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 Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:05 am
So.. I got Ravenclaw, too. Are we all Ravenclaws? xd
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:46 am
Nooooo! Hila is a die-hard Hufflepuff. scream heart
Although it would be nice being in the same house as all you... whee
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 6:32 am
whee heart Awww, well, we can still have a cool cross-house friendship.
It can be the alliance of the forgotten houses, Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff band together! scream heart
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:20 pm
This amused me a lot, so I thought I could share it.Quote: Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
Let's see the results...
"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything
A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.
"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "
Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls
"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.
He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.
He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
Ok
I have found, definitive proof
that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
"Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
O_______O
Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang
Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.
'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:24 pm
s**t. xd The one about hearing his mother nearly made me choke on my waffles. I've seen a lot of HP quotes taken out of context to make "wand" sound dirty, but that one was new...and too perfect.
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:02 pm
OHMYSHIT. JULY 21ST. OF THIS YEAR.
Amazon's even taking pre-orders now! whee
That'll be the day I fly back from D.C. ... I wonder if I can snag a copy in D.C. before I fly out and read it on the plane? ninja
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:13 pm
Dr. Fomite OHMYSHIT. JULY 21ST. OF THIS YEAR.
Amazon's even taking pre-orders now! whee
That'll be the day I fly back from D.C. ... I wonder if I can snag a copy in D.C. before I fly out and read it on the plane? ninja They should have plenty at the airports! I remember there being mini Borders at airports and lots of Harry Potter books... I'll be snagging mine at midnight, I think. 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:17 pm
hilaroma I got Ravenclaw too, but only because most of the "Hufflepuff" answers were horrible. "Cry my eyes out"? Please... talk2hand If they had been more reasonable, I probably would have gotten Hufflepuff. hila is a Hufflepuff through and through. I got Hufflepuff and usually get Ravenclaw in other quizzes. xd
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:21 pm
I got Gryffindor. Wee.
Also, July 21st freakin' WIN.
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:29 pm
They should push it back 10 days. If they have it on the 31st... they can have it on Harry's birthday! 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:44 pm
Peppermint Elf They should push it back 10 days. If they have it on the 31st... they can have it on Harry's birthday! 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 7:01 pm
I hope he dies.
.. talk2hand
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 7:15 pm
Skizzors I hope he dies. .. talk2hand
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:18 pm
Hagrid, Hermione, and Ron should live.
Oh, and Snape. But that's a given, as he's going to end up my hawt-hawt greasy British lover by the end of the book. cool
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:57 pm
Now I'm wondering how I will get the book. Will they release the english version here on that day...or around it? I'll be flying back to the U.S. a week after it comes out, but that's too late! Everyone will be talking about the book and I will be depressed, and won't even have time to read it because I basically have to go straight to school!! Curse you, Nipponz!!! gonk crying
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