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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 7:50 pm
(( Oh, no. Go right ahead. Gives those two some time to clear some ground while we talk here. I'm sure your guy would like to get away from us anyway. For once, I have no plans for them other than to let them try to race each other or something. ))
( Really? You had no other ideas for here? None at all? )
(( Well.... I did have one... ))
( But you'd rather see how things in the Land of the Unliving play out first? Or you just didn't want CJ to absolutely hate you as a writer? )
(( ..... both? ))
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 7:19 am
"Which one?!? Now if you don't mind, there's enough over here excluding the writer to start a football team!"
I didn't even KNOW we had so many of these.
((Well, yeah!))
<"Perhaps we should all talk this over some tea?">
HOW DO WE KNOW JAPANESE?!?
"That's Mangaverse C.J. . . . we don't know Japanese, but we had to translate it like that 'cause y'know . . . 4kids tried to make a go of it. DIDN'T MAKE SENSE!!!"
Seriously, WHO ARE YOU?!?
"Dude who actually noticed something was screwy at the wedding. By the way . . . the hitman called . . . he got sick again."
"Who hired a hitman?!"
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 8:29 am
(( My but this is becoming entertaining. ))
( You should do some sort of multi-verse thing for Elkwood. )
( Um, yeah. No thank you. Once CC is all anyone will ever need. )
(( Not that you would ever let there be another you. ))
( Of course not. )
( But think of how fun that would be! )
(( To be honest, there's already one time / reality double in Elkwood. Two if you count... ))
( Spoiler warning. )
(( Right. Point is we don't need five of everyone anywhere. ))
( Plus Elmira has that dream... )
(( Right. Already have that covered DL ))
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 8:59 am
"Which one of us d'ya want?!"
Seriously. There's about 9 of 'em. Take your pick!!
((Uh, why nine?!))
"Well, arguably, we've only had a few known here on Gaia. I'm part of a Dr. Who RP that should hopefully start soon. If not, I could always come by."
"HIM?!? Psssh, he doesn't know the difference between a Dalek and a Vacuum Cleaner. ME on the other hand. /I/'M smart enough to figure out what's going on!!" *points at the ring* "AND managed to get the girl in the end!"
*This would be where the Zack Snyder DC Cinematic C.J. would quip . . . if he could break the fourth wall. Since Snyder doesn't believe in FUN, WELL . . . . he can't.*
"What?! THEM?! Whadda bunch of amatuers. I'm the one who could go. Hell, me an' the kid are practically IN it with the way the RP's gone here!"
"You act like you're me from the Future!! I'm the one that oughta count!"
Uhh, Ceej, that really IS you from the future. Well, one of 'em.
<"Can't we all settle this over a glass of tea?">
"NOBODY ASKED YOU, MANGA-US!! Now where's my bike?!"
*as the bickering between 9 different C.J.s rattles on, the narrator shrugs* Hell, at this rate, you got an application form? I'll go if it gets me away from THIS!!!
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 9:42 am
"Oh, please. Send them all down. I wouldn't mind meeting any of them."
(( Oh no. You get back to being dead. You have two of them down there anyway. ))
"What's a few more?"
"Yes! We wouldn't mind that!"
( So does shadow lady have a name yet? )
(( No, not really. Sort of just thought she'd be a creature Doctor Strange killed or Demona's cousin or something. ))
( Another cousin? Yeesh. )
(( Hey, her biology gives her a LOT of realatives, remember? ))
( I know, but still. Those guys are NOT going to have fun. )
"I will."
"Us too!"
( And why is she referring to herself as "us"? )
(( You'll see. ))
( Great. )
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 9:49 am
Well, boys, whadday'all think?
*In unison, INCLUDING ZACK SNYDER/a*****e C.J.* "HI!! WE'RE C.J. BENOIT, AN' WELCOME TO JACKASS!!!!"
*Exit ALL 9 of the bastards to Land of the Unliving.*
Are they REALLY?!
((Yep.))
We'd better go get 'em.
((Most likely))
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 9:58 am
(( Uh... wow. I think she was just being sarcastic. ))
"No."
(( Oh, no no no. You WERE being sarcastic. If they ALL go down, then the not so nice king of the dead is going to have to pull out some of his other big guns. ))
( What? You mean Frankenstein and- )
(( Yep. ))
( Hoo boy. GUYS! COME BACK! )
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 10:04 am
((I'm still surprised that they all managed to pile into that Cavalier.))
Wait, I thought we junked that thing!!!
((Wait . . . s**t. shitshitshitshitshitshit! DUDES!!! THIS ISN'T GONNA END WELL!!!!))
Well, get the video camera. This could be interesting.
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 10:11 am
( Oh no. Should we toss the CJ on the roof back down there to try and wrangle them back? )
(( How would that help? He's past that here. Plus then there would be two of him down there. ))
( ... give me a break. I'm currently fighting off waves of zombies. BY MYSELF!! )
(( Oh yeah... he did sort of abandon you too, didn't he? ))
( Ya think? )
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 10:20 am
((Don't worry, we're bringing reinforcements. Well he is. If you see an over-loaded Chevy Cavalier in a few posts, don't flip. It's just the invasion of the C.Js . . . . includin- oh s**t. I forgot one!!))
What?!
"HOLA!!! Yo soy el peligro que llama a la puerta!!"
s**t . . . are you looking for the other C.Js?
"Si."
((Hey! I remember this one. You're the one that stayed with Lady D. In Mexico!))
I'm still surprised he knew to say "I am the danger who knocks" in Spanish!
((*points to the burnt rubber* Follow that, bubba.))
"Muchas gracias." *starts running* "OYE, PENDEJOS!! WAIT FOR MEEEEeee!!!!!"
((How many universe C.J.s do we even HAVE?!?))
Just as long as the Disney C.J. doesn't show up, we should be fine.
((Why's that?!))
He's weird . . . and breaks out into a musical number every TEN. FRICKIN'. MINUTES.
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 10:28 am
(( .... why do I have a feeling that this is going to end horribly? ))
"It will."
( For them? )
(( No, for that entire area in general. ))
( Oh, you mean like there won't be anything left of the place. )
(( Yep. ))
( .... better go let the hot heads know. At least one of them might have a cow. )
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 10:35 am
Well, let's go. I kinda want ringside seats to the mayhem!!
((And to think, I was gonna drag Arell, Rocket and Jonah into this!))
Eh, what the hell, they're not doing much right now!
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 10:52 am
(( ... wow. Well at least the CJ here doesn't have to worry about having something big dropped on him while the two are running. ))
( Not so... YOU'RE still sitting here waiting. Aren't you? )
(( .... true. Lets just see where they end up at before I toss anything more at them. ))
( How nice of you. )
(( I try. ))
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Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 12:30 pm
(( Aaaaaaalllllllright... gonna try to get myself back into the swing of checking in and posting here again. So, lets get at least something going again! ))It wasn't long before the two made it far enough away from the would-be kidnappers that they could safely climb back to ground level again. After all of the excitement, lack of actually getting to eat at the restaurant, and recent excersize, Sapphire's stomach began to growl again. Frowning, she looked down at her tattered shirt and sighed. Great. Hungry again. And she still didn't have any money on her to actually eat. Did they have time to sit down somewhere anyway? Blackstone's hired help wouldn't be giving up on the chase that easily. Though the police could be handleing all of that by now.
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2015 8:13 am
It was there that Blackjack (no doubt hungry himself) saw a diner across the street. "Hell, I dunno 'bout you but I'm starving! How about we hop over there and catch up. My treat." he offered as he pulled out his wallet and revealed a HUGE stack of cash. "When I realized I came back to the Twenty-First Century, the first thing I did was pawn off all the dubloons and gold I swiped from the British Navy. Don't tell Merida, ok?" he asked with a wink as he slipped across the street. MEANWHILE . . . Anafae ((I'll letcha fill in the blank, hon. Time-skipped in this threat 'til after the chaos down below.))
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