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Nio Love rolled 1 100-sided dice:
65
Total: 65 (1-100)
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 Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 5:06 pm
Sugar bombs wasn't working. Barrel rolls weren't working. What was left, other than perhaps..
"HEY! GNOMES!" Freya hopped out and screamed up at them, getting all of their attention at once. She pointed behind them. "ISN'T THAT SNOOKI OVER THERE???"
All at once, they turned to look, and Freya snuck away into the middle of the table, gesturing for Kettil to follow.
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Pales rolled 5 20-sided dice:
12, 3, 4, 3, 3
Total: 25 (5-100)
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 5:08 pm
When he saw Freya and she gestured for him to follow he did so. Kettil was trying to do what he could at being stealthy and he felt he was doing a good job. A fantastic job, even, until a gnome moved something and uncovered him. They looked at each other with equal amounts of surprise until the gnome picked him up. Kettil struggled, kicked, and bit and eventually the gnome dropped him.
...In pudding.
Try as he might to not ingest any of it, some of it still in his mouth and was swallowed. Everything tasted like burning. Managing to get out of the mess eventually he took off running until he found a piece of cookie on the ground.
"Oh! Hey...Wait...No." He eyed the cookie distrustfully but it looked so tasty, and his insides were on fire. Maybe the cookie would help? He bent over and picked it up and ate it. Ahh tasty. No longer burning on the inside he moved on to try and reunite with Freya. Kettil got to a dish and climbed up to try and get a look but lost his balance and fell into the white stuff in the dish. Creamer burned. By the time he managed to flop his way out of the dish much of his shorts were burned...As well as his skin.
Shambling onward he found another piece of cookie. He ate it. Then he ate the next bit he found. Immediately he felt much better and the burn marks had faded, but there was nothing to heal the shorts he wore.
Quote: 12. Picked up by a gnome! Thankfully he dropped you... in pudding. You eat some of the pudding by accident and your insides feel as if they are on FIRE! -10hp 3. You found a piece of cookie! +10hp 4. You a climbed dish to get a better vantage point of where you are...and fell into the creamer. Touching the creamer feels like acid on your skin, eating away at your clothes and burning any exposed skin until you are able to clamber out. -10hp 3. You found a piece of cookie! +10hp 3. You found a piece of cookie! +10hp
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Nio Love rolled 5 20-sided dice:
7, 9, 6, 14, 17
Total: 53 (5-100)
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 5:20 pm
Butter. Cookies. Hot tea. Cakes. This time, Freya was determined not to eat anything that stood in her way. Of course, that meant that when she fell into the butter, instead of eating her away across, she just.. died. Luckily, her early death saved her from several tragedies waiting to befall her, including a final dissipation at the hands of hot coffee. So really, all in all, Freya had just gone through all of that for nothing. But at least she didn't eat anything. She died on her terms.Quote: 7. Trudge across butter to freedom! And by freedom we mean your leg gets stuck and you trip, faceplanting into the butter and very nearly suffocating. Your only way out is to eat your way across. Enjoy diabetes. -10hp 9. Watch out! HOT TEA ALERT! -10 HP 6. Have a tasty cake +10 hp 14. Fork stabs down.. and you aren't quite so lucky! -10 hp 17. You fell in a cup of SCALDING COFFEE. You try to climb out before you get too burned, but someone's dropping EXPLODING SUGAR BOMBS. - Autodeath ((fail))
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 5:58 pm
Kettil could pretty much figure out what happened as he got to the end and instead of lingering even longer he hurried to meet up with Freya once again.
If he saw pudding or creamer again it would probably bring up horrible memories of burning.
Burning and almost becoming naked against his will.
((EXIT))
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[A.V.] rolled 1 100-sided dice:
82
Total: 82 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:30 pm
Mayaa perked up as she heard... music? No, it sounded... off. She flinched as the notes sounded... well, off. It was rather quite harsh, and made her feel slightly uncomfortable.
Finally finding the way out, she realized she was staring at... a table?
A really BIG table.
She strained her next to try and see the top, but it was too far, much too far to fly. She was going to have to... climb. Ugh.
Wasting no time, she clung to the table cloth, and used her talons to help her climb up.
After some time, she finally made it, and realized she wasn't along.
Was this... a tea party?
She stared back at the curious eyes, scanning to see if she could find anyone familiar. Was Shra here?
Instead, she was greeted with beady gnome eyes, gnomes who accused her of... kicking them? What? She didn't even KNOW them! She wasn't even a student here!
A voice made her jump, and she turned around, giving a small shriek as she was greeted with the large green nose.
What... what was going on here?!
... Ok, she did NOT like the look those gnomes were giving her.
And... wait. SNACK?
She quickly fled as the first gnome lunged after her.
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[A.V.] rolled 1 20-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-20)
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:35 pm
There was shriek as a fork nearly impaled her.
JACK that was close.
HP: 20/30
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[A.V.] rolled 1 20-sided dice:
16
Total: 16 (1-20)
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:40 pm
Running, running, OH LOOK CAKE!
Maybe she'd have a little time for a quick sna-where'd it go?
A little piece of her inside died.
HP: 10/30
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[A.V.] rolled 1 20-sided dice:
20
Total: 20 (1-20)
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:44 pm
Still crying over the not-cake, she noticed there was... ANOTHER cake nearby. Yes!
She wasted no time burying herself into this one, hopefully giving her some time to hide from the gnomes.
HP: 20/30
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[A.V.] rolled 1 20-sided dice:
17
Total: 17 (1-20)
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:50 pm
Having her tasty treat, Mayaa was on the run again, but now she was thirsty...
And... ooh, coffee!
Without thinking, she jumped into the cup... and nearly burned herself alive.
"Ouch! Hot hot hot!"
She tried to climb out, but, wait wait WHAT NO, STOP THROWING STUFF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
She was lost in a white powdery explosion of death.
HP: DED
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