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 Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:30 am
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much PI.
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:04 am
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
Nacho cheese.
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:02 pm
In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:01 pm
She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:05 pm
A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies.
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:07 pm
Okami Ameras A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies.
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:08 pm
There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:09 pm
The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:11 pm
A cartoonist is found dead in his home. Details are sketchy...
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:16 pm
No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:18 am
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart.
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