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 Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 10:17 pm
This originally prompted me to respond with a witty reply. However, it's brought me to another philosophical breakpoint: why is Descartes dead? Perhaps it's merely because his body couldn't sustain life. Or maybe it's because he lost the will to live. Or by random chance, could it have been the Professor in the library with the candlestick?
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 10:08 pm
Mingan Planeswalker Although I fear this may be off-topic, I think that the glass is neither half-full or half-empty. It's just too ******** big. It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty of half full. People just need to shut the hell up and finish their drink before I finish it for them.
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 10:13 pm
Captain_Sipid_Peabody Mingan Planeswalker Although I fear this may be off-topic, I think that the glass is neither half-full or half-empty. It's just too ******** big. It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty of half full. People just need to shut the hell up and finish their drink before I finish it for them.
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 10:20 pm
I just made these with in like an hour and twenty minutes. I love them.ButterBalls "I don't blame religioners. If you were guaranteed internal paradise, what would you do?"
"I never saw why religions did all these bizarre ceremonies to get into heaven."
"Don't confuse spirituality and religion."
"If heaven exists we should all hang ourselves."
"If God exists, I'm suing Christians for libel and slander."
"A pastor told me in a sermon "Let's discuss all the good things God has done for us today." I could have sworn he said "Let's discuss what could things I have done for you today."
"Someone told me to read the bible. I told them I already read Lord of the Rings the other day"
"Someone told me to become a pastor and I agreed. Then they said there's no said and I was like, '******** that.'"
"I had sex with a man when I was six. For that I couldn't get into the front Gates of heaven. So I went around the back and I asked a guy with a trenchcoat if he could get me in. He said, '50 bucks.'"
"I went to Church the other day and listen to a sermon. At the end I said 'Wasn't that the same thing I heard in that cult I joined yesterday?'"
"If heaven exists, I'd be doing a public service in mass murder and should be awarded a metal."
"A holy man locked up someone who killed a man and said 'God will punish you for your sins' And I was like, 'Dude, let's lock up this guy instead. This guy's insane'"
"One day I said, 'Why do you have to believe in God to go to heaven? Bush is in power and I'm still here.'"
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 10:23 pm
Soleq This originally prompted me to respond with a witty reply. However, it's brought me to another philosophical breakpoint: why is Descartes dead? Perhaps it's merely because his body couldn't sustain life. Or maybe it's because he lost the will to live. Or by random chance, could it have been the Professor in the library with the candlestick? Well, according to several philosophies, he isn't dead at all. So there is that. But the main reason he is dead is because of reality control. We don't perceive him as alive, and thus he isn't. Obligatory 1984 reference, Reality is internal. And, actually I think it was the cook in the foyer with the bible.
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:44 pm
If you want to take that route, beyond the pure physical aspect of life, then one has to agree that there are multiple definitions of both death and life. Is death the absense of life, or is it the absense of simply "being." Descartes is certainly not living (I don't recall seeing him kickin' it wit da homies anytime recently), but he's constantly talked about and often referenced on a daily basis, making his "being" very alive. Chew on that.
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 3:04 am
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 10:48 pm
Penises are neglected in discussion? Wow, the thread creator never met my friends before...I mean....um....yes...... And I like how someone uses the word "penii". That is a new one.
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 11:28 pm
AraTeran Penises are neglected in discussion? Wow, the thread creator never met my friends before...I mean....um....yes...... And I like how someone uses the word "penii". That is a new one.
Not new to me. Friends and I made it up a long tim ago.
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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:00 pm
I came to the conclusion this thread has been being neglected for too long.
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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 3:15 pm
Yes. The Cynics thread. Our version of the smelly three-legged dog with mange that nobody wants to touch.
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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 3:22 pm
I guess I stopped being cynical around Christmas. I can give it another go, maybe.
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Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 3:01 pm
Based on the Kinetic-molecular theory in that Tempature in directly proportional to Volume you could infer that as the tempature of the area goes down so will your p***s. Pressure, of course, is 760 mm Hg and staying constant. So, all men could blame p***s size on the tempature of their partner. Therefore, once again, men will just take the fall for something that really isn't their fault.
I win.
Out.
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Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 11:45 pm
There's a new video out in the media depicting Bush and his peeps on the Katrina. There's only one way we can explain this... The people who made that video up are terrorists and should be crucified. To think Bush might actually say something like that is absolutely perposterous and I'm completely appalled and offended people would even have a thought of going against our president. Bush hates black people. Yeah, right.
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:48 pm
This one's for ButterBalls: 
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