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 Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:54 pm
Granted. You get one anyway.
I wish these fecking teenage horomones would settle down and let me develop a romantic relationship in peace!
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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:21 pm
Granted. But your hormones calm down so much that you are not attracted sexually to anyone. And so find no reason to pursue romantic relationships.
I wish I would stop spilling shock onto my clothing. (It bleaches it)
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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 8:43 pm
PickleBoy Granted. But your hormones calm down so much that you are not attracted sexually to anyone. And so find no reason to pursue romantic relationships. I wish I would stop spilling shock onto my clothing. (It bleaches it) Granted, you stop spilling Shock onto your clothing, and start spilling actual bleach instead.
A side note..what is Shock? Is that some kind of soda?
I wish that the sky were red, and that grass was blue.
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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 8:49 pm
Sanguvixen PickleBoy Granted. But your hormones calm down so much that you are not attracted sexually to anyone. And so find no reason to pursue romantic relationships. I wish I would stop spilling shock onto my clothing. (It bleaches it) Granted, you stop spilling Shock onto your clothing, and start spilling actual bleach instead.
A side note..what is Shock? Is that some kind of soda?
I wish that the sky were red, and that grass was blue. Granted. You are purple. (Also, shock is a chemical c**k-tale you use in cleaning swimming pools, I believe.) I wish for survival during a football practice test run on Fry day!
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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:07 pm
addseale2 Granted. You are purple. (Also, shock is a chemical c**k-tale you use in cleaning swimming pools, I believe.) I wish for survival during a football practice test run on Fry day! Granted, but football no longer exists. I wish I had better chair.
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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:27 pm
SmurfsonAcid addseale2 Granted. You are purple. (Also, shock is a chemical c**k-tale you use in cleaning swimming pools, I believe.) I wish for survival during a football practice test run on Fry day! Granted, but football no longer exists. I wish I had better chair. Granted, you now have the best chair in the world, but it's balanced precariously at the top of the CN tower. (Don't move! mrgreen ) I wish Addseale would learn to spell such words as "cocktail" and "Friday" without forgetting any other word spellings. Also, that nothing bad happens directly to me. (I like to be specific.)
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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:33 pm
(Yes, shock is like a big dose of chlorine. Its the same chemical compound as bleach. Basically, it is bleach. So basically... I did bleach my clothing... alas... v.v)
Granted. But since nothing bad ever happens to you, nothing good ever happens either.
I wish I could get a pass to a gym without having to sign a contract.
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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:42 pm
PickleBoy (Yes, shock is like a big dose of chlorine. Its the same chemical compound as bleach. Basically, it is bleach. So basically... I did bleach my clothing... alas... v.v) Granted. But since nothing bad ever happens to you, nothing good ever happens either. I wish I could get a pass to a gym without having to sign a contract. Granted, but you have to sleep with your gym teacher. Those stupid theists would realize that physics alone disproves creationism, and not just biology.
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 12:01 am
Granted. But then they create a new "science" called Universiarism (or some lame thing like that) and try to make it so that gravity and the center of the universe are all revolving around a god because the god is so large its mass is enough to make the universe revolve around it and blah blah blah.
I wish I had enough confidence to hit on someone. Preferably someone good looking. Who liked me as well. v.v
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 12:08 am
PickleBoy Granted. But then they create a new "science" called Universiarism (or some lame thing like that) and try to make it so that gravity and the center of the universe are all revolving around a god because the god is so large its mass is enough to make the universe revolve around it and blah blah blah. I wish I had enough confidence to hit on someone. Preferably someone good looking. Who liked me as well. v.v Granted, it's me. (Also, your tastes change, so you now think I'm hot.) . . . (I'm not, by the way.) I wish everyone had a 5th level superpower. (Five is the lowest level, and is something like hightened senses, or knowing what's going to happen .66 seconds into the future.)
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:13 am
Phoebos PickleBoy Granted. But then they create a new "science" called Universiarism (or some lame thing like that) and try to make it so that gravity and the center of the universe are all revolving around a god because the god is so large its mass is enough to make the universe revolve around it and blah blah blah. I wish I had enough confidence to hit on someone. Preferably someone good looking. Who liked me as well. v.v Granted, it's me. (Also, your tastes change, so you now think I'm hot.) . . . (I'm not, by the way.) I wish everyone had a 5th level superpower. (Five is the lowest level, and is something like hightened senses, or knowing what's going to happen .66 seconds into the future.) Granted...but now people are going to war with each other over which superpower is the best.
I wish that cats ruled the world.
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:40 am
Granted. But then the parakeets overthrow the evil feline rulers, and now the avian overminds kill you.
I wish I was orange.
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 12:02 pm
Granted. But you turn into an orange to become orange. But oranges are my favorite fruit so I eat you. Mmm.
I wish I had enough courage to walk right into a place and demand a job. (Job hunting is bad v.v)
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 12:40 pm
PickleBoy Granted. But you turn into an orange to become orange. But oranges are my favorite fruit so I eat you. Mmm. I wish I had enough courage to walk right into a place and demand a job. (Job hunting is bad v.v) Granted, but everyone else gets the courage, so it's just as hard. I wish I had an apple.
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 12:42 pm
SmurfsonAcid PickleBoy Granted. But you turn into an orange to become orange. But oranges are my favorite fruit so I eat you. Mmm. I wish I had enough courage to walk right into a place and demand a job. (Job hunting is bad v.v) Granted, but everyone else gets the courage, so it's just as hard. I wish I had an apple. Granted, but when you bite into the apple you find out the hard way that the apple is rotten inside and filled with maggots.
I wish I had a Pizza.
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