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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:18 pm
Deaths Apprentice neomanga Deaths Apprentice rofl blaugh Oh come on, it was hilarious. Like my step dad says about himself. "Crude, rude, and socialy unacceptable." rolleyes Or in other words, absolutely hilarious. xd Maybe you can say that. rolleyes wink
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:34 pm
neomanga Deaths Apprentice neomanga Deaths Apprentice rofl blaugh Oh come on, it was hilarious. Like my step dad says about himself. "Crude, rude, and socialy unacceptable." rolleyes Or in other words, absolutely hilarious. xd Maybe you can say that. rolleyes wink eek Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! WHAT IS THAT!? cry neutral ................ mrgreen Let's be friends! Greetings from planet Earth! heart
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:58 pm
Halo_NC neomanga Deaths Apprentice neomanga Deaths Apprentice rofl blaugh Oh come on, it was hilarious. Like my step dad says about himself. "Crude, rude, and socialy unacceptable." rolleyes Or in other words, absolutely hilarious. xd Maybe you can say that. rolleyes wink eek Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! WHAT IS THAT!? cry neutral ................ mrgreen Let's be friends! Greetings from planet Earth! heart eek Where did you come form!?!?!?
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:53 pm
Cloud: (Singing Queen's Fat Gottom Girls) Tifa: Cloud! Cloud: Hey, at least I didn't mention boobs.
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:54 pm
Dueoh H. ~First Don Corneo encounter: Cloud gets chosen~ Don Corneo: Come on baby lets shag! Cloud: But then we'd ruin the moment....Baby... Don Corneo: *does humping move* you know you want it. *whisper* i got a 14 inch... Cloud: No no i couldnt...did you say 14? Don Corneo: Hee Hee You know it baby! Cloud: ninja ..... eek OH BABY *jumps onto him and stars kissing* Tifa: *walks in with Aeris*Cloud we're here and eek ...... Aeris: eek .......*looking at Cloud and Don Corneo in bed naked* Tifa: eek .....Don you relize thats a guy...right? Don Corneo: we found that out 13 minetes ago Cloud: 4laugh yeah and this way theres no need for protection! Aeris: eek ......*slowly bcks out of door* Tifa: eek .....um, we'll just be back in like 5 minetes... Cloud: 15 *snuggles with Don Corneo* Don Corneo: hurry up and leave us alone Tifa: eek ........ I was starting to think I'd never see you post in here again. rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:01 pm
Dueoh H. ~First Don Corneo encounter: Cloud gets chosen~ Don Corneo: Come on baby lets shag! Cloud: But then we'd ruin the moment....Baby... Don Corneo: *does humping move* you know you want it. *whisper* i got a 14 inch... Cloud: No no i couldnt...did you say 14? Don Corneo: Hee Hee You know it baby! Cloud: ninja ..... eek OH BABY *jumps onto him and stars kissing* Tifa: *walks in with Aeris*Cloud we're here and eek ...... Aeris: eek .......*looking at Cloud and Don Corneo in bed naked* Tifa: eek .....Don you relize thats a guy...right? Don Corneo: we found that out 13 minetes ago Cloud: 4laugh yeah and this way theres no need for protection! Aeris: eek ......*slowly bcks out of door* Tifa: eek .....um, we'll just be back in like 5 minetes... Cloud: 15 *snuggles with Don Corneo* Don Corneo: hurry up and leave us alone Tifa: eek ........ *Tifa and Aeris hear something from that room, but they can barely hear it due to the thick door* Don Corneo:*sings* You know that it would be untrue you know that I would be a liar If I was to say to you Cloud, we couldn't get much higher Cloud & Don: Come on Baby Light my fire! Come on baby light my fire! Time to set the night on...FIIIIIIRE! Cloud: The time to hesitate is through no time to wallow in the myre try when we can only lose and our love becomes a funeral pyre Cloud & Don: COME ON BABY LIGHT MY FIRE COME ON BABY LIGHT MY FIRE TIME TO SET THE NIGHT ON FIRE TIME TO SET THE NIGHT ON FIRE Tifa & Aeris: eek
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 9:53 pm
s0ul caper~ Dueoh H. ~First Don Corneo encounter: Cloud gets chosen~ Don Corneo: Come on baby lets shag! Cloud: But then we'd ruin the moment....Baby... Don Corneo: *does humping move* you know you want it. *whisper* i got a 14 inch... Cloud: No no i couldnt...did you say 14? Don Corneo: Hee Hee You know it baby! Cloud: ninja ..... eek OH BABY *jumps onto him and stars kissing* Tifa: *walks in with Aeris*Cloud we're here and eek ...... Aeris: eek .......*looking at Cloud and Don Corneo in bed naked* Tifa: eek .....Don you relize thats a guy...right? Don Corneo: we found that out 13 minetes ago Cloud: 4laugh yeah and this way theres no need for protection! Aeris: eek ......*slowly bcks out of door* Tifa: eek .....um, we'll just be back in like 5 minetes... Cloud: 15 *snuggles with Don Corneo* Don Corneo: hurry up and leave us alone Tifa: eek ........ *Tifa and Aeris hear something from that room, but they can barely hear it due to the thick door* Don Corneo:*sings* You know that it would be untrue you know that I would be a liar If I was to say to you Cloud, we couldn't get much higher Cloud & Don: Come on Baby Light my fire! Come on baby light my fire! Time to set the night on...FIIIIIIRE! Cloud: The time to hesitate is through no time to wallow in the myre try when we can only lose and our love becomes a funeral pyre Cloud & Don: COME ON BABY LIGHT MY FIRE COME ON BABY LIGHT MY FIRE TIME TO SET THE NIGHT ON FIRE TIME TO SET THE NIGHT ON FIRE Tifa & Aeris: eek Vincent: Have you tried the Sake around here yet ladies? It's bound to put you in a coffin. wink
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 1:46 pm
Vincient - I think I'll go put on a ot pink cloak.
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:07 pm
Deaths Apprentice s0ul caper~ Dueoh H. ~First Don Corneo encounter: Cloud gets chosen~ Don Corneo: Come on baby lets shag! Cloud: But then we'd ruin the moment....Baby... Don Corneo: *does humping move* you know you want it. *whisper* i got a 14 inch... Cloud: No no i couldnt...did you say 14? Don Corneo: Hee Hee You know it baby! Cloud: ninja ..... eek OH BABY *jumps onto him and stars kissing* Tifa: *walks in with Aeris*Cloud we're here and eek ...... Aeris: eek .......*looking at Cloud and Don Corneo in bed naked* Tifa: eek .....Don you relize thats a guy...right? Don Corneo: we found that out 13 minetes ago Cloud: 4laugh yeah and this way theres no need for protection! Aeris: eek ......*slowly bcks out of door* Tifa: eek .....um, we'll just be back in like 5 minetes... Cloud: 15 *snuggles with Don Corneo* Don Corneo: hurry up and leave us alone Tifa: eek ........ *Tifa and Aeris hear something from that room, but they can barely hear it due to the thick door* Don Corneo:*sings* You know that it would be untrue you know that I would be a liar If I was to say to you Cloud, we couldn't get much higher Cloud & Don: Come on Baby Light my fire! Come on baby light my fire! Time to set the night on...FIIIIIIRE! Cloud: The time to hesitate is through no time to wallow in the myre try when we can only lose and our love becomes a funeral pyre Cloud & Don: COME ON BABY LIGHT MY FIRE COME ON BABY LIGHT MY FIRE TIME TO SET THE NIGHT ON FIRE TIME TO SET THE NIGHT ON FIRE Tifa & Aeris: eek Vincent: Have you tried the Sake around here yet ladies? It's bound to put you in a coffin. wink Aeris: Dude, were like...not supposed to meet you yet and stuff Tifa: Yeah, didn't you lock yourself in a coffin in nibelheim.
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:18 pm
Cloud: "Screw the planet I wanna sit on a my couch and watch dragonball Z" Sephiroth: *Sits on the couch with Cloud* Aeris: "*Dodges Sephiroth's sword*" Tifa: "Ah forget that frigging promise Cloud!" Barret: "*Shoots Marlene*" Cid: "Hey I wanna drive trains!" Vincent: "F--- you Lucrecia! *shoots*" Red XIII: "*Stands on my hind legs and puts on a human costume*" Cait Sith: *When he first meets Cloud in the Gold Saucer* "No I don't wanna go with you I'm a spy from Shinra" Yuffie: "hey guys look, its Materia heaven!."
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 6:19 pm
*Trying on Lolita style clothes* Vincent: Gothicism has been fun, but I think it's time to spice things up now.
Cid: And I thought you were hot *BEFORE*.
Vincent: Just call me Vinny the Vampire Slayer.
********************************************* *Aeris is wearing a suit* Aeris: I'm not just any transvestite. I'm an executive transvestite. I'm going to join the turks. Somebody feed Cloud while I'm gone?
Barret: You know I will.
Cloud: Please... Don't leave me with him... He showers loudly.
********************************************** *Cloud and Sephiroth are standing in a field.* Sephiroth: So...
Cloud: So...
Sephiroth: Awe, smudge it, I missed you man.
*They run across the field to hug each other.*
Sephiroth: Wait until Zack sees you! I resurected him last week, he's going to be thrilled.
Cloud: It's good to be home... Much better than listening to Barret shower all day, anyway.
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 6:49 pm
s0ul caper~ Deaths Apprentice s0ul caper~ Dueoh H. ~First Don Corneo encounter: Cloud gets chosen~ Don Corneo: Come on baby lets shag! Cloud: But then we'd ruin the moment....Baby... Don Corneo: *does humping move* you know you want it. *whisper* i got a 14 inch... Cloud: No no i couldnt...did you say 14? Don Corneo: Hee Hee You know it baby! Cloud: ninja ..... eek OH BABY *jumps onto him and stars kissing* Tifa: *walks in with Aeris*Cloud we're here and eek ...... Aeris: eek .......*looking at Cloud and Don Corneo in bed naked* Tifa: eek .....Don you relize thats a guy...right? Don Corneo: we found that out 13 minetes ago Cloud: 4laugh yeah and this way theres no need for protection! Aeris: eek ......*slowly bcks out of door* Tifa: eek .....um, we'll just be back in like 5 minetes... Cloud: 15 *snuggles with Don Corneo* Don Corneo: hurry up and leave us alone Tifa: eek ........ *Tifa and Aeris hear something from that room, but they can barely hear it due to the thick door* Don Corneo:*sings* You know that it would be untrue you know that I would be a liar If I was to say to you Cloud, we couldn't get much higher Cloud & Don: Come on Baby Light my fire! Come on baby light my fire! Time to set the night on...FIIIIIIRE! Cloud: The time to hesitate is through no time to wallow in the myre try when we can only lose and our love becomes a funeral pyre Cloud & Don: COME ON BABY LIGHT MY FIRE COME ON BABY LIGHT MY FIRE TIME TO SET THE NIGHT ON FIRE TIME TO SET THE NIGHT ON FIRE Tifa & Aeris: eek Vincent: Have you tried the Sake around here yet ladies? It's bound to put you in a coffin. wink Aeris: Dude, were like...not supposed to meet you yet and stuff Tifa: Yeah, didn't you lock yourself in a coffin in nibelheim. eek xd
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 7:26 pm
s0ul caper~ Dueoh H. ~First Don Corneo encounter: Cloud gets chosen~ Don Corneo: Come on baby lets shag! Cloud: But then we'd ruin the moment....Baby... Don Corneo: *does humping move* you know you want it. *whisper* i got a 14 inch... Cloud: No no i couldnt...did you say 14? Don Corneo: Hee Hee You know it baby! Cloud: ninja ..... eek OH BABY *jumps onto him and stars kissing* Tifa: *walks in with Aeris*Cloud we're here and eek ...... Aeris: eek .......*looking at Cloud and Don Corneo in bed naked* Tifa: eek .....Don you relize thats a guy...right? Don Corneo: we found that out 13 minetes ago Cloud: 4laugh yeah and this way theres no need for protection! Aeris: eek ......*slowly bcks out of door* Tifa: eek .....um, we'll just be back in like 5 minetes... Cloud: 15 *snuggles with Don Corneo* Don Corneo: hurry up and leave us alone Tifa: eek ........ I was starting to think I'd never see you post in here again. rofl rofl rofl lol sweatdrop yeah for a bit i was getting worried too
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 7:27 pm
s0ul caper~ Deaths Apprentice s0ul caper~ Dueoh H. ~First Don Corneo encounter: Cloud gets chosen~ Don Corneo: Come on baby lets shag! Cloud: But then we'd ruin the moment....Baby... Don Corneo: *does humping move* you know you want it. *whisper* i got a 14 inch... Cloud: No no i couldnt...did you say 14? Don Corneo: Hee Hee You know it baby! Cloud: ninja ..... eek OH BABY *jumps onto him and stars kissing* Tifa: *walks in with Aeris*Cloud we're here and eek ...... Aeris: eek .......*looking at Cloud and Don Corneo in bed naked* Tifa: eek .....Don you relize thats a guy...right? Don Corneo: we found that out 13 minetes ago Cloud: 4laugh yeah and this way theres no need for protection! Aeris: eek ......*slowly bcks out of door* Tifa: eek .....um, we'll just be back in like 5 minetes... Cloud: 15 *snuggles with Don Corneo* Don Corneo: hurry up and leave us alone Tifa: eek ........ *Tifa and Aeris hear something from that room, but they can barely hear it due to the thick door* Don Corneo:*sings* You know that it would be untrue you know that I would be a liar If I was to say to you Cloud, we couldn't get much higher Cloud & Don: Come on Baby Light my fire! Come on baby light my fire! Time to set the night on...FIIIIIIRE! Cloud: The time to hesitate is through no time to wallow in the myre try when we can only lose and our love becomes a funeral pyre Cloud & Don: COME ON BABY LIGHT MY FIRE COME ON BABY LIGHT MY FIRE TIME TO SET THE NIGHT ON FIRE TIME TO SET THE NIGHT ON FIRE Tifa & Aeris: eek Vincent: Have you tried the Sake around here yet ladies? It's bound to put you in a coffin. wink Aeris: Dude, were like...not supposed to meet you yet and stuff Tifa: Yeah, didn't you lock yourself in a coffin in nibelheim. eek rofl LMAO, i thought something was wrong with Vincent being there that early in the story
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 7:49 pm
~ When Tifa Enters Clouds Mind ~
Tifa: Goodness...what...whats going on?
Kid Cloud: My my you've grown in places my dear!
Tifa: eek ........Cloud...your a...a Kid again...
Kid Cloud: Actually I'm just one of us, I'm the Cloud of youth and honesty and him...*points up*
Tifa: eek HOLY HELL THERES ANOTHER ONE ABOVE US!!! HE'S HUGE!!!
Big Cloud: yes, I am the BIG adventureous Cloud and him...*points down to Nibelheim Cloud*
Tifa: eek How many of you are there! and whats that horribel sound comeing from him?
Kid Cloud: Thats him talking.
Tifa: eek Oh my God He's Illiterate!
N00b Cloud: U iss sexi. c** ova dis wae an givs meh smooches.
Tifa: eek ......... gonk WHATS GOING ON HERE!? WHY AM I HERE!?
Big Cloud: I'm not sure
Kid Cloud: Beats me...
N00b Cloud: mahbeh she iss heer fo us ta run train oon.
Big Cloud: That must be it!
Kid Cloud: ^_^ so i get to learn early?!
Tifa: eek *eye twitches*
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