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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:13 pm
Wormwood Gentleman Corpse Doctor_Nathaniel_Essex "Mr. Wormwood. A pleasure. You are opening an establishment?" Indeed. That fenced in area down the way? *points out the window* It's under construction. Female entertainment in the evenings, along with pit-fights. Looking to maybe introduce a little informal brawling league as well. Should be a good place for a bit of bloodsport and enjoyment of the finer things in life. You know. Girls. Beer. Comfy furniture. "Hmm, well count Sinister in. If you are in need of any contributions, drink, finances, or women you have no where else to turn but to me, good sir. As this place is rather boring I would enjoy nothing more than such finer things that you promise."
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:14 pm
Like Ah said.
::Finishes off the bottle::
Borin's nice once in a while.
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:15 pm
*shakes her head sadly*
This place is going to be a ghost town after this new place opens, apparently.
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:21 pm
Jonah Hex ::knocks another shot back:: Wuhmwood. How's Hornswoggle doin'? Oh, fine, eating his leprechaun chow quite peaceably now that he and the dwarf are on opposite ends of the kennel. Dropped by to pick up some more beer, in fact, he's drinking it a lot faster than I'd supposed. Been quite some time since I've taken care of a leprechaun.
*turns to Sinister* Women, you say? I am in need of some dancing, employees, yes. I've contracted a, er, colleagues dancers for opening night, but finding employees for an alter-dimensional strip club has proved to be something of a challenge, surprisingly. You'd think more buxom young ladies would have a sense of adventure. Hopefully that advert I left with those "Suicide Girls" will get a few hits. I do like a tattooed lady.
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:21 pm
Nah. It'll become a nuhsery school.
::sways a little bit as he reaches behind the bar for another bottle of whiskey::
A nuhsery school with a well-stocked bar. Thuh best kind, as mah pappy used tuh think.
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:23 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:24 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:25 pm
Wormwood Gentleman Corpse Jonah Hex ::knocks another shot back:: Wuhmwood. How's Hornswoggle doin'? Oh, fine, eating his leprechaun chow quite peaceably now that he and the dwarf are on opposite ends of the kennel. Dropped by to pick up some more beer, in fact, he's drinking it a lot faster than I'd supposed. Been quite some time since I've taken care of a leprechaun.
*turns to Sinister* Women, you say? I am in need of some dancing, employees, yes. I've contracted a, er, colleagues dancers for opening night, but finding employees for an alter-dimensional strip club has proved to be something of a challenge, surprisingly. You'd think more buxom young ladies would have a sense of adventure. Hopefully that advert I left with those "Suicide Girls" will get a few hits. I do like a tattooed lady. "Well you see I am a collector of DNA, a geneticist of remarkable skill. Give me the specifications you wish and I can have a chorus line of enticing female specimens for you. A simple matter for such as I, really." ::Sinister drinks his martini and grins devilishly:: "I will even consider reduced payment on such an order if this place should truly interest me."
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:25 pm
Was raised waitin' outside'a saloons mahse'f, till mah pa sold me tuh thuh Apache fer moonshine...
::pulls the cork out of the bottle with his teeth and knocks back another shot::
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:26 pm
*peers over at Chris's laptop*
What in the hell are you watching?
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:26 pm
Kayne West is a gay fish....
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:28 pm
*facepalms*
Did I somehow reality hop again?
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:35 pm
It's from South Park....I may have to buy them....
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:36 pm
Doctor_Nathaniel_Essex "Well you see I am a collector of DNA, a geneticist of remarkable skill. Give me the specifications you wish and I can have a chorus line of enticing female specimens for you. A simple matter for such as I, really." ::Sinister drinks his martini and grins devilishly:: "I will even consider reduced payment on such an order if this place should truly interest me." Ready-made? Hmm. *scratches his goatee thoughtfully* Well, I'll take it under advisement. I'd have to build a dormitory of sorts then, to house them.. put it out back of the Pit.. train and educate them, too, in the proper way of doin' things... a whole cavalcade of girls under my close supervision...
*cackles to himself, thinking about it, then coughs* Er. Er, let me talk about it with my contractor. That sort of thing takes a bit of... forethought. ninja
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:38 pm
::slides a bottle of whiskey down the bar to Wormwood::
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