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 Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:29 pm
I divorced him cause his hairy ears creeped me out...
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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:29 pm
I divorced her because she wouldn't let me get furry ears.
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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:34 pm
I divorced her cause she wanted furry ears... I mean seriously folks.. how many fish do you know that have fur!
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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:36 pm
I divorced her because she's never seen a furry fish.
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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:54 pm
I divorced her because... well, because my favorite dinner includes cooked salmon, and I just couldn't trust myself around her.
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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:07 pm
I divorced her because one night she started buttering me in my sleep.
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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:18 pm
Lock_Shock_Barrel I divorced her because one night she started buttering me in my sleep. I do NOT see how that's a bad thing xp I divorced her because she was strictly against butter in the bed. The nerve!
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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:19 pm
I divorced her because she encouraged fish jokes.
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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:20 pm
I divorced her because she was the biggest walking fish joke I had ever seen domokun
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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:22 pm
I divorced her because she though fish could walk.
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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:26 pm
I divorced her because she ceaselessly made fun of me, saying she was smarter than me all the time. *sniff* I still get choked up about it. *sniff, sniff* crying crying
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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:27 pm
I divorced her because she was such a cry baby.
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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 8:56 pm
She would never turn the wind off and she always took the trident to bed.
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:58 am
Because she wouldn't let me do bad things to he with my trident.
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:05 pm
I divorced her because she kept bringing other women home. And made me sleep on the living room floor eek
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