannot let you traipse about the Nexus in my body when we're in the middle of a crisis!
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 9:00 pm
Oh lovely, that's the best excuse you've used yet, Chris. I know you're up to something, your voice sounds weird. This connection sucks.
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 9:01 pm
THE CRISIS IS THE FACT THAT YOU'RE COSTING ME SEXY TIMES WITH CLARICE!!!!
*goes back to the receiver*
I will make this up to you, I promise, I promise, I'll-
*the signal gets cut off*
OH JUST GREAT. scream
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 9:02 pm
My scanner was destroyed in the accident. I'll need several days to repair it. And I cannot let this primitive ape out of my sight while he's in my body. The damage he could cause could be catastrophic! He could accidentally set off various security measures throughout the Nexus with my voiceprint.
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 9:04 pm
You can't lock me up! I am not an animal! I have to get back to Clarice!
*runs over to a computer controller and starts hitting buttons*
Which one of these opens the gate to Lantern's?
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 9:04 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 9:04 pm
I see. Well then the thing needed done here is obvious. Remove the brain from your body until your able to fix the scanner."
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