l-lellboy
Maniacal Norman Osborn
You're the boss.
*takes off his shades, setting them on the bar-top. Goes into the kitchen and comes out with an amp that appears to have a bite taken out of it, and plugs in his guitar.*
Guess this piece of junk'll hafta do. How 'bout some d**k Dale?
*begins playing d**k Dale's
Miserlou*
Remind me why you ain't at the top of the charts, kid?Matter a' time, man. Matter a' time. Much appreciated, though.
*briefly sets his guitar down and goes back to the kitchen, rummaging around until he finds a microphone and a stand*
Now we can really get this party started. I'm used ta playing for sold out crowds and the like, but I guess you folks'll do for now.
*shifts gears into Rick Derringer's
Rock And Roll Hoochie Koo*
I couldn't stop movin' when it first took hold,
It was a warm spring night at the old town hall.
There was a band called The Jokers, they were layin' it down
Doncha know I'm never gonna lose that funky sound
Heh!
Rock 'n' Roll, Hoochie Koo
Lordy mama, light my fuse
Rock 'n' Roll, Hoochie Koo
Truck on out and spread the news
All right
I hope ya'll know what I'm talkin' about
The way she wiggled that thing, it really knocks me out
Gettin' high all the time, but if you're not there too
Come on a little closer, gonna do it to you
Yeah!
Rock 'n' Roll, Hoochie Koo
Lordy mama, light my fuse
Rock 'n' Roll, Hoochie Koo
Truck on out and spread the news
Yeah!!
'squitas start buzzin' 'bout that time of year
She's goin' 'round back, said she'd meet me there
We was ballin' in the grass growin' behind the barn
Now my ears started ringin' like a fire alarm
Rock 'n' Roll, Hoochie Koo
Lordy mama, light my fuse
Rock 'n' Roll, Hoochie Koo
Truck on out and spread the news
Done got tired of payin' dues
Said goodbye to all my blues
Lordy mama, light my fuse!
