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Bloodlust Dante rolled 2 10-sided dice: 1, 7 Total: 8 (2-20)

Bloodlust Dante

Fortunate Hellraiser

PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 6:06 pm


[Life/East]

Leon growled out as he went on a beserker's rage and stomped around the east wing. angry leon foxy was indeed angry. stupid ears, stupid yiffing, stupid NIDHOGG WHO WONT STOP LAUGHING AT THE SIGHT OF THE EARS.
it was time to get to punching and the sight of wilson pointing at something in the shroud was good enough.

"TIME TO PUNCH ALL THE THINGS, YIFF!" he yelled out before dashing past the masked teammate and wailing on the creature in a battle of the brawn. and watched as it lost.

even the violence did nothing to make the irate life hunter feel better about the whole situation.

"WHERE'S REP I NEED TO PUNCH THE s**t OUT OF HIM, YIFF!?"
That would do the job nicely, he figured.
HP: 47/50
Damage: 16
Charge: 1/3
Mob hp: 10 - 16= ded
Mob Tally (East): uh 9, I think
Bilious rolled 2 10-sided dice: 5, 10 Total: 15 (2-20)
PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 6:06 pm


SQUIRREL! Roar shouted, and Jerry glanced around with that same wild look in his eye, firing wildly, "BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!!"

HP: 39/50
Damage: 30
Charge: -/3, 3/3
Mob HP: So ded.
Total Mobs Killed: Probs over 33 by now.

Bilious

Sparkly Wolf

11,200 Points
  • The Wolf Within 100
  • Peoplewatcher 100
  • Nerd 50
Baneful rolled 1 100-sided dice: 85 Total: 85 (1-100)

Baneful
Crew

Dramatic Hunter

PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 6:12 pm



Nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all.


Baneful rolled 1 100-sided dice: 37 Total: 37 (1-100)
PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 6:13 pm




Quote:
34-65: A large, semi-solid creature barrels into you! It's slow-moving but a bit more powerful than the smaller ones.
Mob Stats
HP: 10
Auto Damage: 3 (hit or miss)



Baneful
Crew

Dramatic Hunter

prolixity rolled 8 4-sided dice: 4, 4, 1, 2, 3, 4, 3, 3 Total: 24 (8-32)

prolixity

Shameless Enabler

17,150 Points
  • Invisibility 100
  • Hygienic 200
  • Ultimate Player 200
PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 6:15 pm


SUN/WEST

The fog seemed to be thinning. One more stocky little boarlike thing came charging at Jordan. May as well, he said to Ferros, and brought the hammer around in a rapid arc.

The size and brilliance of the fireball almost caught him off guard; he flinched back as it vanished. There was absolutely nothing left of the fog-thing. Jordan grinned wide and lifted a hand towards Rin for a high five.

HP: 39/50 (defended for 1 by Rin)
Dmg: 40
Charge: 3/3

Mob HP: so ded/10

Mobs killed: 35/33
chiickadee rolled 1 100-sided dice: 25 Total: 25 (1-100)
PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 6:21 pm


Moon / west

Oh not another one of these, she thought. She would have verbalized it normally, but she absolutely refused to make that disgustingly cute noise again.

Another one of the tiny monsters came over. Wonderful. Just great.


Quote:
A small, semi-solid creature snatches at you with painful claws and teeth.
Mob Stats
HP: 5
Auto Damage: 2 (hit or miss)

chiickadee

Princess Hoarder

its me debz rolled 1 100-sided dice: 63 Total: 63 (1-100)

its me debz
Crew

Wicked Shadow

PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 6:38 pm


[[ life/east ]]

[[ entering ]]

The text was foreboding, but. Christ, she wanted that leave.

So in she went, ears grabbed, and--

Oh, that was unfortunate. Why were they stuck.

"The flying ******** is all of this, yiff--"

A perplexed expression crossed Clerise's face. "Wait, what the ********, yiff!"

Her eyelid ******** HELL, YIFF."

[[ hp// 40
dmg// n/a
charge// 1 remaining
bonus//
1d10 heal x3

Quote:
34-65: A large, semi-solid creature barrels into you! It's slow-moving but a bit more powerful than the smaller ones.
Mob Stats
HP: 10
Auto Damage: 3 (hit or miss)
PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 6:39 pm


Sun-Moon/West

"We're... we're doing great, Bark bark!" Jerry panted, wobbling back to rejoin Rep and Jordan, beaming all around them. "I think... I think we've almost gotten them all, even, BARK BARK!" he added in for good measure, "These... these headbands are amazing!"

Bilious

Sparkly Wolf

11,200 Points
  • The Wolf Within 100
  • Peoplewatcher 100
  • Nerd 50
its me debz rolled 2 8-sided dice: 2, 1 Total: 3 (2-16)

its me debz
Crew

Wicked Shadow

PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 6:46 pm


Death Life // East

Clerise's swing at the mob was halfassed at best.

She was trying to yank the ears off as well as attack the ******** was only a modicum of success.

[[ hp// 37
dmg// 6
charge// 1 remaining
bonus// 1d10 heal x3

mob health// 4 ]]
PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 6:48 pm


[[ life/east ]]

Leon knew one thing, he was going to have to talk to Dr H about diminishing the side effects of the headbands. or he'll make sure to force feed a headband to the leader and watch him yiff till it passes out of his digestive system.

"I know how you feel Clerise, Yiff."
he said sourly to the girl that mirrored his feeling.

"I know how you feel, yiff."



HP: 47/50
Damage: ?
Charge: 1/3
Mob hp: 10 -
Mob Tally (East): uh 9, I think

ILU 5 EVR

Bloodlust Dante

Fortunate Hellraiser

its me debz rolled 2 8-sided dice: 3, 4 Total: 7 (2-16)

its me debz
Crew

Wicked Shadow

PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 6:51 pm


[[ life death // east ]]

"I don't even like foxes, yiff," she replied morosely to Leon's questions, twirling a runic dagger in her hand. She eyed her fellow Life hunter, not seeing anyone else she recognized nearby.

"What does yiff even mean, yiff? Do I even want to know, fireman, yiff?"

His nickname was sticking whether he liked it or not.

Bloodlust Dante

[[ hp// 37
dmg// 14
charge// 1 remaining
bonus// 1d10 heal x3

mob health// so ded
mobs killed// 36/33 ]]
PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 6:55 pm


MOON/WEST

Harrison grouped up, grinning.

"Area looks clear, ~PYON! I've never seen any of you hit like that, ~PYON!" ...Or bark like that, whatever.

Toshihiko Two

Sugary Marshmallow


Baneful
Crew

Dramatic Hunter

PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 7:06 pm




SUN/WEST

Rep looked around forlorn at the lack of more fog creatures being forthcoming. "Noooowwooo" He twitched restlessly but still gave Jerry a grin as he relaxed a bit. "Aye. They are! BARK! BARK!"

He edged over to Harrison looking enthusiastic. "You saw you saaaaw! BARK BARK! I WAS ******** BADASS WASN'T I? I mean like I normally am but I was ever cooler BARK BARK BARK."

Bloodlust Dante rolled 1 100-sided dice: 92 Total: 92 (1-100)
PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 7:07 pm


[Life/East]

"Foxes, they aren't really my favorite animal, yiff."
Leon muttered back thoughtfully, sure they were KIND OF CUTE and mischievous. But they were weaaaaaaaaaak. Kangaroos were cool, great kickers too. He only wished there was a kangaroo headband in there for him to wear. so he could punt everything and possibly bounce around.

"Secondly, i am too afraid to ask Allan what Yiff means clerise, yiff."
he said quickly before spluttering and flailing his arms at the girl. "AND STOP CALLING ME FIREMAN, YIFF! Its not my name dammit yiff!" he raged and fumed at the nickname.

he was going to keep his clothes on expect in the privacy of his own room, or in the gym from now on.

hopefully.

-Haha leon, say yiff again.

"SHUT IT YOU FREAKING DRAGON YIFF!"


he never thought that all his yelling and yiffing would get the attention of a creature from the mist.

Quote:
90-98: A small, fairly solid creature swiftly begins attacking you!
Mob Stats
HP: 15
Auto Damage: 5 (hit or miss)



HP: 38/50
Damage: ?
Charge: 1/3
Mob hp: 15 -
Mob Tally (East): 36/33

ILU 5 EVR

Bloodlust Dante

Fortunate Hellraiser


prolixity

Shameless Enabler

17,150 Points
  • Invisibility 100
  • Hygienic 200
  • Ultimate Player 200
PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 7:09 pm


SUN/WEST

"That was amazing, bark bark," Jordan agreed. He ran a thumb absentmindedly along one of Ferros's spikes. "What a high. Bark!"
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