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keiifuu

PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:26 pm


"If asking doesn't work, I can always suffocate him with my chest." Madeline supplied dryly to Gale.

"While you're at, you should find out if he has any games on his phone too. I've got dibs."


kurotomato
PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:27 pm


Lex gave Dakota a very long stare, trying his best not to chuckle at all the innuendo in that sentence.

"I think your sword would be a bit too flat...we could try your head, though."

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:28 pm




Rep looked up and uncomfortably cleared his throat. "Well aye I wanted to break it but like, purely for like. Structural reasons, a stress test. That's all. But someone's already tried and gave up. Why, is that a challenge?"

PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:28 pm


kurotomato
Text to Gale: Ummmm Tell Mark I'll make him DOUBLE the avengers cooks, Star wars cookies, and even a Mark is awesome cake if he tells you what happened? Mark is very nice when you give him things, maybe he knows?


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:29 pm


chimarii
Listen here Mark. I'm going to lower the scarf so you can talk, but anything above a whisper gets a kick your jewels from Kat, and I will personally destroy your action figure. Additionally I will tell Caelius you were down here trying to instigate an orgiastic environment, instead of doing your job."


Mark snorted and picked his nose with his free hand.

It was a good thing he either was really stupid or really scared of Kat.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:29 pm


And suddenly, Dakota was surrounded by other male hunters. Trying to just shove things in his table.

Well whatever, they needed something bigger...and rounder.

Chama had already berated him for using her as a tool for table opening so that was out...

"Anyone have a baseball bat?" Dakota muttered, "We need something the size of the crowbar but not the shape. Something round tipped..."

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kuropeco

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:30 pm


Gale pulled the glove off his left hand and held it up in front of Mark, wiggling his blackened fingers.

"And you owe me a new hand. And your life, I might add, so - password? Otherwise," he glanced at Madeline, jerking a thumb over his shoulder.

"She'll suffocate you with her chest. And not in the nice way."


Zoobey
PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:31 pm


Zoobey


Mark only received a dark grin from Kat, almost daring him to speak up as she lowered the scarf.


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:33 pm


"Four-oh-four error, there is nothing in with this address at this location, please hang up and trial again. BEEEEEEE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOP WEEEE URR WEEE URRRRR WOOOOOOOOO...."

OOC

Mark is making too much noise! + 10 to noise level!
PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:34 pm


Zoobey
"Four-oh-four error, there is nothing in with this address at this location, please hang up and trial again. BEEEEEEE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOP WEEEE URR WEEE URRRRR WOOOOOOOOO...."

OOC

Mark is making too much noise! + 10 to noise level!

Kat might have started strangling him with her scarf.


LividPeas


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:34 pm


Mark passed out.

Lividpeas
PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:36 pm


Madeline waved a hand at Dakota, overhearing part of his conversation.

"If you want a baseball bat, I've got plenty in my room. Use any of the signed ones though, and I'll kill you."

They even got her keys tossed their way.

Madeline then turned to waggle her eyebrows at Mark, even as he was being strangled by Kat, slipping an arm around Gale's shoulder in such a devious way she almost seemed ready to bring out a rack of medieval torture weapons from her bosom.

"Do we have any ductape around? That might help shut him up... if we use a lot."

And then Mark passed out and that plan went out the window.

"Damn it."

keiifuu



OnionGrump


Mewling Trash

PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:36 pm


"Stress test, riiight."

Ryan couldn't help the grin that was slowly spreading across his face. "I don't know, was it?"


Baneful
PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:36 pm


"Dakota, How about we just use Mark's smartphone?"

This was an idea that leon had.

and if it broke from the attempt............ whoops. you should have been a bro Mark.

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chiickadee

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:38 pm


Ami sighed as Mark proved to be of absolutely no use whatsoever.

"Well that was pointless. Madeline, any luck getting into his cell phone?"

She turned to the table next. "And how's the table coming along?" Ami was getting worried. Any longer and they'd all be caught.
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