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 Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 12:54 pm
Chase: Why is Foreman leaving? Seriously?
House: He's gonna go raise llamas.
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 11:40 pm
Here are some of my favorite House-isms/quotes (most between Hosue and Wilson):
Occam's Razor
Wilson: Beauty often seduces us on the road to truth.
House: And triteness kicks us in the nads.
Fidelity
House: As long as you're trying to be good, you can do whatever you want.
Wilson: And as long as you're not trying, you can say whatever you want.
House: So between us, we can do anything. We can rule the world!
Histories
Wilson: I forgot: I need a reason to give a crap.
House: You're giving two craps.
Wilson: The metric system always confuses me.
Wilson: You really don't need to know everything about everybody.
House: I don't need to watch The O.C., but it makes me happy.
Detox
House: What, you're saying I've only got one friend?
Wilson: Uh, and who...?
House: ...Kevin, in Bookkeeping.
Wilson: Okay, well first of all, his name's Carl.
House: I call him Kevin. It's a secret "friendship club" name.
Control
Wilson: She was uncomfortable doing any more tests! I had to convince her to do that one!
House: Do you get that often? Women would rather die than get naked with you?
House: You value our friendship more than your ethical responsibilities.
Wilson: Our friendship is an ethical responsibility.
Role Model
House: He didn't have any reason to lie.
Wilson: Everybody lies...except politicians? House, I believe you're a romantic. You didn't just believe him - you believed in him. You want to come over tonight and watch old movies and cry?
Skin Deep Personal Favorite
Wilson: House, this is God.
House: Look, I'm a little busy right now. Not supposed to talk during these things. Got time Thursday?
Wilson: Let me check. Oh! I got a plague. What about Friday?
House: You'll have to check with Cameron.
Wilson: Oh! Damn it! She always wants to know why bad things happen. Like I'm gonna come up with a new answer this time.
Cuddy: (bursts in) House...
House: Quick God, smite the evil witch!
Cuddy: Are you sitting on evidence that your patient was sexually abused by her father?
House: God, why have you forsaken me?
Wilson: (snickers)
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 10:46 am
phoenixtsukino Skin Deep Personal Favorite
Wilson: House, this is God.
House: Look, I'm a little busy right now. Not supposed to talk during these things. Got time Thursday?
Wilson: Let me check. Oh! I got a plague. What about Friday?
House: You'll have to check with Cameron.
Wilson: Oh! Damn it! She always wants to know why bad things happen. Like I'm gonna come up with a new answer this time.
Cuddy: (bursts in) House...
House: Quick God, smite the evil witch!
Cuddy: Are you sitting on evidence that your patient was sexually abused by her father?
House: God, why have you forsaken me?
Wilson: (snickers)
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 2:31 pm
fantasy_fire_kitsune88 phoenixtsukino Skin Deep Personal Favorite
Wilson: House, this is God.
House: Look, I'm a little busy right now. Not supposed to talk during these things. Got time Thursday?
Wilson: Let me check. Oh! I got a plague. What about Friday?
House: You'll have to check with Cameron.
Wilson: Oh! Damn it! She always wants to know why bad things happen. Like I'm gonna come up with a new answer this time.
Cuddy: (bursts in) House...
House: Quick God, smite the evil witch!
Cuddy: Are you sitting on evidence that your patient was sexually abused by her father?
House: God, why have you forsaken me?
Wilson: (snickers) It's kinda cute, and hilarious at the same time!! rofl
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 11:40 am
(LMAO at this one:)
From "The Jerk"
(competing)
Nate: "I can walk."
House: "I don't bleed out of my p***s."
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 12:05 pm
ComicalChaos (LMAO at this one:)
From "The Jerk"
(competing)
Nate: "I can walk."
House: "I don't bleed out of my p***s." I compared that conversation to that one with the girl who got raped. Girl: I got raped! House: I got shot!
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 4:02 pm
Hikaripup ComicalChaos (LMAO at this one:)
From "The Jerk"
(competing)
Nate: "I can walk."
House: "I don't bleed out of my p***s." I compared that conversation to that one with the girl who got raped. Girl: I got raped! House: I got shot! which, of course, goes back to the whole exchange between House and the girl who had CIPA
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 1:01 am
Hi this is not really a House-ism as such but i thought it was funny-ish its from Episode 1- Pilot
Cameron: You hired a black guy because he had a juvenile record.
House: "No, it wasn't a racial thing, I didn't see a black guy. I just saw a doctor with a juvenile record. I hired Chase 'cause his dad made a phone call. I hired you because you are extremely pretty."
Cameron: "You hired me to get into my pants?"
House: "I can't believe that that would shock you. It's also not what I said. No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece of art in the lobby."
Cameron: "I was in the top of my class."
House: "But not the top."
Cameron: "I did an internship at the Mayo Clinic."
House: "Yes, you were a very good applicant."
Cameron: "But not the best?"
House: "Would that upset you, really, to think that you were hired because of some genetic gift of beauty not some genetic gift of intelligence?"
Cameron: "I worked very hard to get where I am."
House: "But you didn't have to. People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of effort. That's the law of nature, and you defied it. That's why I hired you. You could have married rich, could have been a model, you could have just show up and people would have given you stuff. Lots of stuff, but you didn't, you worked your stunning little a** off."
Cameron: "Am I supposed to be flattered?"
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 3:52 pm
Hikaripup fantasy_fire_kitsune88 phoenixtsukino Skin Deep Personal Favorite
Wilson: House, this is God.
House: Look, I'm a little busy right now. Not supposed to talk during these things. Got time Thursday?
Wilson: Let me check. Oh! I got a plague. What about Friday?
House: You'll have to check with Cameron.
Wilson: Oh! Damn it! She always wants to know why bad things happen. Like I'm gonna come up with a new answer this time.
Cuddy: (bursts in) House...
House: Quick God, smite the evil witch!
Cuddy: Are you sitting on evidence that your patient was sexually abused by her father?
House: God, why have you forsaken me?
Wilson: (snickers) It's kinda cute, and hilarious at the same time!! rofl I died watching that. xDDD Oh! I have one that I like. It's probably already been mentioned but...: [Cameron, Chase and Foreman walk up to House] Cameron[About a patient]: We've got rectal bleeding. House: all of you?
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 10:31 am
House: "I'm sure this goes against everything you've been taught, but right and wrong do exist. Just because you don't know what the right answer is — maybe there's even no way you could know what the right answer is — doesn't make your answer right or even okay. It's much simpler than that. It's just plain wrong."
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 11:15 am
*House gets Cameron to ride with him on his motorcycle. She gets behind him and puts her hands on his shoulders. He rolls his eyes, grabs her hands, and puts them around his waist.*
I don't know why, but that's hilarious to me. lol
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 6:52 pm
Lady - Thank God.
House - Don't make me slap you.
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 9:50 pm
CHase: You'll cave like you did with Cameron
House: Not everyone is as easy as Cameron.
Cameron: I'm in the room!
I'm not sure if its like that. but something like that.
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 1:05 pm
Luna_92 CHase: You'll cave like you did with Cameron House: Not everyone is as easy as Cameron. Cameron: I'm in the room! I'm not sure if its like that. but something like that. I seriously couldn't stop laughing after that! xd rofl
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 9:34 pm
fantasy_fire_kitsune88 Lady - Thank God.
House - Don't make me slap you. DAMN IT! You took my quote! crying
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