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Wormwood Gentleman Corpse
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 Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:41 pm
Fables Snow White I came across another contestant. He's rather full of vinegar. Attacked me on my way to the Homelands Nasty little creatures, Dwarves are. Vile, foul disgusting little creatures ::gestures to a cage in the corner:: Jonah Hex ::takes his time counting, slips the envelope into his boot:: Ah'd say it was a pleasure doin' business wi'f yuh, but like Ah said, it was mah favorite hat. Yo're free tuh buy me a drink tuh soothe mah ruffled feelin's, though.
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:42 pm
::The Leprechaun starts growling and frothing at the mouth::
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:42 pm
gonk Don't say that anymore, Winter. Just say "Be quiet", it's more lady-like.
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:44 pm
I haven't decided if I should sell or keep it around for a bit. I'm having some difficulty boarding it. I can't keep it at home and I can't keep it with me here in the Nexus, lest my children stumble across it if they follow me in here. That almost happened today.
That's what they said! They said SHUT THE HELL UP!
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:44 pm
*Crosses her arms and mumbles to herself*.
Hmpf !. Let's keep the evil wicked little things alive... let's run some sort of business with them.
Oh !, and let's deal with a dead looking man all the while...
Like that's gonna end well.
You people have the common sense of gypsies. I'll be back when the whole town had burnt to cinders and monsters roam free all around.
stare
*Walks out*
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:46 pm
Aw. Now we've gone an' offended thuh whore.
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:46 pm
gonk Don't say that, it's bad... Even though you're father probably says it constantly..
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:48 pm
::grins at Hex::
Wouldn't be the first time I've done that in this place.
::Winter tries to speak, but she's muffled by Charming's hand::
bussss thass wh tha saiffddd!
crying
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Wormwood Gentleman Corpse
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:49 pm
Jonah Hex ::The Leprechaun starts growling and frothing at the mouth:: Fables Snow White I haven't decided if I should sell or keep it around for a bit. I'm having some difficulty boarding it. I can't keep it at home and I can't keep it with me here in the Nexus, lest my children stumble across it if they follow me in here. That almost happened today.
That's what they said! They said SHUT THE HELL UP!
*watches Patience leave* Bugger, she looked promising as a new hire.
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:51 pm
This vile thing actually wants to fight. That's the odd thing about it.
::nods to Wormwood and walks into the main part of the Bistro again::
Did I hear a little girl in here say a dirty bad word?
::frowns::
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:53 pm
gonk ::Takes his hand away from Winter::
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:53 pm
::kicks the cage over to Wormwood::
Wasn't thuh wuhst thing Ah've been paid tuh do.
::heads up to the bar to get a drink. Keeps a wary eye to make sure he avoids any children on the way::
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:54 pm
Winter! Was that bad word coming from you!?
::looks at Charming as if pleading for help::
Maybe?
::sniffles::
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:57 pm
::Knows he can't trick Snow but takes a deep breath::
Alright. I was the one that said it. She just told me not to.
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 2:00 pm
::raises an eyebrow::
Cute.
:walks over and taps Winter on the nose::
Mommy was wrong for saying it first but I don't want to hear you saying "hell" anymore. It's not a word for fine young ladies to be using. Don't cry now, it's okay.
::goes back over to the bar and passes Hex a beer::
Is this what you wanted?
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