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 Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 6:58 pm
Edward: *puts peeps in the mircowave* DIE BUNNIES, DIE!
Alice: *walks in* What are you doing?
Edward: *is covered with marshmellow* uhhh...nothing!
Carsile: *walks in* *sees a marshmellow covered microwave* ohh! Micowave marshmellow! *eats it all*
Alice and Edward: eek
Carsile: *Face is sticky with marhmellows* what?
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 12:00 pm
u guys are gonna be the reason for my death cuz i thought i was gonna die from laughing!! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 2:09 pm
rosalie: omg! bella! let's do each others' nails!!
aro: you people are so... predictable...
jane: EDWARD!!!! i'm so sorry!!!!
demitri: so, anyway, i'm thinkin' about goin' veg...
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 6:46 pm
Bella (to Jacob): Well, I DO have a fetish for fur.
Aro (dancing): I'm too sexy for this robe, too sexy for this robe. So sexy it hurts. >w<'''
Rosalie: Is that a zit!?
Mike (to Bella): Look! I bought this specially made Mike-collar and leash, just for YOU Bella. It even has your phone number on it, in case I get lost. <3
Edward (to Bella): I ALSO have a fetish for fur. xd
****PLOT TWIST****
Charlie (to Bella): Bella, I'd like to introduce you to my new...uh...girlfriend, Victoria.
Renee: Bella, I have something to admit to you. We have almost no secrets, right? Well, Edward and I know each other much DEEPER than you think. >___>'''
Jasper: Actually, I crave feta-cheese more than human blood.
Emmett: Rosalie, Jasper and I have something to tell you. ;DD
Alice: BUT-BUT, Jasper, I'm pregnant! xDDDD
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:42 am
a scene created by my imagination this morning...
jane: grrr feeel the power of my death ray!!! *stares at bella*
Bella: lol that tickles!
Edward:Bells, are you ok?
Jane: *turns her death ray to Edward*
Edward: gah!*falls to ground, twitching*
Bella: *jumps between Jane and Edward*: MY TICKLES!!!!
(my brother: and they call you smart rolleyes )
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:57 pm
katgems
a scene created by my imagination this morning...
jane: grrr feeel the power of my death ray!!! *stares at bella*
Bella: lol that tickles!
Edward:Bells, are you ok?
Jane: *turns her death ray to Edward*
Edward: gah!*falls to ground, twitching*
Bella: *jumps between Jane and Edward*: MY TICKLES!!!!
(my brother: and they call you smart rolleyes )
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:58 pm
[.Ciara.Chi.] Bella (to Jacob): Well, I DO have a fetish for fur.
Aro (dancing): I'm too sexy for this robe, too sexy for this robe. So sexy it hurts. >w<'''
Rosalie: Is that a zit!?
Mike (to Bella): Look! I bought this specially made Mike-collar and leash, just for YOU Bella. It even has your phone number on it, in case I get lost. <3
Edward (to Bella): I ALSO have a fetish for fur. xd
****PLOT TWIST****
Charlie (to Bella): Bella, I'd like to introduce you to my new...uh...girlfriend, Victoria.
Renee: Bella, I have something to admit to you. We have almost no secrets, right? Well, Edward and I know each other much DEEPER than you think. >___>'''
Jasper: Actually, I crave feta-cheese more than human blood.
Emmett: Rosalie, Jasper and I have something to tell you. ;DD
Alice: BUT-BUT, Jasper, I'm pregnant! xDDDD
Amazing! Im dying laughing right now. 'Specially at Aro! xD
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 3:43 pm
Bella: *Is backing away from a hungry Jasper* Uhhh...Edward?
Edward: Not now bella, I lost my PSP!
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Rosaline: Alice, do you know where my pet parot go to?
Alice: *hidding a bloodless parot behind her back* Uh, nope, why are you looking at me like that? You cant prove anything *runs away*
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Emmett: *playing Edward's PSP*
Esme: Jump! X button!
Emmett: Im trying!
Edward: *walks in* *Sees PSP* HEY! THATS MINE!
Esme: Oh...
Emmett: ...Crap
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:37 am
Laken louise Edward:Bella, I have to tell you this before we get any further in our relationship, I don't love you, I love Mike Newton and I'm sorry *Walk's dreamily after Mike* Bella:Antartica sound's like a fun place to move Alice:Jasper you're geting some gut you should work out more Jasper:Frankinstine? I love Frankinstine! Emmett:Wow I didn't relize i married a cow Rosalie:OMG is Bella thinner than me Carlisle:Master it is ready *in realy creepy voice* Esme:.....And then she expected me to clean up after her. I mean can you believe that Charlie:Sure Bella you can become a vampire Ranae:Wedding?At age 18? Why not? I love weddings
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:06 am
XD these are hystarical!
i got nothing, sorry confused
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:08 am
TwilightKitten Bella: *Is backing away from a hungry Jasper* Uhhh...Edward? Edward: Not now bella, I lost my PSP! -------------------------- Rosaline: Alice, do you know where my pet parot go to? Alice: *hidding a bloodless parot behind her back* Uh, nope, why are you looking at me like that? You cant prove anything *runs away* -------------------------- Emmett: *playing Edward's PSP* Esme: Jump! X button! Emmett: Im trying! Edward: *walks in* *Sees PSP* HEY! THATS MINE! Esme: Oh... Emmett: ...Crap LAMO!!!!!!!!!! sorry, i just saw this post. love the psp thing xd
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:12 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:48 pm
Carlisle and Esme: They're creepy and they're kooky,
Rosalie and Emmett: Mysterious and spooky
Alice and Jasper: they're all together ooky,
Bella and Edward: The Cullen family!
All: *snap snap*
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:57 pm
OMG! I LOVE THESE! heart blaugh rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:59 pm
Edward: Bella, i have something to tell you . . . You know how I told you I watch you sleep at night?
Bella: yeah?
Edward:I lied. I'm secretly a dancer for the new strip club!
Bella: OMG! I thought it was you in that feathered boa!
Bella: . . . Since I'm your girlfriend, do i get a free lap dance?
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