Die Boseburg - The BoE's Private Castle

[Mr Legion]

*Flinches as crotch is hit by PGGB, acid and liquid nitrogen, in that order*

whee It's not a good day for my future grandchildren. Little help? sweatdrop  

[animus]

Mr Legion

*Flinches as crotch is hit by PGGB, acid and liquid nitrogen, in that order*

whee It's not a good day for my future grandchildren. Little help? sweatdrop

oohhh... looks like it hurts. Well i might as well put it outta it's misery. *opens helpfull briefcase that just happen to be sitting on a table which happens to be next to him* aha! here it is! *raises large butcher's knife in the air* aight Legion, come 'ere, it won't hurt... much, I promise^^. Hey, it's either this or i'll have to send Mr. Cota on ya, and trust me, you don't want that.  

[NECRO DISASTER]

Hang on, actually. I forgot, Legion might be ok, since his body isn't actually classed as alive, the liquid nitrogen might not affect him...  

[Mystrunner]

Yeah, that and the pants are reinforced with, what? Kevlar? And lead, too.

That court order was pretty persistant... sweatdrop  

[Mr Legion]

Yeah. But I still say that case wasn't settled to my satisfaction. Too many witnesses changing their testimony overnight. Odd business. stare Hang on...

*Wriggles a little. Pants creak a little, then the crust of ash, bubbling acid and hardened nitrogen crumbles off*

Not a mark! Of course, I have to have a parole officer present when I unzip to go to the lavvie. sweatdrop But I think this makes up for that, eh?  

[animus]

Mr Legion

Yeah. But I still say that case wasn't settled to my satisfaction. Too many witnesses changing their testimony overnight. Odd business. stare Hang on...

*Wriggles a little. Pants creak a little, then the crust of ash, bubbling acid and hardened nitrogen crumbles off*

Not a mark! Of course, I have to have a parole officer present when I unzip to go to the lavvie. sweatdrop But I think this makes up for that, eh?

*sees that Mr. Legion isn't all that serious of pain. Looks saddened and lowers the butchers knife* Fine... I see how it is. *storms out of the room into the closet and slams the door shut*  

[Mr Legion]

Hey now, don't be that way! You can cut me a little bit...

3nodding whee xd  

[Jadeelf]

Awwww, is he grumpy 'cause he couldn't hrt the Legionsy...? Poor kid... ( lol )  

[NECRO DISASTER]

Yeah, if you wanna hurt Legion, you gotta do it like this...

*Opens the curtains, allowing natural light to spill onto Legion.*  

[Mr Legion]

*Cringes slightly*

stressed That feels uncomfortably like 'AM' sunlight. I should be asleep.

*Crashes on a couch, starts to snore*  

[Rivkeh]

Aww... he's so cute when he's prone  

[Jadeelf]

You could always stick him with some pins... *produces a pincushion out of seemingly nowhere and hands it to Riv*  

[NECRO DISASTER]

Or slap him inna face.  

[Mystrunner]

*Shakes Legion urgently.*

Sir! Sir! They're plotting again! Sir! gonk  

[NECRO DISASTER]

Shhhh!!!! Plot! Us! Never...


Happy Birthday to me!