The lights behind 'Death Charm Senior' went out as the indoor stage lights flickered back on with a light hum. Little Star, aka: the Wishing Charm and Friends television series star sighed and rolled her eyes, letting the perpetrator of the voice slide through.
"YO YO YO, what was that, WHAT IN THE BLAZES WAS THAT? Yo man, are we good here, because seriously, I haven't even spoken half my piece of mind."
Wishing Kanye hated being simply the director of Wishing Charm and Friends (the television series), he believed he was destined for greater things, such as singing, and appearing on the television stage himself. Thus none of the talents, not even the stage lepus hands cleaning up the set themselves were surprised when Kanye started on his rant.
"Khal." Here, Wishing Kanye turned to Death Charm Senior - or rather, his real name, Khal. "I told you last time, we already cut the script by half. I mean, its great to listen to the whole speal and all, but we only have thirty minutes of air time. Your speech alone takes twenty-five whole minutes. What do we expect to do with the rest of it? Twiddle our thumbs?"
"And you!" Wishing Kanye pointed towards 'Little Star', who was busy preening themselves. "Good job Joseph as always. You're the reason why our production is actually, Jack forbid, popular. Keep up the work, yo." One of the stage lepuses wolf whistled at her - well rather, him.
"Now lastly, the rest of you. Yo, its great you tried, and I'm going to let you finish, but honestly, what was that? If you even had half the talent as Joseph here, I would actually consider hiring some of you on a contract basis, but lets cut to the chase here. You don't. You suck. Go home kids. Please spare me the agony of having to rip my own eyes out a the most horrific production I've seen, this is the pilot, this isn't even mid season, you can't just do what you please. I'll give you some suggestions though. First of all, choose a flipping language. I don't even understand what some of you were saying, and short of looking like you were having some spaztic seizure, I'm not too sure how the digital editing lepuses are going to work with this crap."
"Secondly, what the heck is a scareon doing in Wishing Charm and Friends production agency? What kind of joke is this? And yo, Charon and Fink, I'm happy for your cg transformations and I'm going to let you finish, but did you ever think that outside the box means outside the production camera screen? I mean, how the heck are we supposed to deal with this?" He beckoned for a stage lepus to bring in one of the recording cameras.
"Split screens aint going to work in a situation like this man."
"I guess we could use a bust shot, if there was more bust to work with."
"What is this I don't even-"
There was a whole round of collected groans and disappointed murmurs all along. Wishing Kanye paid them no attention, he was above their talent level after all. "Yo man, go home. And you, Wishing Jadeite or whatever you call yourself, you seriously need some help man. And take off that makeup, all of you, before you hurt someone."
With that, Wishing Kanye finally excited Studio Set 9, leaving only the production and helper Lepuses and the rest of the wishing cast (and talent searches) behind.
Joseph simply rolled his eyes. "Pay Kanye no attention, I thought it went well. Take it as constructive criticism, anyway it was just an audition. We'll let you know if you get a contract roll by mail, thanks for coming to audition."
And that, was a wrap.
((OOC:
RESULTS
I WILL BE POSTING RESULTS TOMORROW. THANK YOU GUYS FOR THE AMAZING EVENT, don't be surprised if there's a Star Search V2 event some day soon! <_< ))
