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Same here! It's so great.

-Ansem, do you think you could watch over Riku and Sora while I go out to buy food?

-Sure, I'll look after them! I'm quite good with kids.

-Yes, I do believe so. Well I'll see you all later.

*later*

-Dumdedum....I'm back!

Riku's evil! Riku's evil!!-

I didn't MEAN to submit to the darkness!-

-Wha..?

-SUBMIT to the darkness.
-Uh, I mean, good to see you again, Zexion.

-What the hell??

I've been tainted! I smell like Ansem!!-

-I'm never trusting you with kids ever again....

Heh.

-Ansem! Explain what you did to Riku!

Oooh...God...painful...-

-Nothing you wouldn't have done.

-What....

Never submit....never submit...too painful...-

Ansem pulled out his tool and Riku submitted to it.-

-JESUS CHRIST, ANSEM

-Don't give me that look. Hey Axel, would you submit to the darkness?

Does it have frozen cookies?-

-But of course!

Alright! I'll submit!-

-This is so disturbing....

AHAHAH >DDDDDDD

-Now Axel, eat this frozen cookie and turn around.

Anything else I should do?-

-Yes, bend over.

Well okay! *turns around* Oooh look! More cookies on the floor! *bends down*-

Sweet! I've got....-

.............-

-Submitting to the darkness doesn't seem so pleasant anymore, does it?

ZEXION! I NEED SOME HELP!!!-

Axel-san!! OH NO!! Windy is going to freak...

...I'm sure someone in the Org. group has STDs now...But yeah at least it was the slut...Again... xDD

LOL
xDDDD
That's great. Actually just recently Marluxia got an STD from Seph. XDD