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 Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:38 am
Granted, it is a goodtime...for about five seconds, then you slip on an ice cube and land on your head leaving you unconscious...and you don't remember a thing.
I wish for a pony.
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:20 pm
Champagne_kiss Granted, it is a goodtime...for about five seconds, then you slip on an ice cube and land on your head leaving you unconscious...and you don't remember a thing. I wish for a pony.
I wish for peace, love, and harmony.
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:39 pm
Granted but everyone hates it.
I wish for a cool hat.
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 9:36 pm
Granted, but the wind blows it off your head, and it get run over by an 18-wheeler.
I wish Joshua and I could get married.
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:43 am
Granted but he becomes abusive. You leave him, and move to New York. You dont have a penny to your name and over the years you've developed a taste for coke. To suport your filthy soda addiction you have to prostitute yourself out. Have fun.
I wish I could have pants made of fireworks!
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:58 pm
The Depressed Optimist Granted but he becomes abusive. You leave him, and move to New York. You dont have a penny to your name and over the years you've developed a taste for coke. To suport your filthy soda addiction you have to prostitute yourself out. Have fun. I wish I could have pants made of fireworks!
I wish I was a fruititarian.
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:41 am
Granted but fruititarian sounds like a made-up word and thus no one believes you when you tell them about it...You are soon chased and killed by an angry repuplican mob.
I wish for a moose.
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:07 pm
Champagne_kiss Granted but fruititarian sounds like a made-up word and thus no one believes you when you tell them about it...You are soon chased and killed by an angry repuplican mob. I wish for a moose.
I wish I was the Little Mermaid. pirate
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:18 pm
I've granted this wish once before.
Granted, but you are doomed to an eternity of being sexually harrassed by ugly old fishermen.
I wish that everyone everywhere would have a happy life forever, especially the granter of this wish. twisted
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:48 pm
The Depressed Optimist I've granted this wish once before. Granted, but you are doomed to an eternity of being sexually harrassed by ugly old fishermen. I wish that everyone everywhere would have a happy life forever, especially the granter of this wish. twisted
I wish I could see my old friends.
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:23 pm
Granted but your old friends have decided to join a cannibalistic mob and therefore decide to eat you when you wave to say hello.
I wish to have a kidney stone.
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:15 pm
Champagne_kiss Granted but your old friends have decided to join a cannibalistic mob and therefore decide to eat you when you wave to say hello. I wish to have a kidney stone.
I wish I had some green beans.
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:40 pm
Granted! but the beans turn blue and then your stuck with blue beans! Then, your blue jeans get jealous because you like your blue beans more and run away so you have to chase them down the street with no pants on...
I wish I could call somebody I once loved...
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:58 am
lizard_face13 Granted! but the beans turn blue and then your stuck with blue beans! Then, your blue jeans get jealous because you like your blue beans more and run away so you have to chase them down the street with no pants on... I wish I could call somebody I once loved...
I wish I was all natural.
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:26 am
Granted, but people fear your hairy legs.-brr-
I wish I had something to do.
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