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 Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 1:43 pm
hey u cant tongue right or cun u zip me up or down xd 3nodding xp
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Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 2:07 pm
Rookie: Theres something wrong with my clarinet
SL: oh. what is it?
Rookie: its so hard..to blow
SL:*looks at reed etc* oh , its because youre not sucking it enough,
Rookie: Yeah but i got all my salvia over it and sucked it and licked all before practice when i was in the supply room.
SL: well, you have a long way to go with sucking, try blowing harder
O_O
xD i know really bad....MLIA
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Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 7:29 pm
Let's make sweet music together.
Tuba: Wet your lips and blow hard.
Barri sax: Open wide, the piece is twice as big as everyone else's.
Drums: Bang it hard. Ram your sticks down on it.
In my band: I love you. Let's make sweet love. *plays song*
Some random band member: Ahhnnn~~~ heart
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:59 pm
Tighten up ur G string =]
for bass players lol xD
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:54 am
Clarinet: Oh yah, I suck it everyday, but the real trick to it is to get it all warm wet and sticky!!
Bass clarinet: What do I love about bass clarinet? I love how long and blck it is, its gots such a sexy sound like a cat purring purrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 6:34 pm
BD to assistant BD: "Stick your tongue on it before you put it in."
Pit captain: "That's what she said."
all of Pit: XD
To explain, our pit has a very complicated electronics setup and our we were having problems, so the assistant BD explained the problem and the BD told him to plug something in, and then said that.
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 3:57 pm
Haha, okay here's one that was told to me by a underclassmen while I was playing my chromatic on the clarinet.
"Dang you finger FAST!"
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:21 pm
We're in band.
We...
Finger faster.
Blow harder.
and tongue better.
: )
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:02 am
This is what the other sax has been saying to me.
"Hey -blocked for saftey- aren't your D's a little to flat?"
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 6:50 pm
well we had a student teacher one year who said "The harder you blow the higher it'll go." Then again this also was the student teacher who said, "That was perfect now play it better."
during marching season we call each other hookers when we are putting on and taking off uniforms cuz theyve got these hooks at the neck. so youll hear "Hey john could you be my hooker"
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 2:27 am
"Hey ----can you unzip me? i wanna take off my pants- I mean bibbers"
Your fingering it wrong, you need to be more agressive and really finger it.
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 10:58 am
fatcheehcs - "you have to push all the way to 1..." - "don't tongue so harshly" - "releases, releases! don't pull out before 4." - "i'll go blow my horn while you finger." - "push like you're trying to hit the wall" and then there's our slogan: "GO HARD, OR DON'T GO AT ALL" Your slogan is hilarious! xd
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 11:01 am
There was this one during band camp:
Band director: I want you to go forwrd 8 and rear 16.
Random kid: I'll show you the rear 16.
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