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 Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 7:49 am
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A squat, fat drone who looks like he was sat on multiple times, climbs his way up to the podium, huffing gently. After three tries, he manages to grab the microphone, and wheezes into it. "We have four contestants that are currently in ties for trophies. Will Sinter Heilig, Larque Skopos, Zeffer Siroco and Eostre Diazzi please make their way to the stage! Thank you, thank you."
As the trolls make their way through the crowds and to the cleared out center, they can each see that a ... special challenge has been prepared for them in advance.
Sinter and Larque
Quote: A small hill has been packed together out of snow. At the top, two heavily reinforced sleds sit. At the bottom, a sign has been placed. "WARNING! LIVE EXPLOSIVES" Examining the hill closely, and you will see little red lights flashing on and off under the snow, and a quiet, menacing beeping. Hung on each sled is a notice. 'Ride me.' WELL THEN. Please choose one out of the four options below for steering your sled down the landmine-covered slope. If you get to the bottom with your sled unscathed, you will take second place. If not, you take third place and a medical drone is on standby for any emergencies.1. Go straight ahead, maybe the path right in front of you is clear. Anyway, if you get up enough speed, you should be safe. 2. Zigzag madly, AHHHH EXPLOSIVES AHHH!!! WHYYYYY AHHHH OOHH HELP AAHH MOTHER GRUB WHYYY 3. Sled down the opposite side. You climbed up that way, so it should be safe?? Yeah. There's no way they'd plant any there. 4. Push the sled down without getting into it. You can slide down behind on your rear, once the explosions have stopped.
Zeffer and Eostre
Quote: There is a table. And on it, two pies. Not just any pies, but enormous, monstrous pies. Gargantuan pies. Godzilla pies. Pies that could have been created at the dawn of the universe. These pies have seen some s**t. You can hear the table creak and groan quietly under them, as if threatening to break under the weight any moment. In front of them is simply a placard that reads 'Eat me.' Please roll 1d12 each. The troll with the higher roll will take first place, and the lower roll will take second. Of course ... if you roll a 12, the same rule applies as in the game. You ate to much and automatically get second!
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purplerosesbeauty rolled 1 12-sided dice:
9
Total: 9 (1-12)
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Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 8:14 am
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Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:34 pm
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Sinter Heilig: Option #2
Sinter paled (as much as he was able). Having one's name called by a drone was very rarely a good experience. He nervously pushed his way to the front of the crowd, only to be rerouted to the top of a hill overlooking-
OH HELL NO.
"No. NO, no, no, no, no, no," Sinter practically vibrated with muttered protests. And yet, he took one forlorn look back towards the crowd of spectators and his mind was made up. He'd made it this far out of fear of looking cowardly (though at this point, "having a sense of self-preservation" would have been more accurate terminology). There was no point in being inconsistent now.
Sinter took a seat inside the armored sled. This contraption was was different than his saucer. Sinter missed it already. Would he even be able to maneuver this thing? The tiniest glimmer of hope within Sinter told him maybe, just maybe, he could go around the land mines?
Now was the time to find out. Sinter kicked off at the starting signal and sped the whole way down screaming.
At the very least, the sled was capable of turning just fine. On the other hand, A TRACK COVERED IN LIVE EXPLOSIVES.
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kamileunaire rolled 1 12-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-12)
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Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:54 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 1:11 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 1:34 pm
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seekingCylem Third place.Zigzagging would have be a good idea if the goal was to cover as much ground as possible on the way down. Unfortunately, that was exactly the opposite of what was recommended. As clouds of smoke billow up from the craters you've caused, you slide slowly across the finish line, your sled black and smoking, with heavy dents along the side. A medical drone hurries forward and throws a blanket over you, extinguishing any small fires that might have been burning.
Kamileunaire Second place!As your massive, heavy sled picks up speed, it begins to barrel down the slope like a torpedo. Behind you, you can hear the explosions and feel the heat from the detonations you've caused, but you're going so fast you don't get caught in the blast! You shoot past the finish line, and actually keep going for a few feet, until the crowds of watching trolls form a handy stopping point as you crash into them. |
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Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 2:18 pm
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The awards ceremony begins similarly to the previous Bloodfest. Trolls climb on stage, three at a time, to be presented with their scarves and trophies. Then they troop off, children staggering under the weight of their enormous cups, and the next set files on. However, at the end, rather than the gold winners being called back on stage, a large shelving unit is wheeled on stage. In it, is sparkly things galore. From weapons to watches, scarves to back scratchers, it's overflowing with various different prizes. Each object has a tag hanging down so it is visible, bearing a unique number on it.
The announcer drone shuffles out of the way, so the prizes are fully visible, and flips to a new page on his speech notes.
"Prizes are as follows! We have two military grade weapons, four makeover coupons, and six mystery trinkets. If you have won any trophy at all, please write down your preference, and we will be drawing prizes from a hat, from gold winners to bronze winners. Thank you!"
PRIZE RULES
Quote: YOU MAY ONLY WIN ONE PRIZE!! If you have multiple trolls that have won multiple games, you must choose which one you will be picking the prize for. They will all get trophies, of course.For preference, please write down which prize you would like to receive, from the most to the least. We will roll on the gold winners, then silver, then bronze to determine the order of choice. The military grade weapons give the troll wielding them a constant +1 to attacks in battle rps. For the sake of ease, please assume that the weapons on display are the same kind as your troll wields. The makeover coupons allow you to request one small edit to your troll's image. Small edits include tattoos, piercings, jewellery, scars, anything that can be layered easily over existing art. The mystery trinkets are a mystery~~ ? 0 ? they might be battle trinkets, rp opportunities, or maybe the legendary useless piece of trash! [b]HAND OVER THE LOOT![/b]
[b]MY TROLL IS:[/b] name
[b]MY TROLL WON:[/b] event
[b]MY TROLL CAME:[/b] 1st/2nd/3rd
[b]MY PRIZE PREFERENCES ARE:[/b]
CLAIMING YOUR MEMENTO SCARF
Quote: If you'd like to receive a scarf with trophies on it from all the events you participated in, please post this code for each troll you'd like to get one for. If your troll participated in four or more events, they will receive a little MVP badge! [b]I PARTICIPATED IN BLOODFEST AND ALL I GOT WAS TONNES OF PRIZES.[/b]
[b]MY TROLL IS:[/b] name
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Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 2:31 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 2:48 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 2:50 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 2:53 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 3:04 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 3:41 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 3:58 pm
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