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 Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:28 am
The nasty little creature attacked me. He's itching to fight. Apparently dwarves and leprechauns are mortal enemies. The damn thing ruined my last intact handbag though.
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:31 am
Yeh, thuh Leprechaun ruint mah favorite hat.
Not tuh impose, ma'am, but Ah'm hopin' yuh don't plan on lettin' yo're chillun near this new saloon.
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:40 am
Don't worry about that. I wouldn't let them near it. My kids think they are tough stuff. My daughter's telling me all kinds of stories about things she did yesterday. I have no idea if they're true or not. Sometimes little wolf cubs think they're bigger and badder than they really are, but still, I know to keep them away.
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:43 am
::nods::
Saloon ain't no place tuh raise a kid. Least that's whut Ah heyuh tell.
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:47 am
I imagine it would not be such a great place, indeed. Especially a place like this one Mr. Wormwood is describing. The Bistro, for the most part is okay for them as long as they are supervised and I'm not singing surrounded by cute little woodland animals. I wouldn't recommend it for an average Munday though.
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:48 am
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:50 am
The way this new bar is shaping up, it may not even be safe enough for me!
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:54 am
'Safe' ain't a guarantee till yo're dead, Ma'am, an' maybe even not then if yuh wind up bein' a meat suit for a creepy b*****d like Wuhmwood.
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:03 am
::shudders::
What an awful thought. I'm a pretty tough old bird though and I won't go in there totally without .. protection.
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:06 am
You lookin' tuh get yoreself a piece?
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:08 am
I'll definitely bring in something. It would have to be easily concealed though
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:12 am
Why thuh hell would you need tuh conceal a weapon 'round these parts? Half thuh people shoot magic beams f'um their eyes or somethin'. Ah'd rathuh they know Ah'm carryin' irons.
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:15 am
A girl's got to keep some secrets, right? Besides, I'm afraid if I go in there "guns a blazin'" that it will incite a fight and I'm not looking to be on the offense just merely want to keep myself in one piece.
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:16 am
Women! There's a damn difference tween lettin' people know yo're protected an' just bustin' in shooting people, yuh know!
::lights a cigarillo::
Yuh do thuh lattuh only if yuh don't plan on goin' back tuh that saloon fer a while.
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:20 am
::rubs her chin thoughtfully::
You may be right about that. I may have to alter my plans a little.
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