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 Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 5:58 pm
HA! You fight well, my advirsary. Too bad I have to kill you!
You have no idea what you're up against, anti-me. PANDA POWER, DEATHWATCH GAURD BAMBOO STRIKE!!! *pulls bamboo stick from no where and knocks anti-self through a wall*
*rises from rubble of wall laughing* So this is the Panda, Sword-Captian of the Deathwatch Gaurd? I'll show you a thing or two about my own strength! POLAR BEAR POWER, ARTIC CLAW STRIKE!!! *slashs at Akukazi and blasts him with freezing cold ice, knocking him to the ground covered in snow*
Bob and Anti-Bob: *still staring*
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 7:11 pm
*above all the fighing on the alter the two anti-of-eachother Ruins face off*
anti-ruin: it's looks as though your still wearing those rediculase outfits!
Ruin: Well at lest I'm not wearing a dress.. (yet) *points to anit-Ruin's white robes*
anti-ruin: FOR THE LAST TIME IT'S NOT A DRESS IT'S A ROBE!!
Ruin: whatever monk boy....
anit-ruin: I'M A CLEARIC DAMN YOU!!
Ruin: sorry, I already am.
anri Ruin: THEN I'LL SEND YOU BACK FROM WENCE YOU CAME!!
*the vampire and clearic begain their duel to the death... er... second death is one case*
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 7:15 pm
*poof, and I appear in the room* be gone with you foul anti-bananaphone a large green flames shoot from my body blinding the anti-banaphone and causes them to run off into the corner and cower under my voice* I am DragonsFeather, Lord of the bananaphone, god of the banana. These are my followers, and I wil smite all that come in there way and impede on my wishes. YOU*points to anti-ruin* Where is the deck, or shall i unleash more of my asome powers on your poor weak minds! no one can stand against my powers, just look who i have as my followers! Ruin, hunters of the night and demi-god! Lord Panda, as my personal gurd, who can smite almost as well as i can, Bob...who can open doors! Those are a few of my followers, and they follow because i am great, and the banana-phone rules all!!!!!!
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 7:21 pm
*slowly walks into the room* Heloe dragonsFeather, its been a while.
You, its been a while, i am surprised to see you again, i deafeted you last time we meet and I will defeat you again.
sure you will, but my power has grown, and I to have followers
your follwrs are slaves, mine are willing, we shall win this war
*draws sword* will you*charges at me
*draws my swords and charges into combat and begins a sword fight* I will win, for i am stronger...and godlyier then you!*knocks down DragonsFin* Now leave!
Yu won this time, but never again! We will return, stronger! ATTACK*he runs away into the shadows*
My work is done, Ruin, retrieve the Duck and reutrn to Castle Banana, but finish these losers off first, send DragonsFin a lesson.*poof and I disappear with a blinding yellow light*
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 7:36 pm
ruin:... Oh man!! >.< he thinks he sooooo cool with all his flames an stuff!! when I get stringer I'm gona *WHAM* OUCH!!! WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR!?!?!?!?
anti-ruin: HAVE YOU FORGOTEN ME?!?!
Ruin:.... I wish I could forget your ugly face.....
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 9:38 pm
*fight is put on pause for DragonsFeather's brief intrusion...both Rori and Anti-Rori stare in wonder and bewilderment as he vanishes*
Rori: *to Piere* Il m'oublie. *sniffle* Oh well, I'm over it! Come here you piece of anti-banana crap, I'd like your a** to meet my six-inch hooker-boot high heel!
Anti-Rori: Wait couldn't we settle this calmly? *Piere shakes head* How about we all play a nice game of parcheesie?
Rori: eek She's kidding right?
Monkey: Non, elle est bete.
Rori: True.
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 9:42 pm
ruin: *in head lock with anti-ruin* tell me she's brighter then that...
anti-ruin: *sigh* not really.....
ruin:... ah... back to the death grip?
anit-ruin: sure... why not...
*back to death grip*
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 10:00 pm
Anti-monkey: You know, this entire problem could all be solved by simple mathematics. If the anti-phones are A and the regular-phones are P, you simply take the square root of 42 and multiply it by Y to equal A then you solve for A using the SOHKAHTOA theorm and after you divide P into the square root of 187 times 22 and subtract 365 from 1,971, factoring in C, then you solve for X. It's really quite simple.
Rori: eek *both monkey and Rori blink in stunned silence* I have a plan. Piere huddle.....*wraps arm around piere...much whispering*
Anti-Rori: I wonder what they are doing?
Rori: Got it? *Piere nods* Okay, break! *Rori removes a boot and begins wailing on Anti-Rori. Piere scurries in front of anti-monkey*
Piere: *begins singing very very VERY off key* Mal a la tete...a....Je suis mal a tete...a... mal a la tete...a...trouvez un docteur.....*repeat*
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 10:05 pm
ruin: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!
anti-ruin: *covering ears* NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 10:44 pm
Rori: ALL BANANA PHONE FOLLOWERS COVER YOUR EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep screeching monkey!!!! You're killing them!!!!!
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 7:48 am
anti-ruin: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! THE PAIN!!!!!
Ruin: WHAT WAS THAT?!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 5:03 pm
me: *covers ears*
...
*looks at dying felix*
.__.
...
*looks away*
...
*looks back at dying felix*
*gasp!!!* O.O FEEEELLLLIIIXXXX!!!!
*runs over and picks up limp felix and stuffs cotton in her ears*
BE ALIIIIIVEEE!!!
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 5:06 pm
ruin: ENOUGH!!!! *throws rock and hits the singing monkey and stops the singing!*
anti-ruin: THANK GOD!!
ruin: gods. it's plueral
anit-ruin: ONE GOD!!
Ruin: ... s.....
anti-ruin: DIE!!!!
ruin: is that the "peaceful way" of your "god"?
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 8:17 pm
me: *taking cotton out of felix's ears* wait..i thought the monkey was on our side..
felix: jumps up and hisses at monkey, looks at unconscious anit-felix, and begins licking paws*
me: watching ruin kick a**
.______.
*looks over at anti-self*
...
*pulls out popcorn*
want some?
< 3nodding >
*eats popcorn w/ anti-self and watches them fight*
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 8:21 pm
so...maybe i should, like...get the rubber duck? O.o
...
wow, now i must ponder...
sexy-ness of lord bananna phone said to get it..
but he told ruin..
but ruin's fighting..
but she probably wants to get it after she kicks a**..
...i hate decisions!!! >.<
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