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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:31 am
I was like 6, I used to get dissed by the chicks! And everyone would chase me and hit me with bricks!
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:32 am
Earth first. Make Mars our b***h.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:32 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:33 am
north korea successfully cloned a dog, which is good, i guess no more famine for that country biggrin
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:33 am
Dale Gribble: I'm an Indian. This explains why I love tobacco so much and hate the Federal Government so much.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:34 am
Before we go, we must ask the great spirit, Wematanya, to watch over us. So pee now because once we're on the road, we ain't stopping.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:35 am
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart: where more Americans get their news than probably should.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:37 am
Jon Stewart: See, I only make fun of people who I know would never come on the show. Alec Baldwin: That's a long list.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:39 am
Stephen Colbert: After all, it was Thomas Jefferson who said "Everyone imposes his own system as far as his army can reach." Jon Stewart: No, that was Stalin. Thomas Jefferson said that he'd "Rather have free press and no government, than a government and no free press". Stephen Colbert: Well, what else would you expect from a slave-banging, Hitler-loving queer?
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:41 am
But the weather started getting rough. The giant ship was tossed. If it weren't for the bravery of the fearless crew... actually, the Republic was lost.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:43 am
Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert = comedy gold.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:44 am
Ever wonder what 250 identical chairs look like? Then come to a free taping of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:45 am
G.W.S. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert = comedy gold. You speak the truthiness!
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:45 am
So I'm trying to perfect my scat singing to incorporate it into a punk band similar to the Circle Jerks or Black Flag. Scat singing is cool.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:45 am
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