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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 9:02 am
Fortunately scientists developed a cure for the anorexic kids
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 4:23 pm
Unfortunately the cure was stolen and destroyed by pro-ana fanatics.
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 4:52 pm
Fortunately, one of them was an undercover scientist.
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 7:43 pm
unfortunatley, he sold the cure on the black market for $100,000,000
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:29 pm
fortunately the original scientist bought it back...
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:14 pm
unfortunately, it had horrible side effects, and everyone who took the cure turned into frogs
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:03 am
Fortunately, a lot of people read that one fairy tale where the princess kissed the frog and he turned into a prince, so they kissed the frogs and they returned to human form again.
(Long sentence...I know.)
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 4:01 am
Unfortunately , they started eating bugs
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:21 pm
fortunately, just like in "the lion king" the bugs were slimey yet satisfying
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:58 am
Unfortunately, this meant no one was eating farm animals, and those animals started running wild.
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 8:09 am
fortunatley, old mcdonald saved the day. "ei ei o"
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 2:25 pm
Unfortunately the animals pulled an "Animal Farm" on him and killed him then proclaimed they were equal to humans.
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:12 am
Fortunately, the humans thought this was justified, since Old McDonald killed animals brutally.
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:58 am
Unfortunatly, they went on a murderous rampage all across texas,(The animals
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:57 pm
Fortunately, enough Texans still carried guns and they shot the animals in self-defense. blaugh
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