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ATLAS.
What the hell have you gotten yourself into?
Well, not his bed, that's for sure.

Atlas could always order some special room service. Deer p***s and bull testicles.
Yum? xD
If that's not intimidating enough, I don't even know, man.
I don't even know.

Lakota would gladly sort that all out. She'd tell him that just like all her nine mothers, they weren't completly related to her genetically. So she would be all like, "I might not be your mother by the blood in your veins, but for the love in your heart, and the memories we share."
And then they would hug so tightly man.
Soooo tightly.
Lakota in elastic pants? It would be the most awkward, cute thing...ever. She'd waddle like a penguin, and her skin would most likely have a rash from the foreign material. XD
Her butt cheeks and waist would be red and swolen and I can imagine Miranda putting lotion on her bum for relief. ; u ;
With Lakota's headdress on his head, his little chubby cheeks pokin' out.

IT'S SO HARD TO IMAGINE.
She's so tall, man.
I can't help but imagine a short Ippy doing a really tall and slender Atlas. x.x
Atlas could threaten to throw him in bad, bad russian or american jail, but he'd probably like rape.

Atlas could give him his money back, don't worry. xP
She's very serious about money, not sure why.
Atlas would probably get furious if he made a joke about paying for her services.
But yeess! She'd hork down that like nobody's business. Atlas eats some weird, traditional stuff.
Like a whole sheep's head. Eyeballs included. She'd eat an eyeball right in front of Ipo. And smile genuinely happily while doing it.

I know.
It's a beautiful thing.
Let's destroy it. c:<
Maranda will try to help a lot and ultimately fail.
A lot.
Lakota would go on about how her fourth mother always smeared special cosmetic mix on her face because her skin was light and she'd always burn easily. The memories, man. ; u ;
"My seventh sister! Lucky number!"
Lakota would have him try on all her clothing while she's just sitting there happily wearing like...nothing. xD

That's still two inches. Two inches can really make a difference. Like if she wraps her arms around his neck.
He'd have to tilt his chin up fully to kiss her. Those two inches make a difference!
Oh Ippy, you man-whore you. :c

Atlas treasures money like....I can't even come up with an analogy. She does get paid for her job, but she doesn't even spend any of her money.
She probably has millions in that account she never uses. xD
The money is just THERE.
Atlas doesn't know what to do with money!

I don't think Compliments are enough for one night. xD
Atlas would give him five minutes. She'd set an alarm.
She'd continue chomping on that eyeball and offer him some sheep cheek & ear.

I think Maranda would mess stuff up because I imagine her being short tempered. Like she can't manage to correctly fold a sweater? She rips it in frustration.
Can't open the cereal bag? She shoots a hole in it. xD
Lakota could do that stuff...Maranda would have to watch her and make sure she doesn't hurt herself because she's a klutz, but she could do it.
Of course he'll always wonder why all women aren't super short with big boobs and hips.

EDIT: Guess what? I'm adding more to Lakota's name! C:<

Atlas was in one relationship while training. The dude was also her first like...Everything. Anyway, she and him shared pants in the relationship. It was kind of like that, 'I ask you to do something, you say no, and we both end up doing it.'
Atlas is pretty chill when it comes to most things. She'll just roll with it.
Oinkers? Atlas would eat him for dinner.
She'd kill him herself.

Atlas doesn't need to PAY for a lay.
She'll go to like..Germany, where all the gorgeous men are, and put on a bikini.
Bam. There's her lay.
Atlas has tried to buy her parent's freedom. The president laughed in her face and told her that she was lucky her parents still got to live normal lives. Then they had to call the military in because she punched the a president in the face. ._.
All that other stuff won't last long.
If they end up dating, Atlas will spend all her money on birth control/condoms with the number of times she and Ipo would be getting it on. o.e

If he compliments her all week, he'll be awarded with a pat on the head and his hand can "accidentally" brush against her a** without her trying to break his wrist.
Ipo will get a kiss on the cheek on his final day, lol.
ATLAS would tease him and ask if the earwax tastes good. XD

Like, Lakota is playing with Lukas, and all the sudden she hears,
"AAAUUURRRRGGGHHHH, DDDDAAAMMMMIIIIITTTT!"
"One moment, Lukas. c:"
And then Maranda goes to play with Lukas as Lakota cleans up.
Lukas will be the luckiest boy ever. I bet his father would be jealous. Jealous indeed.

Finally posted Lakota's profile!

They broke up because he told her to just let go of her family. Atlas almost killed him. :c
Atlas would then say, "If you wash the dishes, i'll put on nothing but my frilly apron, and I will dry them for you." He'd do the dishes. He totally would.
Atlas can get him another Oinky.
That she'll end up eating. But he doesn't have to know! She can keep replacing them!

Poor babe.
She can't. D: She's tried. Dressed like a hobo, and hobo men flocked to her!
Atlas wouldn't want thaaatt! Her parents like their normal lives!
OOooohh, I heard of that! Lucky Ipo.

Mildly bruised, but not broken! c:
It'll be so confusing for her. She'll start having feelings for Ipo, then she'll see Ata...And...THE FIGHT FOR LOVE BEGINS.
No kisses? Ohh, dude. :c
Atlas loves kisses. Especially on the stomach and forehead.
Lovverrrsss. Atlas would giggle every time that word is used.
That, and "Make Love."

Atlas would offer him the snout of a pig, too. "If you like Crayola, you should try the snout boogers!"

Happy, Happy family.
I think he'll take after both.
He'll be a little toddler and try to open up a box of crayons.
When he can't do it, he'll throw it against the wall.
And then he'd apologize and offer to just watch everyone else color peacefully, and tell them nice things about themselves.

When I Pm'd it to Fire, she just replied,
"Dear god i'm crying why would you write something like that?"

emotion_c8

Now i'm imagining Ipo meeting Atlas's parents. ; u ;
"I need you to go next door, and I need you to put C4 in that b***h neighbor's tampon!"
"Are you still mad at her for winning the sheep head cooking competition?"
Poor Oinkers.
She'd just flash him and all would be well. x3

No, he can't hurt the Nordics!
They'll send Atlas after him! xD
Ipooooo. >:U GET YOUR FAITHFULNESS IN CHECK MAN.

Atlas like shoulder kisses, too. o 3 o
When it's above, on the side, or on the mouth, it's kind of an 'I love you.'
When there's tongue it's just 'Your clothes. Off. Now.'

"More for me, here, take the hoof. I think it's a little too gelatinous, but you loved the Crayola taste, so it's fine. c:"

Lukas is a winner.
Lakota would never let him play sports.
She'd cry when he someone else or something gets near him.
Coach would have to drag her away.
"Don't hurt him, Mr. Football/Baseball thing! ;;;;; A ;;;;;;"

On a good day. x3
DID YOU LIKE HER NICK-NAME?
She's my little Hottentotten!

I'm so sorry! I can go fix it up an stuff, if you'd like.
I just a to make people happy...

Like recently I don't know why but I can't find my writers side to post longer posts. Not to mention better character personality.

I'm so sorry dear gosh.
I'm just a nervous push over just ignore me.

She already has.
She just doesn't know it yet.
Then comes falling for Chaths, and well...
s**t hits the fan.