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chiickadee rolled 2 10-sided dice: 2, 10 Total: 12 (2-20)

chiickadee

Princess Hoarder

PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:59 pm


Ami stabbed through the watermelon angrily, again and again.

THIS WATERMELON IS MARCUS' FACE OKAY >8|

Ami's Total: 1
Saliru rolled 1 6-sided dice: 4 Total: 4 (1-6)
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:04 pm



Rin was eager to find another and splatter it all over the damn beach too! Bach to a shufflin'.

Saliru

Cluttered Hunter



iStoleYurVamps

iStoleYurVamps


Trash Husband

PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:05 pm


Marcus would throw the melons where ever he wanted. In fact... picking up a smaller melon, he threw it at her feet, melons guts flying. "Sorry Ami, I'm just doing my job. Melon abortions and all that. Not my fault you're on my target."

Shrugging he looked for another melon. Was he beyond ******** to give?

Another melon tossed at Ami.

Yep, not a ******** to give.

chimarii
demon_pachabel rolled 1 6-sided dice: 3 Total: 3 (1-6)
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:05 pm


"Because I'm getting Married in a few weeks...?" Cass replied, pointing towards the feminine form of Marcus. Her fiance the big-racked moon chick right now. Seemed legit.

Maybe they'd go have some hot lesbian make-outs and get drinks by accident for it. Cass wasn't considering that, however. Just that it seemed watermelon abortions were happening and she'd probably well suited to try and..well...clear one of those watermelon abortions right up!

Or something.

As she poked around in the sand, however, she wasn't finding any watermelons. Hmmmm....


LP

demon_pachabel

Beloved Werewolf


Baneful
Crew

Dramatic Hunter

PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:05 pm




Rep stepped back from the spray of Melon and grinned somewhat densely, it was so easy being a woman.

"Isn't it? All the free drinks." he held up the cocktail in his other hand. "Cheers." before sipping it some more, dropping the melon back on the ground.

He'd have summoned Tracey but women really shouldn't fight.

prolixity rolled 2 10-sided dice: 2, 6 Total: 8 (2-20)
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:06 pm


Eyetwitch.

"We're supposed to be destroying them." Jordan stomped over and obliterated the one Rep had found.

Quote:
Melons destroyed: 2

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Saliru rolled 1 6-sided dice: 6 Total: 6 (1-6)

Saliru

Cluttered Hunter

PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:09 pm



Rin erupted in giddy squeaks as she uncovered yet another melon, "I'm going to name you Jerifina, no reason."
Baneful rolled 1 6-sided dice: 2 Total: 2 (1-6)
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:10 pm




He looked scandalised. "You burst my melon! Now I need to find another one to examine."

He checked under a discarded crisp packet with his foot. "None here though."


Baneful
Crew

Dramatic Hunter

Syusaki rolled 1 6-sided dice: 6 Total: 6 (1-6)

Syusaki

PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:11 pm


Wilson turned around toward Ami. “Another one? Gre—“ She stopped when a melon exploded near Ami. Wilson followed her gaze to look at Marcus. Her bottom lip quivered. “Marcus. W-Why would you do that…?”

[For the love of—Kid, just go and keep looking for melons okay?] She frowned, but nodded her head and continued to wade through the water. “Okay.” Wilson leaned toward Kat and whispered. “I think Ami’s angry.” She nodded her head like it wasn’t obvious.

Just like the melon bobbing next to her.
Saliru rolled 2 10-sided dice: 2, 5 Total: 7 (2-20)
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:14 pm



Rin lined up to try and give Jerifina a makeover with Byr's blade but as she went to make a swing her boobs shifted a bit too much causing her to topple over and eat dirt.

Saliru

Cluttered Hunter

Saliru rolled 2 10-sided dice: 7, 3 Total: 10 (2-20)

Saliru

Cluttered Hunter

PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:14 pm



Rin scrambled back to her feet, determined to end the reign of Jerifina in one messy and brutal swoop.... followed by furious stomping for good measure.

Quote:
Rin Killed - 3
Total Ded - 8
Syusaki rolled 2 10-sided dice: 1, 3 Total: 4 (2-20)
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:15 pm


Her eyes lit up, but no one would see because she was sort of wearing a gas mask. “Another melon!” Wilson reached out to grab the melon, but combined with her double D’s and no opposable thumbs courtesy of her weapon, it made getting the giant green fruit quite difficult.

She made a large splash.

Head slowly bobbing above the water, Wilson tried not to cry and apologized to Gramps.

[Just keep destroying watermelons, kid. Just keep destroying them..B|]

Syusaki

Syusaki rolled 2 10-sided dice: 2, 8 Total: 10 (2-20)

Syusaki

PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:16 pm


When Wilson stood back up, she waded over to the melon. Okay, she was definitely going to get it this time! Her boobs wouldn’t get in the way.

She stabbed it with the blades on her cannons and she secretly wished they didn’t have to kill melon babies. :C

Wilson total: 2
chiickadee rolled 1 6-sided dice: 5 Total: 5 (1-6)
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:18 pm


"Marcus I swear to God, stop ******** throwing those things or-"

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

OH MY GODLDKJFAKLS

Watermelon juice ALL over her new white sandals. They were ruined. He'd ******** ruined them. These had to be at least $60 and he got juice all. ********. over them.

"Oh that's it, Ami said under her breath. Throwing watermelons and scaring her was one thing. Ruining shoes for NO reason? That was another entirely. "MARCUS YOU'RE GOING DOWN."

She then proceeded to tackle him because ******** MARCUS PMS LKASJDLFAJ[3PVQW3FC'

chiickadee

Princess Hoarder

LividPeas rolled 1 6-sided dice: 1 Total: 1 (1-6)


LividPeas


Tiny Bunny

PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:24 pm


Kat nodded to Wilson and rubbed the back of her neck. "I think..you may be right." She laughed nervously watching the scene between Ami and Marcus. Oh boy..

"Uhh..guys--OH! A watermelon!"


Syusaki

iStoleYurVamps

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