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Naphatarie:*Runs up to the door and leaves a letter* *Leter reads:

Dear Hiei

I am really sorry. Haven't you ever heard the term mimicing is the best flatery. ? Well I was only trying to falter you.

sincerely

naphatarie

Ashira: *reads both notes* Uhn.. Hiei can we go?

Hiei: I don't want to

Ashira: But I do...

Hiei: Fine...

Hiei: She's not here.. we can't go..

Ashira:*looks sad*

Hiei: .... Where is that onna...

i am aloud right?

here! ^_^ Duh !

who are you talking about?

naphatarie: hey look what i got

My ever growing list of?. ?Ways to Tick off Hiei!?
BUT FIST BE WARNED! Should Hiei appear at any time during we're reading...RUN! Not that it'll help...



1. Lets start with the obvious, being human.

2. Breathing

3. Coexisting

4. Dying his hair green, and then stringing it with popcorn to resemble a Christmas tree?

5. Putting him in a room with Vegeta

6. Telling Yukina who her brother is.

7. Telling Kuwabara who Yukinas brother is

8. Shaving his head in his sleep?

9. Giving him an invite to Yukinas wedding to Kuwabara.

10. Compare him to Kuwabara.

11. Lock yourself in a room with Yukina.

12. Tell him Kuwabaras swordsmanship is way better than his.

13. Kidnap Yukina.

14. Use Yukinas tear gems for money.

15. Steal his Katana

16. Steal his clothes while hes in a hot spring

17. Then push Kuwabara in with him.

18. Sell said clothes on eBay.

19. Tie him up in your basement and sell video tapes of him on eBay.

20. Tie him up in your basement for your own personal amusement.

21. Tying him up and taunting him with sweet snow.

22. Sell HIM on eBay.

23. Make him cry... (Good luck there.)

24. Then sell his tear gems on eBay.

25. Steal his boxers, assuming he wears boxers

26. Steal all his sweet snow.

27. Blow a dog whistle while standing under the tree hes sleeping in, assuming you havent already tied him up in your basement...

28. Poke his Jagan eye with a stick.

29. Have his Jagan eye surgically removed while he sleeps.

30. Throw mud in his Jagan eye.

31. Trap him in your house and keep him as a house pet.

32. Mob him like a rabid fan girl.

33. Be reading this list.

34. Perform any, and I mean any, of the other things on this list?

35. Drawing swirlies on his eyelids while he sleeps so It looks like he got knocked out, then telling everyone you defeated him.

36. Selling his katana on eBay.

37. Announcing youre a better thief than him, then actually proving it?

38. Lock him in your special place where he?s subject to your author/authoress powers.

39. Beat him with a Styrofoam bat.

40. Rub in the fact that Kuronue knew Kurama before he did.

41. Mock him to a tee.

42. Drag him to your prom.

43. Then tell everyone hes your date

44. Heh, give him some special sweet snow?::grins:: you know what Im talking about

45. Make him eat oysters, chocolate, Mint Chocolate chip sweet snow, and just about anything else containing an aphrodisiacthen the fun begins Muahahahaha!

46. Bind him, then cover him in pretty flowers?
47. Stare at him constantly...
48. Make him ware a contact lens in his Jagan eye.
49. Die his hair and clothes green, so he and Kurama are color coordinated when they fight together.
50. Lick him....nuff said huh?
51. Make him wear a dog collar and drag him around on a chain all the while yelling SPUNKY YOU NAUGHTY PUPPY!
52. Make up your own language and then speak to him in it constantly.
53. When he doesn't understand this language...make fun of him in it.
54. Teach everyone but him how to speak this language, then talk about him in it.
54. Sell pictures of him for large sums of money.
55. Every time you see him squeeze his cheeks and talk to him in a goo goo baby voice.
56. Flick him on the back of the head when he's not looking.
57. Pop bubblegum in his ear.
58. Put toothpaste on his hands while he's sleeping, then tickle him with a feather duster so he hits his face with toothpaste...;:giggles insanely.::
59. Stand under his tree and scream...loudly....
60. Be caught standing under HIS tree...
61. Bah, who am I kidding...Be anywhere with in 500 hundred feet of him.
62. Ask him if his boxers are fire proof.
63. Asking him anything...
64. Follow him and spray everything he touches with Lysol...
65. Steal his boxers, and wear them on your head...
66. Poke him every 3 seconds.
67. Follow him while singing "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves..."
68. Put corn rows in his hair...
69. okay, touching his hair.
70. shave his head and paint 6 little dots on it, then begin referring to him as krillin....
71. Tickle him, heh, once again, good luck trying to catch him...
72. Latch onto his arm and start to spout out lovey dovey names..
73. one word...Handcuffs....
74. okay, lets try a different approach...every time he has a problem or says something, sit him down and have a physiatrist session with him.
75. Then when he reacts violently, suggest shock therapy to Kurama.
76. If Kurama refuses, suggest shock therapy for him as well...
77. Pretend your Kurama and grow pretty flowers in his hair...
78. Have his katana melted down to scrap metal.
79. Used said scrap metal to make aforementioned handcuffs...
80. Enroll him in school
81. Enroll him in a school full of rabid fan girls...
82. Then smack him with your math book every time a rabid fan girl looks at him....which will be frequently...
83. At lunch, steal his dessert while telling him it's poisoned and your only trying to protect him...
84. Tell every one your his girlfriend...
85. Show up at every one of his battles, and while standing on the side lines, yell out stupid encouragement crap like "Come on Hiei BABY I'M ROOTIN FOR YA!".....heh, that'll get him...
86. Steal his bandana....
87. Use his bandana as binding tape, just so you know that's a Japanese version of a bra.
88. Tell him that if he wants his bandana back, he can just take it...right off of you...
89. Raid his boxer drawer...once again assuming he wears boxers...
90. Sell his boxers to your friends for ridiculously high prices...
91. When he finds out what you did, refuse to give him a cut of the profit.
NEW!
92. Tie him up in pretty pink ribbons
93. Dip him in sulfuric acid....ouch...
94. Steal his shoes...
94. Strap hooker shoes to his feet while he sleeps, then scream " Hiei Look OUT THERE'S A YOUKAI!"...then just enjoy the show.
95. Every time you look at him burst out laughing for no apparent reason.
96. Follow him around making car noises for every one of his actions.
97. Every time he gets mad calmly say " Hiei, breathe, In through the nose, Out through the mouth..." do this repeatedly for extreme agitation...
98. Immediately after he finishes drinking something, throw your arms around him and rub & pat his back while saying "Oh what a big boy, now you need to burp, Yes you do, Yes you do!"
99. Every time something bad happens grab the sleeve of his cloak & chew on it nervously.
100. Give him a note that Threatening his sister & tell him its from Kurama!

Hiei: Prepare to die Onna. *ish glowing*

Ashira: Not in the house Hiei...