I read the whole thread and heres some you didn't put:
Sephiroth: Ack OMG! A GREY HAIR!!!!!
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Cloud: *Looking in the mirror* Whose a sexy beast? yes I am! Oh yes i am *Starts posing*
Tifa:
eek ______________________
*Seph and Cloud battleing*
Cloud: Hiiiiiyah! *hits Sephiroth's hand*
Seph *Drops Masumune* OW OW OW!!!
crying waaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Cloud: Wha???
eek Seph: You...you meanie you broke my NAIL!!!!
crying _________________________________________
*When Tifa and Cloud are in the car in Gold Saucer*
Tifa: Cloud are you okay?
Cloud: ...
Tifa: Tries to wave her hand in fron of his face but cuts her hand instead* OW!
eek Cloud: *Blinks* How did you do that?
Tifa: I cut my hand on you HAIR!!!!
eek (Yup clouds hair is a VERY dangourious weapon
xd )
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Cloud: *Make sure no ones looking*
ninja coast is clear...
Tifa: *comes in* Cloud what are you...OMG!!!!
eek Cloud: Uh *Is wearing the dress he wore in Don corneo's mansion* JENOVA MADE ME DO IT!!
crying Tifa:....
eek (LMAO Everyone is quick to blame the ailen!
xd )
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*When Seph kills Aries*
Seph: Mwahahahahahaha....
twisted Cloud: what the? ARIES!!
eek Seph: *Whisperes* Oh s**t busted *Hides sword*
scream I DIDN'T DO IT! NO ONE SAW ME DO IT! YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *Runs off like a maniac*
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Actually the last one i can see Seph doing lol!
Enjoy if you can lol!