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 Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:31 am
Doorman: "You're twins?"
Aphrodite and Gabrielle (in Swedish accents): "Ya."
Aphrodite: "Identical."
Doorman: "So how come you're taller than she is?"
*They turn to look at each other. Gabrielle's hat knocks Aphrodite's hat over Aphrodite's eyes. They ignore it.*
Aphrodite: "Tis simple: I got da looks, und mine sister got...umm."
Gabrielle hits her.
Aphrodite: "Muscules!"
It's such a great ep for quoting! Ha!
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 4:11 pm
"Goooo Horsie!"
Xena in The Furies
"Hope and Ares?"
"Why yes, Gabrielle. It would seem that your daughter's in heat."
Gabrielle and Callisto in Sacrifice II
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 4:38 pm
Xena to Haphestus: "If you're the god of arts and crafts, what do you do for a hobby?"
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:56 pm
Xena: "Gabrielle, what's goin' on?"
Gabrielle: "I woke up. I-- I took a bath. Uh-- I know I put my shirt
on that tree. It's just gone. It doesn't make any sense--
unless an animal took it. You know? A-a-a fashionable beaver
or-- or-- oh, you didn't."
Xena: "Gabrielle. I was in a hurry. We ran out of rope."
Episode: If The Shoe Fits.....
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:05 pm
"Like your breasts aren't dangerous enough."
-Gabrielle, Dreamworker.
I wanted to write her little speech to the log when she was playing with Xena's sword, but it was too long for me to remember. lol.
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:31 pm
Gabrielle: “You think you’re man enough to test my blade? Do you? Your
type are all cowards! I’ve met and defeated tens of hundreds of
your type! So, come on. Make your move. Or, are you waiting
for me to make the first move? First mistake? Well, that’s
_your_ first mistake, waiting for my mistake! ‘Cause I don’t
make mistakes! (swings sword into tree stump) Hah! Huh! Let that be a lesson to you.”
Xena: “Are you finished with my sword?”
Gabrielle: “Don’t do that!”
Xena: “This is not a plaything.”
Gabrielle: “I said I’d get some wood. I didn’t say how I was going to
get it.”
Xena: “You’re lucky the tree was unarmed. You could’ve been hurt.”
Gabrielle: “Maybe I wouldn’t if someone would teach me how to use it?”
Xena: “No.”
Episode: Dreamworker
.......PS.......Whoosh has transcripts so you can copy and paste whatever scene you want.
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:51 pm
Gabrielle I said I’d get some wood. I didn’t say how I was going to get it.
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:20 pm
Autolycus: Hey Xena. It's just a lousy, little ruby. It's not
even worth talkin' about! They won't even know that it's gone."
Soldier's Voice: "Look! The ruby! It's gone!"
Autolycus: "Aw-w-w. All right!" (throws Ruby)
Soldier's Voice: "The ruby! It's back!"
Autolycus: "I gave it back! You happy now?!"
Meg: "What are ya! Stupid or somethin'?! That thing was worth
a fortune!" (Hits Autolycus)
Joxer: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, Meg-- ya little minx, ya.
Sorry, he's usually a brilliant thief."
Autolycus: "Meg, who's Meg?"
Meg: "Meg's me-- and who's brilliant?! `Cause it ain't you, Mr.
Stinky!"
Jox: "Hey! She fooled ya, didn't she?! Ya thought she
was Xena-- but she's not. She's Meg. Hey-- got a proposition
for ya."
Episode: Key to the Kingdom
Another Great Meg episode!!
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:57 pm
"Is that a hickey?!"
- Joxer in Been There, Done That
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 6:09 pm
Ares: "We're looking at a hovel!"
Xena: "Look-- here-- I carved my initial in this pole-- here."
Gabrielle: "Let's see. Huh! It's still there."
Xena: "My grandma used to sit in this chair. She'd rock and she'd
tell us stories of the Olympian gods."
Ares: "Bet you never thought you'd grow up to kill most of them,
did ya?"
Episode: Old Ares Had a Farm
That episode had a lot of great lines........
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 6:48 pm
"even in death, gabrielle, I will never leave you"~XENA
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:39 am
From Fins Femmes and Gems (which I am watching right now)
Xena- This is the ultimate fantasy.
Gabby- I am the ultimate fantasy.
Joxer- Ugh ugh.
lol
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:42 am
Gabrielle talking to Joxer
Oh you'd like that wouldnt you? No I'm sorry Joxer. I take off my clothes, I could kill you. Beauty can do that. (Behind Gabby Joxer the ape man is sniffing her LOL)
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:28 pm
There Are Two Kinds Of Tears; Ones For Those Who Leave You...
Ooooh My GOD! I just watched ‘Deja Vu All over Again’ and I remember not liking it...but I just watched it again...and frig I LOVE it!
This quote actually made me bawl...seeing as how it was after they died in IOM, and man...it got me.
“Xena, life is eternal, it has no beginning, and no end, the loving friends we meet on our journey return to us time after time, we never die because we were never really born,” – Deja Vu all over again
And Ones For Those You Can't Let Go
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:40 pm
"I lost Icus!"
-Gabrielle, Altared States
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