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 Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:08 am
I could really go for some bacon right now.
Ham...
Spare ribs...
Pork chops...
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:09 am
::the birds begin tugging Charming's clothes, trying to steer him towards Snow's body:::
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:10 am
:leans her head out the kitchen door:
Ham? MAMA CAN MAKE HAM FOR YOU!
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:10 am
.. scream NO! She'll Kill me!
HE'LL Kill me when he.. ::looks at Bigby::.. I'm going to change too huh!?!
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:12 am
::the birds continue to tug on Charming in an aggravated way::
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:12 am
::Three little pigs suddenly come dancing in::
Oh no, Fiddler! It's the Big Bad Wolf!
Don't worry, Practical! We can go hide in my house of straw!
But Fifer, that won't be enough to stop him!
Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee! Practical, you worry too much!
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:12 am
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:13 am
::Becomes distracted by the pigs::
Little pigs, little pigs, won't you come and join me?
::the pigs all huddle up::
NOT BY THE HAIRS OF OUR CHINNY CHIN CHINS!
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:13 am
THEY'RE TURNING INTO THEIR DISNEY VERSIONS AND I'M NEXT!!
::looks afraid::
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:14 am
Well young man, the girl over here
::gestures to Snow::
Appears to be dead. Looks like she ate a bad apple.
This guy over here
::gestures to Bigby::
Appears to have become a cartoon wolf.
I'm cooking funeral food. Want to help?
MAMA CAN TEACH YOU HOW!
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:15 am
::The pigs all start skipping and dancing in a circle::
Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?
The Big Bad Wolf?
The Big Bad Wolf?
Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?
La la la lalaaa!
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:15 am
::the deer gets behind Charming and pushes him towards Snow::
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:15 am
Prince Charming Of Fables THEY'RE TURNING INTO THEIR DISNEY VERSIONS AND I'M NEXT!!
::looks afraid:: Yay! I love Disney. . .Erm I mean I am an adult now have no time for such childish things.
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:20 am
::Leans over Snow:: Oh My beautiful Pric--
NOO!! ::Leans back trying to stay away:: NO I'M THE MAYOR! I have sex with Unsuspecting women then leave them!
::Clothes change:: OH GOD!
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:22 am
Prince Charming Of Fables ::Leans over Snow:: Oh My beautiful Pric--
NOO!! ::Leans back trying to stay away:: NO I'M THE MAYOR! I have sex with Unsuspecting women then leave them!
::Clothes change:: OH GOD! Don't fight the change! It could be fun to be a Disney character for a while.
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