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Nio Love rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 4
Total: 6 (2-12)
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 Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:34 pm
 One of the Ballsnake's balls shattered underfoot of the thrashing TG, and it hissed, tightening around the demon. "Don't get your knickerssss in a knot, little man, we're jusssssst getting to know one another better." Ballsnake Attack roll: 2 d6 Damage: 0 to TG HP: 12/15
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MoonKitsune rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 4
Total: 6 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:41 pm
He grimaced as the snake coiled around him. Ew. Ew. Whatever the heck kinky creature this was, EW! His skin crawled at being held by it.
"Ya...Ya know. I really don't have the time. How about I.." He winced as the creature continued to tighten around him. "....squeezzzeee you into a Frightday apointment - sometime next month?" He continued to wiggle free.
 My HP: 14/30 Damage Dealt: 0 Collective Damage to Boss: 3 Anything attacked/attackers should note: BbbbaaaallllllssssssSnake
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Nio Love rolled 2 6-sided dice:
3, 4
Total: 7 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:44 pm
"Haassssaassssaaassss.." The ballsnake let out a strange laughter that really just sounded like more hissing. "I like your sssssenssssee of humor, little man. Whatsss ssssay you and me get out of here and go get ssssweet ssssoome ssssnowball sssslushies together?" Ballsnake Attack roll: 2 d6 Damage: 1 to TG HP: 12/15
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MoonKitsune rolled 2 6-sided dice:
4, 3
Total: 7 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:50 pm
Oh Jack. OH FLIPPIN JACK! He couldn't move his arms. All he could do was kick about and even that made him feel ready to topple over. "Despite what you may think about my excellent fashion sense..." He winced, hissing his words through clenched teeth. "....I'm not into balls."
The red imp wiggled his tail through, trying to lash it about.
My HP: 14/30 Damage Dealt: 1 Collective Damage to Boss: 4 Anything attacked/attackers should note: BallSnake
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Nio Love rolled 2 6-sided dice:
3, 4
Total: 7 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:52 pm
"That'sssss okay." The snake leaned it's round head up and hissed right in TG's ear. "Nobody'sssss perfect. How do you feel about sssssnakessss, at least?" He squeezed the demon in it's grip. Ballsnake Attack roll: 2 d6 Damage: 1 to TG HP: 11/15
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MoonKitsune rolled 2 6-sided dice:
4, 3
Total: 7 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:01 pm
His shoulders hitched at the hiss to his ear and he turned his head to rub his earlobe against his shoulder. Great. That was going to drive him crazy! Big ears, no hair to cover them, all made that annoying slithering speech very irksome!
"Love em. They make excellent ..." And he flung his legs out. "...shoes!" Just as he threw his little shoe out, he lost his balance and started to fall over.
My HP: 13/30 Damage Dealt: 1 Collective Damage to Boss: 5 Anything attacked/attackers should note: BallSnake
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:06 pm
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Nio Love rolled 2 6-sided dice:
4, 5
Total: 9 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:07 pm
The snake stopped slithering when the shoe flew, and TG went toppling over. PERFECT. The snake slid around him, constricting further. "You want me to be your ssssssshoesssssss, then? Does that mean you will ssssstand on the ballssssss of your feet?" It slithered around his feet, the top of the ball rubbing against the bottom of TG's feet. Ballsnake Attack roll: 2 d6 Damage: 3 to TG HP: 10/15
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MoonKitsune rolled 2 6-sided dice:
5, 5
Total: 10 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:26 pm
This was - legit - the worst day ever, but this was just the icing on the cake. There were balls rubbing on his legs, his feet, his body, and just hovering near his face. Just balls. EVERYWHERE! Flashing in violent colors of unholy green and red. WTF was this thing and where in Halloween did it come from so he could burn that entire area to cinders!
"Ah-haha." He laughed nervously. This was all very uncomfortable.
"But you'd look much better as..." And he slammed his legs back. "...confetti." Ball-busting.
My HP: 12/30 Damage Dealt: 4 Collective Damage to Boss: 9 Anything attacked/attackers should note: BallSnake
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Nio Love rolled 2 6-sided dice:
1, 6
Total: 7 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:30 pm
The snake hissed and released TG as several of the ornaments were crushed underfoot. "Owwww." It curled up within itself, nursing it's broken bulbs. "Why are you bussssssting my ballsssss." It whine-hissed. Ballsnake Attack roll: 2 d6 Damage: 1 to TG HP: 6/15
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Bilious rolled 2 8-sided dice:
3, 5
Total: 8 (2-16)
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:34 pm
CRAP WRONG DICE doh' autopilot.
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Bilious rolled 2 6-sided dice:
4, 6
Total: 10 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:35 pm
Enzo had been slowly making his way out of the foodcourt, ready to book it to some place less occupied with Joyful creatures gone awry and *get his damn holiday shopping done* when a series of shouts about ball busting and other various puns made him turn around. The snickering lasted for only a few moments before he spotted the little shrimp currently ganged up upon by.... yes, a ballish snake. Well then. "This guy botherin' you?" He smirked, using their punful conversation to his advantage to sneak up behind the coiling snake thing and indeed, smash his foot down on a few remaining balls with the sounds of shattering glass.  HP: 18/30 Damage: 4 Things to note:???
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MoonKitsune rolled 2 6-sided dice:
5, 6
Total: 11 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:45 pm
TG squirmed as he tried to wiggle his way out, shivering all over from being flat out disgusted. "Family trait." He responded. his fathers always taught him to break balls in all of life situation's. He just didn't think it would be this literal.
While Enzo occupied the snake, TG took a moment to just squirm in place as he stood up, retrieving his shove and popping it back on. Gross. Gross. He had to make out with a ghoul RIGHT NOW!
He turned about to address the disgusting creature, and as he did, he went over to pick up a chair. Pro Wrestling style, he raised the chair up ( luckily this one being specially designed for smaller creatures) and threw it down. "I said I don't play with BALLS!"
My HP: 12/30 Damage Dealt: 5 Collective Damage to Boss: Ded Anything attacked/attackers should note: BallSnake
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:50 pm
"DOUBLE TEAMED. ISSS THISS THE END.. I SSSSEEE A LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL.. No.. wait.. that issss the star at the top of... the Chrissssstmassss... tr-" The balls popped, one by one, exploding into glitter and peppermint Joy. Ballsnake HP: 0/15
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:58 pm
Enzo sneared, trying not to laugh again, "Don't look that way to me, bub. Glad to er... have helped. Aheheheh." Not that he had done much, but he was starting to grow fond of the little red dude. Would have been unfortunate to see him choking on balls. Not the best way to go. He made sure to keep his shoes away from that glitter.
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