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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:56 pm
Yo momma jokes annoy me to no end. Mean ones make me bite peoples' noses off.
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 8:05 pm
I actually enjoy the 'Yo Mamma' program on MTV . . . partly because they are funny at times, and even moreso that at the end, the compeditors hug/salute each other. No matter how hard the sting, they respect that it is just a game- not serious.
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:49 pm
*pokes the Prime....runs and hides under a couch*
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:53 pm
Yo Mama program? Was ist?
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:35 am
Must... get... katanas...
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:58 am
*turns to pounce the poker, only to find them gone* Nani?
Cobalt- there is a show called 'Yo Mama' on MTV, think of a game show. Through some battles (trading insults) they eliminate several contenders until they have a champion from two different parts of a city. At the end of the show, they have a three part battle trading the best insults they have. The best gets $1000 cash at the end of the show. Not my usual fare, but it can be funny.
One guy (white guy at that) went for the 'knockout', where they only get one joke, so it has to be the big one. Dressed in boxing gloves and a robe he said and I quote: "Float like a butterfly; Sting like a bee! First I did yo mama and now it burns when I PEE!" rofl rofl rofl That one has stuck with me for a while.
Mou . . . I have four. ninja
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:35 am
Talon Prime * turns to pounce the poker, only to find them gone* Nani? Cobalt- there is a show called 'Yo Mama' on MTV, think of a game show. Through some battles (trading insults) they eliminate several contenders until they have a champion from two different parts of a city. At the end of the show, they have a three part battle trading the best insults they have. The best gets $1000 cash at the end of the show. Not my usual fare, but it can be funny. One guy (white guy at that) went for the 'knockout', where they only get one joke, so it has to be the big one. Dressed in boxing gloves and a robe he said and I quote: "Float like a butterfly; Sting like a bee! First I did yo mama and now it burns when I PEE!" rofl rofl rofl That one has stuck with me for a while. Mou . . . I have four. ninja *snerk* I think I remember that guy. I don't watch the show if there's something better on, but it's still funny. There was one ep where they couldn't decide between two good contenders in one city and the two of them had brought their mothers, so their moms were cracking jokes on stuff. it was so great, i about DIED, it was so funny.
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:05 am
i sadly hav no time in my 17 year old life to watch mtv im more of an imf fan
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:59 am
Cobalt Haha, that's the only "your mom" joke I know. The rest are just playful insults. heart Your mom in a can! Your mom in a bottle.
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:45 am
NEXT TOPIC >_< No more yo momma jokes.
>.> <.< Teh MELLO is officially in the REAL WORLD ! ^___^ I got meh first big paycheck today and I'm out all on my own O.O
*falls over*
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:58 am
really i ve had a fultime job for the past two months and im 17 ;]
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:07 am
Oh dear. I feel rather intimidated here. ._.;;
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:58 am
=.Moonstar C.B.= Oh dear. I feel rather intimidated here. ._.;; *huggles* don't worry about it. i don't have a job. besides, mel's, like, a grown-up []Read "old person" wink []. anyway, welcome to RPR. have fun and don't let Ivel-sama swindle you into becoming his minion. if you want to be his minion, though, then go for it. *glomps mello* congrats on being in real-life! *trembletremble* i'm still terrified of the prospect. check back with me in about 20 years, and i should be ready, you know?
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:01 pm
=.Moonstar C.B.= Oh dear. I feel rather intimidated here. ._.;; Oh dear, please don't. They're a bunch of oddballs, but they don't bite... much. *steals two of Talon's katanas* ninja Nah, I should look through some of my extra items and sell one, then I'd be able to afford the two katanas and a veil. Or hold an art auction... but then again I'm lazy, so *shrug*
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:06 pm
ooooh congrats Mello!!! I'm still busy pretending that i'm not actually in the real world yet...even though i grad'ed in June ninja ...i'm just back at my summer job again...but come september no more pretending...the bubble will burst burning_eyes
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