America waited for Kostya to bring the goods with growing impatience and then things happened. One moment she was a Handsome Ginger Butler and then next she was a Handsome Gingerbread Butler. Her frosted-on face scowled direly as she looked around for the Red Scarce.
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 3:45 am
At this point in her existence, Mimsy had existed as many different classifications of life, including a poptart cat and a sky elf. She was never thrilled by those abrupt reiterations of herself, and she would absolutely not approve of the fact that she was now a cookie, of all things.
But when she opened her eyes to determine why this suddenly felt kind of off, and realized that she was a) made of gingerbread and b) trying to kiss a snowman-Robert, she was almost entirely unaffected. Largely because being so sweet made her so happy that she wanted to make adorable girly noises. She was able to refrain, for the most part, until another realization prompted a disgustingly cute gasp and noise of disappointment.
"Oh no...now the quantifying process has been disrupted..." For about half a second after she trailed off it seemed as if she might drift into melancholy discouragement, until she got a sugary twinkle in her eyes. "No matter! We'll just start over when it's all settled and the variables are normal again!"
She wrapped her gingerbread arms around his neck and leaned back.
"I feel molecularly saccharine - like, reaaaally. Do I look delicious? 'Cause you..."
There was meant to be another of her flawless attempts at a joke there, but it was so hilarious that she began to giggle so hard that she almost fell off of his lap. It might have been possible to catch the words 'look cool' through the giggles and occasional snort of laughter, if he listened closely.
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Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:23 am
Quinn had discovered something a little on accident, and not from lack of trying.... that being?
Sitting down as a deer is freaking awkward.
He had thought about sitting down in the snow, like he was earlier before the snow arrived... but was finding his newly acquired deer-legs making that nearly impossible. Oddly instead of being frustrated, a rather girly laugh escaped from his snout. Still giggling, he stood up and moved away, his lengthy white coat dragging along the ground and bringing some of its contents with him as a plow would, only on a lesser scale and in reverse.
Clearly the snow just wanted to be friends.
Still though he found all these new smells to be stronger than usual. Pine, Gingerbread, and oddly some peppermint... The smell of the sugar being too enticing, he only stopped walking once he realized one of the gingerbread people was right in front of him. Facing their back, he was still feeling happier than normal. Not a single care in the world!
....So they would be okay with him taking a little bite of their hair, right?
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Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:41 am
The elation that Mimsy was currently experiencing prevented her from focusing on more than a few things, and the deer behind her was not one of them. It was a little too easy to mistake her movements and cheerfulness as evidence to the contrary, so it truly didn't seem as if she had any protests to his intentions.
She appeared to be so okay with her hair being eaten, in fact, that she seemed to be urging him to sate his sweet tooth: she shifted from all of the laughter, and one of the sugary braids dipped closer to him. The edges looked a little less burnt than the top did (in some bizarre defiance of oven baking) which very clearly meant that they were the tastiest part.
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Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:16 am
Somewhere, under the cloudy joy-filled cotton candy currently stuffed in his head, a warning bell was sounding off.
But thats exactly what the happy mood was muffling out, so any warning he might have listened to previously was now ignored. The idea of SUGAR just sounded way too good right now. Sure he had eaten ice cream before, but he wanted more sweets. The gingerbread (wo)man in front of him was made entirely of sugar, hows that for tempting? Stretching his head up the deer sniffed the sugary sweetness of Mimsy's hair... and took a small bite.
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Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:25 am
"See, he's a proper snowman. Carrot nose and everything. I can't even tell what I'm supposed to be."
Harrison didn't have any moral sympathy for ice cream.
"Not as far as I'm concerned. I know I'm not ice cream, anyhow."
He looked at the two if them with icy, irritable benevolence.
Then he slowly took out his wallet.
The wallet, and the items inside it, were also made of snow.
"Figures," he said.
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Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:31 am
Rep carefully eyed the snowy wallet. He didn't even know where his wallet had gone to, all he had was a coat, his bandages, phone and a lot of fur.
"Snow joke." he said, with as straight a face as being a reindeer permitted.
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:47 am
"With the wings and the robe, you might be a snow angel," Jordan offered. "I mean, that's not quite what you usually mean by snow angel, but it seems logical enough."
He looked at the wallet and its snowy contents. He looked at Rep. He looked back at Harrison. "Cold hard cash," he said.
Roland didn't plan on doing much outside today, he was crossing the fields when it happened. The snow simply appeared overhead and dropped him to the ground with a solid WHUMP. When he got back up everything seemed okay except his skin was a lot darker.
And crunchy.
Did he smell ginger bread? Wiping the snow from his now gumdrop eyes he blinked. Was that an elf? Talking to a deer? And a snow angel? To a snow man? And why did they all sound like hunters he knew?
Ro looked down at his hands again and dared to lick one. He tasted of gingerbread.
".....Oh what the hell did we break now?"
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Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:03 am
Ripley choked at Finn's accusations, and stared at his friend in disbelief. "What? No. There's no cradle robbing going on, are you kidding?" But he did sink a little lower in his seat and, for a moment, considered smacking his forehead off the table. Besides, he grumbled under his breath, she'd be legal in nine months. Not that he was counting, or really considered counting for the reason Finn was accusing him of at this point, but it did make him feel a lot less creepy this way.
"They are trouble." That he could agree with, without muttering or feeling like a dirty old man at the age of twenty-three. His gaze shifted to Fini as she approached, and though he smiled at her he couldn't help but feel a large sense of impending doom. One that was entirely justified as they started on their lover's spat that lasted right through the blinding white and the sudden change in, well, everyone.
The tree-with-glasses looked on impassively, like a tree should.
"I'm glad we did this, this was a good day." The sarcasm in his voice was clear. Today sucked. First he was denied the plethora of pretty girls (sorry Fini, you didn't count because of Finn), then the accusation of being a cradle robber, then the lover's spat, and now he felt like an evergreen tree. It was a fantastic day.
A day that was even better when he tried to hop backwards, and ended up toppling over another tree, which was apparently snoring behind him.
"So awesome." And then he just laid there, because that's what trees did until someone was nice enough to help him up. Oh. Wait. What if this tree was a person-tree, just like he was? "Err - Hi?"
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Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 3:30 pm
Noah had heard the ice cream truck; who hadn't, after all? Upon arriving, though, he'd been presented with a dilemma: to actually get ice cream, he was going to have to go over there and talk to one of the Sun hunters in outfits, which was a prospect that was more than a little terrifying.
He'd just about managed to gather his nerve when Allan did the thing. When the weird whiteness cleared, there was snow everywhere, the buildings looked like gingerbread houses, and the people looked ... different. Noah looked down with a sense of apprehension.
"What, what do you mean?" Shiloh asked, but he had a suspicion of what Ian was talking about. His chair was already much too big and as he twisted around to try and get a look at himself, there was the sound of tinkling bells and a feeling of clothing that was just a wee bit too tight.
Shiloh looked down, and where he had been once wearing baggy clothes, he was now wrapped in candy cane tights and a form-fitting tunic, topped off with a very festive sort of shawl over his shoulders, and the cutest little boots.
A bark of laughter escaped him, and he nearly toppled right out of his chair.
"What the hell," he said between laughs, sizing up his now winged snowy boyfriend. "Did you know you turned into Ian the snowman? Well, I think... You have some big things coming out of your back- Oh my god, you're a snow angel."
He was laughing again.
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Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 7:33 pm
Still munching on the sweet confection that used to be part of Mimsys hair, the deers ears swiveled around as he noticed some familiar voices.
His head soon followed, a rather doe-eyed expression on his face as he recognized them. Ian and Shiloh!
He didn't even take noticed that they were different...really they looked totally normal! Almost as normal as a deer in a hunter coat, which was perfectly normal! Trotting up from behind, Quinndeer poked his nose in to one of 'iangels' wings. "Iaaannnn you have wings theyaresopretty." He felt himself resisting the urge to also take a bite of them... that might be cold. Cold wasn't always good...
"Shiloh when you get so small and adoraabbllee." A pause. "YOUR EARS ARE POINTY!" The deers attention now on the elf, he tilted his head and stared at Shiloh intently.
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Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 10:41 pm
Ian couldn't even get the words out, he was laughing so hard - and it had been a long time since either of them had had anything to laugh about. It felt good, and it felt open, Ian looking at Shiloh again and losing himself in a fresh fit of the giggles.
"Snow angel what the ********> he croaked out. "You're...well, you're tiny, I swear, I can't even - "
Something nudged him from behind, and Ian twisted, catching sight of a...deer...a deer that was wearing a coat that looked very suspicious and very familiar all at once.
"Quinn?" Ian said, staring at him. "Um."
Then he burst out laughing again, snow falling from his head.
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