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 Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 9:46 pm
You are fired because you brought pies to the office. When it wasn't "bring your pie to work day"! > : C
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Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 10:38 am
Your fired because you're a pie hater... lol 
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Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 3:13 pm
I am not a pie hater, it just wasn't bring your pie to work day. xP
You are fired for sleeping on the job!
Literally :3
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Posted: Sat May 18, 2013 2:31 pm
Yeah, yeah... I know but..but..but... this week I am a pig sitter and we had to get some rest after all of our adventures!! Now the reason we had to let you go was because you failed to file those claws down some and we're a little afraid of you and those things!! O_o lol
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Posted: Sat May 25, 2013 4:19 pm
RAWR.
We had to let you go because you came up to work in a swimsuit and it is formal wear.
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Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 11:14 am
You're fired because you were smoking near the fire alarm and you set it off. We've evacuated the building but there's no fire... burning_eyes
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Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 9:43 am
They're making me let you go because you're always flying about and nobody knows what to think, but they feel certain it's a liability their insurance doesn't cover. Sorry buddy!
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Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 11:10 am
We fired you because we thought you were physic. You ran around saying 'I'M IN SPACEEEEE'. Sorry.
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Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 3:18 pm
...oh wait, me psycho? O_o maybe... but we had to let you go because you're just too sexy for the office environment we are trying to create... sorry...
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Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 4:41 pm
You're fired because you couldn't fit your office keys into that tiny purse. If you can't get in, you can't work here. Them's the breaks, mate.
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Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 4:49 pm
We had to let you go because this is a daycare and we like things lively and colorful... you're just so...monochromatic!! lol
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Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 7:17 am
Your fired for looking sad
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Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 7:22 am
We had to let you go because we don't exactly know where to put you to work....
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Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 4:02 pm
you're fired because no dogs are allowed in the office!
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Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:18 am
You're fired because nobody as cute as you needs to work!!
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