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Molten Core last night

Stormcharger (me) - OOOOOO [Nightslayer Leggings] Go rogues GO
Necron - Mine!
Snuffles (raid leader) - WTS [Nightslayer legggings]
Necron - /leghump

Dagoth - Shout Random Things month says:
Choc spread was invented for one reason

Darth Angus says:
yes

Darth Angus says:
y do u think they called it nutella?

Dagoth - Shout Random Things month says:
LMAO

Darth Angus says:
n its always funny when u offer her some chocolate covered nuts

DONT TAKE ME POCKEY gonk
*Class mate flees with said pockey*
*Dagoth chases through the lecture room full of people*

Dag - World of Warcraft its not everything but its right up there with oxygen!

So, a few of you know of my rather comedic family. Those of you who don't, prepare:

So, Nick and I are walking through the mall, enjoying ourselves in stores such as GameStop, Peid Piper, and Books-A-Million.

I've got my usual get-up on: VERY baggy blue jeans, black hiking boots, and a black t-shirt with thermal underneath. I should also probably mention at this point my hair is exactly like Matt Hardy's during the V1 gimmick. Except with blonde highlights. (Dag knows who I'm talking about.) Nick, on the other hand, thinks it would be an EXCELLENT idea if he wore his white trench coat. To the mall. He has dyed-red hair in dreadlock style. Essentially looking like a technicolored Cain/Abel from The Matrix. Some of the stares we got were ******** ridiculous, but I digress.

We'd been walking around four about a half-hour before I noticed some girl was following us. Now, this wouldn't have bothered me normally, except she looked like someone neither of us would ever associate with - a cheerleader. We ignored her, for the most part. Maybe an hour passed before we got hungry, so we stopped off at the pizza place. He got a slice of pepperoni, and I got a strawberry milkshake. Then she approaches. The following conversation is for real--100% accurate.

Her: So, um... hello.
Us: Uh, hi?
Her: Listen, I was wondering about something.
Nick: Yes?
Her: You seem really sexy, and to be honest, I've got a bit of a crush on you, so I was wondering if, maybe if you're not too busy....
Nick: Mhmm?
Her: You'd consider taking me to prom.

Now, at this point, we both contained our laughter long enough to look at either other, and MENTALLY giggle. And then he turns back to her.

Nick: You wanna date someone like me?
Her: Yes.
Nick: Well, tough s**t, because I don't find you that attractive. At all.
Her: Hey, you don't have to be so rude.
Nick: No, I absolutely have to be that rude. You've been following us around for two hours, and you just wanted to ask me out? This is America, goddamnit! GROW A BACKBONE. Now that THAT'S out of the way, why don't you run home to your daddy so he can buy you those precious five-thousand dollar earrings you've wanted for about a weekend.

And this is where it takes a turn for the worst. She got up in his face, and poked him in the chest.

Her: I'll have you know, my father used to BEAT ME when I was younger.

And then, while I was glancing back and forth at them, sipping my milkshake, Nick takes about .00005 seconds to respond.

Nick: Unfortunately, he stopped.

And you guys, I'm not exaggerating, I literally pissed myself laughing so hard. The milkshake SHOT out of my nose and landed on the table. Meanwhile, while I was choking to death, she got up and walked away, and I think she was crying.

This JUST happened on AIM between a friend of mine and myself, accordingly. biggrin

t33nag3dir7bag: have you seen the new pirates of the caribbean?
Plagued Killer: I don't do Pirates of the Caribbean.
t33nag3dir7bag: i wanted to kill the people who made those movies at the end
t33nag3dir7bag: the end is like they have to do something and they meet someone they shouldnt
t33nag3dir7bag: and it ends
t33nag3dir7bag: so if you see it
t33nag3dir7bag: even if you hate it
t33nag3dir7bag: you want to know
Plagued Killer: I refuse to see a movie based off of a Disney ride.
t33nag3dir7bag: like... shrek or something. the first came out when it was socially acceptable for me to watch it
Plagued Killer: I liked the first Shrek.
t33nag3dir7bag: and the third one im like i cant see it im 17 BUT DO THEY HAVE AN OGRE BABY?!
t33nag3dir7bag: how hot would that be
t33nag3dir7bag: AN OGRE BABY
Plagued Killer: Dude, I'd totally try to hit it off with Fiona.
t33nag3dir7bag: eh. id be afraid. ogres have a wrap for being smelly and agressive.. so its like ******** a prostitute on coke... whos really fat... i might hit it