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 Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:29 pm
Nio Love Strait Jacket Girl Nio Love Strait Jacket Girl Nio Love Riley rubbed her backside with one hand. Her eyes widened to saucers as the tree bent over her, looming dangerously as it stared down her shirt. WHAT IS HAPPENING. She let out a keen hiss, too drunk to keep it to herself and accidentally sending the sound projected into everyone's mind, and reached up to grab the tree by it's branches. She could feel some of them pulling off in her hands, but others brushed against her skin and left scratches and cuts behind. THE NERVE OF THIS THING.
I'm gonna.. find.. my nuts. She proclaimed in a slur, still digging through his branches.Riley's HP: 24Tree's HP: 1 - ?  "Easy now honey." It lists dangerously at you trying to look down your shirt. HP: 3
Turning her attention back to the tree, she glared menacingly and pulled her collar up. Stupid thieving tree. Stop trying to look down my shirt.Riley's HP: 24 Tree's HP: 3 "Your playing-" Hiccups "-hard to get" The 'Merry' Tree moves forward trying once more for her shirt. HP: 3
Where'd a tree like you learn to dance like this, anyway?
Oh, Riley.Riley's HP: 24Tree's HP: 3The Merry Tree Hiccups again wobbling fiercely. "Why a dance, ah..." Hiccups again listing forward in the odd dance that had begun. "I... I... I dare... say... twas a time... so long... long ago..." The tree pauses in though briefly distracted by the mention of boobies. HP: 3
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Strait Jacket Girl rolled 2 6-sided dice:
4, 5
Total: 9 (2-12)
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:34 pm
Strait Jacket Girl Nio Love Strait Jacket Girl Nio Love Strait Jacket Girl Nio Love Riley rubbed her backside with one hand. Her eyes widened to saucers as the tree bent over her, looming dangerously as it stared down her shirt. WHAT IS HAPPENING. She let out a keen hiss, too drunk to keep it to herself and accidentally sending the sound projected into everyone's mind, and reached up to grab the tree by it's branches. She could feel some of them pulling off in her hands, but others brushed against her skin and left scratches and cuts behind. THE NERVE OF THIS THING.
I'm gonna.. find.. my nuts. She proclaimed in a slur, still digging through his branches.Riley's HP: 24Tree's HP: 1 - ? "Easy now honey." It lists dangerously at you trying to look down your shirt. HP: 3
Turning her attention back to the tree, she glared menacingly and pulled her collar up. Stupid thieving tree. Stop trying to look down my shirt.Riley's HP: 24 Tree's HP: 3 "Your playing-" Hiccups "-hard to get" The 'Merry' Tree moves forward trying once more for her shirt. HP: 3
Where'd a tree like you learn to dance like this, anyway?
Oh, Riley.Riley's HP: 24Tree's HP: 3The Merry Tree Hiccups again wobbling fiercely. "Why a dance, ah..." Hiccups again listing forward in the odd dance that had begun. "I... I... I dare... say... twas a time... so long... long ago..." The tree pauses in though briefly distracted by the mention of boobies. HP: 3
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Nio Love rolled 2 6-sided dice:
1, 5
Total: 6 (2-12)
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:35 pm
Strait Jacket Girl Strait Jacket Girl Nio Love Strait Jacket Girl Nio Love Riley heard Israfel's voice, and let go of the treebranches, trying to brush the tree away from her shirt. STOP THAT. She yelled into it, before calling out to Israfel. No, he stole my PEANUTS. And I'm gonna get them - bubbles - back, no matter WHAT.
Turning her attention back to the tree, she glared menacingly and pulled her collar up. Stupid thieving tree. Stop trying to look down my shirt.Riley's HP: 24 Tree's HP: 3 "Your playing-" Hiccups "-hard to get" The 'Merry' Tree moves forward trying once more for her shirt. HP: 3
Where'd a tree like you learn to dance like this, anyway?
Oh, Riley.Riley's HP: 24Tree's HP: 3The Merry Tree Hiccups again wobbling fiercely. "Why a dance, ah..." Hiccups again listing forward in the odd dance that had begun. "I... I... I dare... say... twas a time... so long... long ago..." The tree pauses in though briefly distracted by the mention of boobies. HP: 3
With a heavy thud, she fell a few feet back from the impact, looking like she'd taken some damage from his branches. She lifted her hand to her cheek, wiped the thin line of blood off, and glared up at the tree.
Now I'm mad.Riley's HP: 21Tree's HP: 3
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Strait Jacket Girl rolled 2 6-sided dice:
3, 2
Total: 5 (2-12)
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:41 pm
Nio Love Strait Jacket Girl Strait Jacket Girl Nio Love Strait Jacket Girl Nio Love Riley heard Israfel's voice, and let go of the treebranches, trying to brush the tree away from her shirt. STOP THAT. She yelled into it, before calling out to Israfel. No, he stole my PEANUTS. And I'm gonna get them - bubbles - back, no matter WHAT.
Turning her attention back to the tree, she glared menacingly and pulled her collar up. Stupid thieving tree. Stop trying to look down my shirt.Riley's HP: 24 Tree's HP: 3 "Your playing-" Hiccups "-hard to get" The 'Merry' Tree moves forward trying once more for her shirt. HP: 3
Where'd a tree like you learn to dance like this, anyway?
Oh, Riley.Riley's HP: 24Tree's HP: 3The Merry Tree Hiccups again wobbling fiercely. "Why a dance, ah..." Hiccups again listing forward in the odd dance that had begun. "I... I... I dare... say... twas a time... so long... long ago..." The tree pauses in though briefly distracted by the mention of boobies. HP: 3
With a heavy thud, she fell a few feet back from the impact, looking like she'd taken some damage from his branches. She lifted her hand to her cheek, wiped the thin line of blood off, and glared up at the tree.
Now I'm mad.Riley's HP: 21Tree's HP: 3"Awe Baby... don't be mad... be glad..." It lists dangerously at you while trying once more to look down your shirt. HP: 3
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Nio Love rolled 2 6-sided dice:
4, 5
Total: 9 (2-12)
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:42 pm
Strait Jacket Girl Nio Love Strait Jacket Girl Strait Jacket Girl Nio Love Really? You think? Riley took a step back, when the tree moved forward. Oh, this could work. Maybe she could just lure it into a ditch, or something. Every time it lurched for her, she took a step back, just kind of dancing around with it. Then she lost track of what she was doing, and pretty soon she almost thought she was dancing with it.
Where'd a tree like you learn to dance like this, anyway?
Oh, Riley.Riley's HP: 24Tree's HP: 3 The Merry Tree Hiccups again wobbling fiercely. "Why a dance, ah..." Hiccups again listing forward in the odd dance that had begun. "I... I... I dare... say... twas a time... so long... long ago..." The tree pauses in though briefly distracted by the mention of boobies. HP: 3
With a heavy thud, she fell a few feet back from the impact, looking like she'd taken some damage from his branches. She lifted her hand to her cheek, wiped the thin line of blood off, and glared up at the tree.
Now I'm mad.Riley's HP: 21Tree's HP: 3"Awe Baby... don't be mad... be glad..." It lists dangerously at you while trying once more to look down your shirt. HP: 3
She put both of her hands firmly on the ground, steadying herself, and when he leaned in to leer at her again, she pushed up to let her leg fly. She felt it connect into the trunk of the tree, and heard a satisfying crunch. Her anger was satiated by the feel of it, and she pulled her leg back out.
That'll teach it to steal her nuts.Riley's HP: 21Tree's HP: 0
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:47 pm
Nio Love Strait Jacket Girl Nio Love Strait Jacket Girl Strait Jacket Girl Nio Love Really? You think? Riley took a step back, when the tree moved forward. Oh, this could work. Maybe she could just lure it into a ditch, or something. Every time it lurched for her, she took a step back, just kind of dancing around with it. Then she lost track of what she was doing, and pretty soon she almost thought she was dancing with it.
Where'd a tree like you learn to dance like this, anyway?
Oh, Riley.Riley's HP: 24Tree's HP: 3 The Merry Tree Hiccups again wobbling fiercely. "Why a dance, ah..." Hiccups again listing forward in the odd dance that had begun. "I... I... I dare... say... twas a time... so long... long ago..." The tree pauses in though briefly distracted by the mention of boobies. HP: 3
With a heavy thud, she fell a few feet back from the impact, looking like she'd taken some damage from his branches. She lifted her hand to her cheek, wiped the thin line of blood off, and glared up at the tree.
Now I'm mad.Riley's HP: 21Tree's HP: 3"Awe Baby... don't be mad... be glad..." It lists dangerously at you while trying once more to look down your shirt. HP: 3
She put both of her hands firmly on the ground, steadying herself, and when he leaned in to leer at her again, she pushed up to let her leg fly. She felt it connect into the trunk of the tree, and heard a satisfying crunch. Her anger was satiated by the feel of it, and she pulled her leg back out.
That'll teach it to steal her nuts.Riley's HP: 21Tree's HP: 0"Whoawhoawhoa, you're a bit too hardcore for me I think. Heeey...wow, I'm feeling kinda..." The tree topples over with a mighty crash. You are sad that your pack didn't come with an axe, but at least it managed to drop something. You rob the sleeping tree without regret. HP: 0HP: LOOT
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:54 pm
Finally watching the tree fall with a satisfying thud, Riley pushed herself to her feet, and (while her back was to the crowd, sorry boys) she unbuttoned her vest and pulled up her shirt.
THERE'S YOUR BOOBS, YOU CANDLE-JACKING SON OF A SLUDGESTICK. HOPE IT WAS WORTH IT.
She pulled her shirt down, and wrapped her arms around herself. That was a bad decision, she realized - it was FREEZING OUT HERE.
An immediate choice was made to grab the present and scurry back to Jericho, jumping carelessly on his back again. Yes, she was warming her breasts with your back. Deal with it.
Look, she waved the box at Israfel. It gave me a present~
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:54 pm
Nuk's eyes stayed peeled on the fight, every so often making a growling noise under his breath, the sound difficult to distinguish whether it was on purpose or a side effect of how into the brawl he was. Now that Shehk had woken up and was standing on her own two feet, he had free range of his hands, and his fists were up as if it were him in there, every so often making jabbing motions like someone watching boxing on the skellevision, bazooka stuck at a slightly-off-90 degree in the snow.
"Get him! Bite him in the face!"
What could he say? Nukpana could stand behind a good fight. He was almost disappointed when it was over, although he was grinning, clearly exhilarated.
"Nice one."
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:58 pm
...Dammit, why did everyone but him get shiny things and booze? Well, okay only two people had gotten booze BUT STILL. Turning in a slow circle, the lightning dragon growled softly. "Okay so, can we get moving now?" he asked the group at large.
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:03 pm
Israfel made a gentle coo as Riley returned from her fray, victorious. "YAY PURPUL CIDAH BOOBIES!" Wings flapped out and sent a small dusting of snow to the ground. The tiny toterror on his head was doing a little victory dance and making rude gestures at the fallen tree.
"We move to..um-" Israfel pointed one way, then another, obviously unsure. "To dat one place rite?"
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Chobi_Chocobo rolled 2 6-sided dice:
6, 3
Total: 9 (2-12)
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:20 pm
iStoleYurVamps Israfel made a gentle coo as Riley returned from her fray, victorious. "YAY PURPUL CIDAH BOOBIES!" Wings flapped out and sent a small dusting of snow to the ground. The tiny toterror on his head was doing a little victory dance and making rude gestures at the fallen tree. "We move to..um-" Israfel pointed one way, then another, obviously unsure. "To dat one place rite?" "Wooooow, heeeeey....you're kinda pretty you know that? What's a pretty...thingy...like yourself doing 'round here?" And overly "Merry" tree has wandered over to you. It's boozy smell threatens to overwhelm you. HP: 5Damage: 3
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:30 pm
Well, this was stellar.
Everyone seemed in perfect order, intense sarcasm intended. Two of their members were drunk, a good handful were missing entirely whether at the Infirmary or worse, lost under the train wreckage, and the rest were floundering around aimlessly. Alright, Corbin, it was time to take charge.
"Who's got a map?" he called over the commotion, glad to see yet another tree had been felled. Well, as glad as one can be when an annoyance is removed, he still felt quite bad that the trees seemed oblivious to the damage they were causing. Unfortunately, the Wraith had forgotten to bring one of those and now he was regretting it; if he had one he could potentially go on his own, scout out whether or not these Christmas beings of JOY were a real threat. If not, he had half a mind to warn them of the impending danger but whether it was true or not had yet to be seen.
Combing his fingers through his hair, he made sure that all of the pine needles were now removed and gave a gentle sigh of relief. With so much hair, it was a hassle to keep it tidy. "Have we even picked a trail yet?" If memory served, there were three trails but they were forbidden to take the straight away path (Candy Cane Lane, was it?) so it was either the mountains or the forest but he couldn't be sure without a reference.
And then, of course, another tree came on the attack. Drunk again, this time it targeted Israfel and Corbin resisted the urge to bring his palm to his face.
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:38 pm
Once Iolanthe managed to reach the two sleeping individuals, she'd lingered around while everyone else climbed out of their tents. There was no use with pointless rambling, so she just held her bookbag and huddled her arms closer to her torso for warmth. Why did Christmastown have to be so damn cold?
She yawned a little as she played tag-along with the group, only a little surprised when the trees started to come to life again. Her eyes narrowed on one after the other, claws tapping lightly against her upper arm.
"Are all the trees here drunks?" she was beginning to think that siren was actually tolerable compared to these wooden fools.
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iStoleYurVamps rolled 2 6-sided dice:
5, 2
Total: 7 (2-12)
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:50 pm
Chobi_Chocobo iStoleYurVamps Israfel made a gentle coo as Riley returned from her fray, victorious. "YAY PURPUL CIDAH BOOBIES!" Wings flapped out and sent a small dusting of snow to the ground. The tiny toterror on his head was doing a little victory dance and making rude gestures at the fallen tree. "We move to..um-" Israfel pointed one way, then another, obviously unsure. "To dat one place rite?" "Wooooow, heeeeey....you're kinda pretty you know that? What's a pretty...thingy...like yourself doing 'round here?" And overly "Merry" tree has wandered over to you. It's boozy smell threatens to overwhelm you. HP: 5Damage: 3Israfel smelt it. It smelt of booze. And trees. And JOY. The first two smells he could live with, the third? He could not. "AUUGGGHHHHH." Screaming, the siren flapped about. "DO NOT WANTS!" HP:22
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Chobi_Chocobo rolled 2 6-sided dice:
1, 3
Total: 4 (2-12)
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:53 pm
iStoleYurVamps Chobi_Chocobo iStoleYurVamps Israfel made a gentle coo as Riley returned from her fray, victorious. "YAY PURPUL CIDAH BOOBIES!" Wings flapped out and sent a small dusting of snow to the ground. The tiny toterror on his head was doing a little victory dance and making rude gestures at the fallen tree. "We move to..um-" Israfel pointed one way, then another, obviously unsure. "To dat one place rite?" "Wooooow, heeeeey....you're kinda pretty you know that? What's a pretty...thingy...like yourself doing 'round here?" And overly "Merry" tree has wandered over to you. It's boozy smell threatens to overwhelm you. HP: 5Damage: 3Israfel smelt it. It smelt of booze. And trees. And JOY. The first two smells he could live with, the third? He could not. "AUUGGGHHHHH." Screaming, the siren flapped about. "DO NOT WANTS!" HP:22"Heyyyy heeyyyyy calmmm dowwwnnnn.. you're a little excitable one arent you pretty lady. " The tree burbs a fowl smelling booze burp. HP: 4No damage
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